only death is certain

It's simple, I bet I can eat more than you.

[gifbro]

[upsidedowntowerofpimps]

I HAVE HONORED THE FAMILY. MY LASAGNA HAS HONORED THE FAMILY. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW GORDAN RAMSAY THINKS THAT MY LASAGNA LOOKS GREAT. MY LIFE HAS BEEN MADE. I AM SO HAPPY I AM ABOUT TO CRY

[kazuhira-mezz]

So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

[dispersibility]

[iraffiruse]

[awwww-cute]

[aqueroful]

[digg]

TURN THE SOUND ON OMG

[beyondthedepthsx-blog]

Yo it looks like he's playing ddr

[sandandglass]

[frankocean]

Ha!

[pardonmewhileipanic]

this is Duke

Duke tried to go through the cat door 

the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food

Duke is NOT in fact, a cat

Duke has shamed his ancestors (and knocked over a lamp)

[pivotalwolf]

[awwww-cute]

Too tired to enjoy her first day out in the city

[blazepress]

How your Facebook news feed will look when your reach your mid 20’s.

[gildaradner]

[rainbow-femme]

This is what Channing Tatum needs to be doing instead of romance flicks

[hendumst]

[emmylousugarbean]

I need this as a ringtone.  

[dogvines]

[anxiousblackho]

[veviosofcetid]

Like nigga please •-•