Rainbow Room

30 He/him

[rin-an]

@kegareki

YOU!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME.

welp, here’s a viewer-generated sequel to the death-note-in-year-2020 shitpost saga.

[cannibalchicken]

[iamoutofideas]

the j

[aymmidumps]

Neil’s kidnapping in TKM, from Andrew’s POV (an excuse to draw Andrew in sheer desperation)

[captaindamianos]

@blue-eyed-korra asked for lamen cuddles back in May when I asked for prompts. I hope it's alright, it didn't work out quite the way I wanted, so it's a bit messy.

[theknightswhotilrecentlysaidnee]

Every line in this video is iconic

[rootbeergoddess]

I would watch this drama 

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[insufficiently-advanced]

[cloudselkie]

Every single one of these kittens: “The world is SO BIG and I am SO SMALL and I am not sure what to do with myself but I sure am trying.”

[theonlycampix]

@eevyerndracaneon

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

@space-gandalf46

[halles-comet]

why is this so fucking funny

[theersatzvegetarian]

Pacific Rim has a Build-Your-Own-Jaeger feature on their website. Some folks haven’t taken it as seriously as I suspect the PR folks thought they would.

[thisperspective]

CANADA WE ARE ALWAYS SO SORRY

[metallikato]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND EVEN MORE. 

[butlerbookbinding]

They just keep getting better..

[multifand0mtrash]

when I feel down, I look for this post

[femboss]

HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE BEST

[sarenth]

I laughed till I cried.

[fadeintocase]

Guys that post with my jeagers is going around again

[rainbow-femme]

Couldn’t think of the name Sweeney Todd and all my brain could come up with was Johnny Butcher

[rainbow-femme]

The Centaurs decide to secretly compete to see who can make Ilya laugh the hardest as part of a social media campaign promoting the upcoming season

Most of them get at least a chuckle out of Ilya, some get a full laugh. Shane goes last and he just silently texts Ilya something then puts his phone down. Ilya checks his phone and starts laughing so hard he almost passes out, with Shane smiling smugly at the others who all went all out in their efforts to make their captain laugh

The video ends with a screenshot of what Shane sent Ilya and it’s a picture of Anya wearing sunglasses

For weeks Ilya will start laughing when he looks at his phone and sees the picture and it pisses the team off every time because Shane just silently grins every time

[islafigs]

Justice to my boy Egg, he had no peace

[rainbow-femme]

Everyone sees a post-retirement Shane meltdown coming a mile away unless they find something to fill the hockey shaped hole in his brain, and someone casually throws out Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Shane figures well why not, can’t hurt to go to one class and see how it feels

He goes in and immediately, day one, gets his ass absolutely handed to him. Slammed to the ground, choked out, beat to shit, no rest no mercy the entire time and he LOVES it. Getting pushed and tested, needing to figure out strategy, fully working his muscles and getting thrown around. He comes home bruised and sore and can’t wait to go back

Ilya isn’t super sure at first about his husband getting recreationally beat up, especially after going to a practice early on and getting nauseous from watching people choking Shane and purposely putting him in so much pain he’s forced to tap out. The spouse of another person at the gym says to wait a few months before trying to watch again

But after a while he starts regularly hearing Shane laughing and Anya happy barking from other parts of the house, and walking in to find the two playfully wrestling around. Or when they watch the Pike kids they all want turns to get flipped around and wrestled by uncle Shane

And then of course one day Shane texts Ilya saying he wants Ilya to help him learn a triangle submission, and he adds a winky face and Ilya is just ??? Ok? I guess? But then he looks one up and well. That sure. Uh. That sure would be his husbands big strong sweaty thighs locked around his head and you know maybe he shouldn’t be too hasty to judge this hobby

Very soon Ilya is looking up moves for them to “practice” and he starts to see the appeal of his big strong husband being able to manhandle him and also anyone else. When he finally goes to watch another practice he sees Shane taking down guys six inches taller and fifty pounds heavier with ease and no actually so sorry they can’t go out to eat with everyone afterwards he needs to get his hot sweaty husband home immediately

The hockey world struggles to hide how pissed they are the first time Shane wins a tournament because of course he can’t retire normally and had to go and become the best at something else, specifically something that means he could beat the shit out of any of them if he wanted

[rainbow-femme]

Troy: “So you’re really ok with Shane practicing martial arts on you??”

Shanes recent search history:

Ilya: “What can I say, I am a very selfless husband.”

[thatoneautisticfnaffan]

Overlap between antiblackness and antisemitism in fandoms:

- Jewish-coding and Black-coding ignored and erased e.g., character’s experiences are intentional allegory for Jewishness or Blackness, but people insist it’s about queerness instead.

- The desire to see Black and Jewish characters humbled. This is usually in retaliation for some perceived wrong due to a white character. Gets worse if said characters are successful in their fields, then it’s portrayed as “punching up”.

- Ethnic features being erased (skin lightened, curly hair straightened, slimmer noses ect).

- Discussions about antiblack/antisemitic tropes in fandom spaces dismissed because “real bigotry is more important” (“real bigotry” is then never discussed).

- When the main characters are Black/Jewish and yet the fandom won’t stop talking about that fucking white guy.

- Black/Jewish characters made out to be mean, usually depicted as bullying the poor white character (bonus if the “agonisers” are men).

- Infantilisation specific to non-white characters.

[rainbow-femme]

-Any connections the characters have to their culture is erased to make it more “relatable”

-Making fun of traditional foods for being gross or weird

-Hanging out with people of a similar background is presented as being insular and closed minded

-Only exist in cities

-Need to be shipped with a white/non jewish character

-Character in fics/headcanons speak badly about their culture/perceived culture as a way for the person writing it to vent their dislike for those things with plausible deniability

[advantagealcaraz]

people think that people who hate sports would hate sports but actually no one hates sports more than people who love sports

[ninamodaffari]

going birding with @shithowdy can be uhhhhhh

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[yeuziu]

"That is enough sharing for tonight, Barrett."