traded my wings for glory

Your local vacuum salesman, Brandon Hoover. I guess I also play guitar in a Capture The Crown knockoff band, Crown the Empire. AIM: brandonevacuum (rp blog only srry)

[asuperethicalclimax-blog]

consistently wears unflattering clothing because i am not worthy

[timecowboy]

[beyond-brandone-blog]

Maybe it’s not my weekend... but... it’s not really my year, either.

[electronicduckllama-blog]

~artsy~

[asuperethicalclimax-blog]

Useless fact of the day. The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

[mattandjones]

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

[beyond-brandone-blog]

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rapgodmykie Ily.

[beyond-brandone-blog]

Why is Andrew's nAME HISPANIC AT THE DISCO.

[beyond-brandone-blog]

Honestly, I fucking hate this band.

[electronicduckllama-blog]

Day 23849. Bean is still trying to tug the hair off of Brandon’s head, but is resorting to pulling on Dave’s ears too.

[beyond-brandone-blog]

electronicduckllama That didn't even make sense.

[beyond-brandone-blog]

Go to message Taddie. He's not even on. That intro was a fuCKING LIE.

[electronicduckllama-blog]

i’m brent and i play drums for a living with a bunch of freaks. the oldest, the wisest and i’m pretty fucking hyperactive. the little bean to the side is brooke and right now, she’s curled up at the end of my bunk trying to pull on brandon’s hair. aim @ pr0fessorgenki for free bad photoshops.

[beyond-brandone-blog]

# V A P E I S L I F E

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me: *pretends to be embarrassed by hickies*

me: *is actually proud to have physical evidence of my ho activities*