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People who don’t cook their cereal don’t realize what they’re missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows

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op im coming to your home to beat you in the face and ass

i forgot that this blog still exists lol

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so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

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You mean this sign?

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but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

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same

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Jesus

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I bet those two are couple now..

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I’m gay

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me too

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This is such a great story

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update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

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Men really think that women’s liberation is about whether or not we let them view our bodies lmao

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Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship

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Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically

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So this seems dumb…and it is…but it’s dumb with a purpose. I can almost guarantee you the exact line of reasoning that gets NASA engineers to 100.

Ok, first of all assume the worst and assume she needs the max amount of tampons possible for all days. Now lets count it up.

7 days? Better be safe and make it 10.

3 tampons a day at worst? Better be safe and make it 5.

So that gives us 50 tampons. Ok. Double it.

And that’s how you get 100.

It’s ridiculous, but NASA has a culture of “overengineer absolutely everything to do with human safety, and then design around it” which is actually pretty cool.

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Listen, I know this gets made fun of so much, but like I am a woman who has periods and I have absolutely no idea how many tampons a woman requires in a week. I use primarily pads. But these men, at the least, ASKED her instead of making unfounded assumptions.