Mar 28, 2013
Choose your Grindr name
Okay, so by now you’re getting desperate, right? If you’re on Grindr or a similar ‘hook-up app’, just got for the basics as above, or try the standard ‘Looking_4_Meet_Now’ or ‘Vauxhall, 32′. The easiest way to get noticed, though, is to find your ‘Grindr name’, inspired by the charming men who call themselves BUTT CLEANER or NUTS GOBBLER. My new, magic formula couldn’t be easier:
1. Body part you wash first or last in the shower. 2. One parent’s occupation.
And voilà! Be you a Hand Signalman, Bollock Trucker, Bum Plumber or Toe Psychologist, you’re sure to get *exactly* the attention you’re looking for. And maybe even a little bit more.