Nerd Girl Princess

Suzie. Brooklynite. Accidental hipster. Nerd girl. Gamer. Feminist. Baker of desserts and lover of summer and brownies and baseball. I see all the black and all the white but not a single shade of grey.

[raptorific]

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

[tinutbutter]

@beyourbatgirl I feel like you would find this amusing 😂😂

[mcueveryday]

Hello everyone! My best friend in the whole world just invited me to visit her in Brooklyn, New York! The thing is, I live in Mexico, and going to see her is very expensive.

I haven’t seen her in almost 4 years, and We would really appreciate it if you could donate to our fundraiser! Any amount is good, and we’ll be so grateful if you could help us.

Thank you so much!!

[beyourbatgirl]

Help my best friend, who I met working at Disney and lives in Mexico, come visit me in NYC this summer!! She's one of the most amazing people I know and she deserves a magical vacation <3

[connielingusss]

Dear sisters,

be whatever the fuck you want. today and forever.

be as carefree as you want

be as sexy with that booty as you want

be as incendiary as you want

be as much like a princess as you want

be as revolutionary as you want

be as natural as you want

be as fearless as you want

be as unapologetically excellent as you want

be as angry as you want

be as loved as you want

Happy international women’s day to all the black women out there struggling, mothering, loving, breathing, praying, dancing, resisting, laughing and BEING.

You are loved, you are worthy, you are magic.

[wisevillian-deactivated20230603]

Thank you.

[genenesis]

[chamsas1-deactivated20160809]

happy women’s day to all my nonbinary women and trans women. to the lbpq women and the women that are questioning their sexuality. to the Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Sikh and Buddhist women. to the homeless women and the poor women. to the women of colour. to the physically disabled and mentally ill women. to the young mothers and women without mothers. to the plus sized women. happy women’s day to more women than the skinny white girls.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thetattedstoner]

May your 1st apartment be your sanctuary

● no rodents or bugs

● no noisy neighbors

● no burglaries

● no mold in the air ducts or leaky faucets

[yourhighestfeeling-blog]

Thank you for your prayers. 

[pettyrevenge]

Years ago in my high school AP economics class I was assigned to sit in the corner of the room where I was flanked by a handful of very popular, very lazy kids. After every exam the teacher would announce (much to my chagrin) my “high score” to the class.

After a particularly challenging exam where I only scored 93%, the teacher announced that the guy to my right (let’s call him Matt) had ALSO scored 93%, his friend behind him 90%, and the friend behind HIM 90%! Needless to say I vacillated between self-doubt and suspicion for a few days before I finally “congratulated” one of the 90%‘ers on his score. With an impish grin he admitted that his friend Matt had been cheating off me for months and “thanked” me for helping “so many people do so well” in the class. The petty revenge gears started turning in my head for what seemed like ages before I replied “no problem, I’m just glad to help!”

At the next exam I put my my paper in very clear view of Matt. He had been told that I was now willing to “help” him and his friends. I circled all wrong answers while making a special mark for the correct ones. Just before the time was up, I quickly changed my answers back when nobody was looking, turned in my exam, and smugly walked back to my seat.

What I didn’t know at the time was that the cheating conspiracy didn’t just involve the kids sitting next to me, but that my answers were written down and forwarded to the next 4 periods, all of which took an identical test.

One week later a record 22 people failed the exam. Matt empathetically remarked “Oh man, did you fail too!?” I flipped over my sheet: 100%.

Nobody ever cheated off me in that class again.

[micdotcom]

Rose appeared on the program It’s Not You, It’s Men, with Rev. Run and Tyrese, where the two challenged her on consent and whether what a woman is wearing counts as automatic consent. And she shut. It. Down. She had a great response to Rev. Run saying “dress how you want to be addressed.”

[sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c]

I cannot believe people are still arguing that people want to be raped, that people deserve to be raped based on the way they dress or flirt or dance.

That’s fucked up.

[ladernierefois-deactivated20160]

Saw a girl wearing this today, I’m so here for it.

[philogynoir-blog]

OMG! I NEED

[breakfastattiffannys-deactivate]

I have 3 different personalities.

[giggle]

the one where I’m out-going and loud.

the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck

the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.

[bevsi]

once a girl told me she was gay but she didn’t call herself a lesbian cause it’s too sexualized of a term, which made me so fucking sad

[timballisto]

someone finally articulated the reason why I prefer gay

[afatfox]

hey kits!  sorry for being MIA for awhile. it recently snowed here in KY and I took a couple outfit pictures that I thought I’d share sweater ~ target (4) jeggings ~ torrid (26) scarf ~ gifted boots ~ torrid  lips ~ revlon colorburst balm stain in crush

[fukgirl-deactivated20150602]

i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

[tanae-briana-deactivated2018010]

People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.

They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”

But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.

[losingt0uch-blog]

I lowkey (but rlly highkey) need affection right now

[chosimbaone]

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

[the-female-condition-deactivate]

hello