bisexual mess

meg | 22 | this was supposed to be organized

[probuccalfat]

great! now do the same medical study with women

[probuccalfat]

[sightofsea]

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

[audpaints]

The good feeling when a little cat rests their head against you like you’re a pillow is actually pretty significant

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[thegroundhogdidit]

i love that none of the leverage team have misplaced confidence like they all really are THAT good. hardison hacked into the bank of iceland as a teenager. parker can crack almost any type of safe in seconds. sophie is a famous art thief and has played such long cons that she became a duchess. eliot is an internationally renowned hitman and retrieval specialist FOR A REASON. nate literally gave a guy a nosebleed with the power of his mind. no wonder the five of them are the only people who could possibly figure out how to beat a steranko twice

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[signalfirefly]

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

[souryam]

3 apples tall.. hopefully nothing will happen to them

[icaruspendragon]

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

[merlin-gifs]

MERTHUR + tumblr text post

[rogers-carter]

EASY A 2010 | dir. Will Gluck

[adhd-merlin]

[seachick]

my favorite things about Shawn Spencer are that he:

✅️ can take a punch

❌️ can NOT fight at all

✅️ has unbelievable aim

❌️ does not own a gun

✅️ can track down criminals

❌️ has NO stamina and cannot run

[null-doesnothing]

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

[guccixcucci]

[guccixcucci]

[jebbyfwish]

[july-19th-club]

shawn spencer is a great character bc he's representation for people who are just constantly low-level lying all the time and mostly even not for any good reason

[rattyjol]

#like everybody sort of knows/suspects that he's making it up but they just don't call him on it??? they're just like #yeah that's a weird hyperobservant chronically unemployed dude who just hangs out here. he thinks we think he's clairvoyant #we've got an officewide bet over when he'll crack if ever #and that's his buddy. he doesn't have a gimmick he's actually kind of a normal guy except that when you put them together he's an idiot #you can't separate them they'll cry (via op)

[drops-of-universe]

sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems