.ಠ_ಠ

stuff etc etc.

[muyintedezante]

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

when he sticks it in the wrong hole

[just-shower-thoughts]

The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

[mawhrin-skel-deactivated2024080]

you made me read this,,, with my innocent eyes

[stigmatagloryhole-deactivated20]

[3drod]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[babyanimalgifs]

[bob-belcher]

[justcariii]

Damn Wendy’s

[boreragnarok]

Wendy’s is savage.

[househunting]

[bhelliom]

Give.

[cozyqueen]

[natehankz]

she doesn’t have the range

[wifekisserr]

Idk what this is but I love it

[bhelliom]

That is Matt Lucas and David Walliams so it’s probably a sketch from Little Britain.

[bhelliom]

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[annehathaguey-deactivated201801]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by The Obscure Gentlemen

[bhelliom]

[sylferino]