Beware The Bear

Mediocrity at its finest: Skater, Artist, Corefag, Furfag. This blog is not safe for work, school, or pretty much anywhere that is not the privacy of your own home. I guess this should be a more personal side of me. Occasional art uploads and other stuff, too, I suppose.

[ufolliegy]

brand new pikmin character his name is newport and he loves cigarettes look for him in pikmin 5 and 6

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Iceberg Lava Cake by cqxrena

[transfagdotcom-archive]

Voted wettest sounding video on tumblr

[thededfa]

Me: wettest sound?

*turns on sound*

Me: oh. Yeah. That’s a wet sounding video

[brokentripod]

I need an umbrella to watch this video

[were---ralph]

NOTHING could have prepared me for when i unmuted

[super-lazer-piss]

Love the "quality check" portion of the Domino's tracker. I imagine some 14 year old Domino's worker stoned out of their mind doing this for a few minutes

[nakamura-pic2]

Resolution【Difference】｜n@kamura-3rd｜pixivFANBOX

クリエイターの創作活動を支えるファンコミュニティ「pixivFANBOX」

[hyacinthianoracle]

A favorite 🤭🤭

[digi-moe]

[grandtheftflora-again]

[beware-the-bear]

Lmao I want to scream. My mind is all over the place and stressed with my living situation. I hate several aspects of my life at the moment. What fun

[sandmandaddy69]

[honingpoes]

[jackafz]

Her stupid ass

[bearafterall]

he’s too big..

[grizzly-bear-official]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[beardedmrbean]

[beware-the-bear]

I just want to eat ripe puckered dad hole.

[beardedmrbean]

they do this stuff on purpose I refuse to believe otherwise

[titkoks]

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[theehorsepussie]

Fun pizza looks kinda tasty tho

[carlsbad-gap]