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[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ohlookitsatree]

voice offscreen: Hi, excuse me, i have an appointment for today?

*pause*

second voice: he’s new

first voice: oh. okay

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Mixing sodium with potassium is crazy!

[naamahdarling]

Holy WHAT

[pyrogina]

no way can you predict how this is gonna end

[molagbald]

This is NileRed. He has a YouTube channel if you want to see his content but don’t use Tiktok. On YouTube, he posts longer videos (like this one where he makes moonshine out of toilet paper), and he also has a second channel called NileBlue where he posts videos that are just as high quality as those on the main channel (mostly secondary content like cleaning up after main channel experiments but there’s also cool one-off NileBlue bits like the bismuth knife video).

Short videos like the one in this post can be found at NileRed Shorts. You may or may not have seen the short where he destroys a gummy bear with potassium chlorate circulating on Tumblr.

[turing-tested]

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

[turing-tested]

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

[asymbina]

This is fucking wild

[lesbianredpanda]

[professorsparklepants]

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

[detectivehole]

WHAT is this ad

[anarcho-gamerist]

>She doesn’t even get him hard

[armedjoy]

[guerrillatech]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lemon-jen]

[frottinq]

when Walter white said "smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating does not constitute plans in my book" he was wrong. this is the moment he really became Heisenberg. if you ask me

[o-kurwa]

[tikkety-tok]

She should show up at events where Prince Charles is. Give him a scare 💅 Watch to the end for the result!

[mon-t-real]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[batfamfucker]

Sis, I'll pay for your travel, just scare that fucker hard enough that he croaks 💅

[1percentcharge]

[grapefruiters]

things could be worse. you could have school tomorrow.

[butchyena]

dude.

[falseficus]

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

[brownheadedcowbird]

when i was taking my first year anatomy lab, we’d occasionally find a cadaver where things would branch off or attach in the wrong order, and when we’d ask our prof about it, he’d just shrug and say “they must not have read the book”

[funnypics247]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Lillian is a burlesque dancer and her TEDx talk nails the key to positive body image

[ryebreadgf]

[doggosource]

she took the midnight train going anywhere 

[girlblocker]

duality