Q. Duck

Hi! I have a new obsession very often so I post stuff about them. My current obsession is Project Hail Mary

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balling

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Head canon tiiiime:

Okay okay the thing with Starstruck is that it has to be toxic. At least in my mind.

Because Tom Ryder is not a good person, he’s narcissistic and he takes what he wants. Ryland Grace is… sort of a coward. And he’s really bad at reading people.. like not realising he’s the second in command after going to several important meetings level of bad. My idea is that Grace is unaware that he’s on the aroace spectrum when he dates Tom. And Tom can be a bit pushy. Do you see where I’m going with this?

So yea, Grace doesn’t understand why he doesn’t want to keep going so he just deals with it until he finds out about Tom’s well.. attempted murder of his twin. And only then does he break it off.

Grace only realises much later, when he’s with Simon who asks for explicit consent before anything sexual, that he just doesn’t feel arousal as often if at all.

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When I open up my brain to see what critters are messing around in there but all I see is Ryan Gosling and Markiplier in several different fonts

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Ryland Grace Tumblr Sexyman Propaganda!!

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THE WW2 POLITICAL POSTERS?! WELL THINK AGAIN!!

GRACE DID NOT COME THIS FAR TO BE BEATEN BY A TALKING TV AND A HUNGRY DWARF.

EVEN STAN PINES COULDN'T BEAT HIM AND WAS FORCED TO TIE.

SIMON HAS FALLEN WHICH MEANS IT IS UP TO GRACE TO PIONEER THIS CRACKSHIP INTO THE SUNSET.

DO IT FOR SIMON! GET HIS MAN TO THE FINISH LINE!

VOTE FOR GRACE! SAVE THE BLOODYMARY!

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Tom Ryder the type of guy to ask Colt, dead serious, “how old is your twin?”

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Ryland, “I just fucked your coworker” Grace: So Colt, I have bad news-

Colt: Yea, me too. Apparently my coworker Tom Ryder is a murderer and he framed me

Ryland, “I just fucked a murderer” Grace: …so Colt, my news has just become significantly worse

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When you lose your phone and have to rely on the sweet, soothing sounds of Markiplier occasionally screaming and scolding whatever horror game he’s playing to help guide you to it

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Like I don’t think my friends get it. When I say “I owe you my life 🥺” I mean that shit

I will die for you. Or kill for you if you asked!

Please ask

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Ryland Grace recording a video very adamantly insisting that no, he is in fact not harbouring a convict he found on a moon and he doesn’t know where everyone heard this absurd rumour.

In the background Simon casually passes by brushing his teeth and living his best life.

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Eating dinner/breakfast at 10 so I don’t have to eat lunch wooo

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Mean girls genderswapped but no personality changes are made

The plastics are just very flamboyant but still popular. Janus is an edgy boy who keeps being called gay (and is just bi) Damian is a fem lesbian and Cady is a flamboyant guy who’s just socially awkward

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so are you gonna moot me up or do i just have to sit here looking like a stalker

Wdym, stalker person?

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At a new year’s party so

I’m panicking my attack

Hypering my ventilating

And dissing my sociation

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10pm: I love to travel! :D

2am: D:

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Idk why but whenever I read ‘mlm’ I read it ‘mlem’ and it makes me so happy

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what about marriage now

Divorce

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The shame of meeting Nyx after plowing three of her children and a fourth as my brother