uhhh steve something happened
Oh god, what happened now. It wasn’t the minis again, was it?
no it was uhhhh something a bit more important *he shows the tablet broken into four pieces*
How in the— Sammy! How did this happen?!
uhhhh *he flashbacks to him and Biaankhi playing tag with it* i have no idea!
Samuel.
ok! biaankhi and i were playing tag and running with it
Sammy! What did I tell you about playing with that thing?
i’m sorry we just got really bored! Ahk and Bahiti were too busy to do anything with us, but now he’s acting weird
Acting weird? Acting weird how?
he’s not speaking to us and it’s like he’s looking for something
Oh gods, I think you broke him—
how?!
You’re the one who broke the tablet!
no technically it was biaankhi hes the one who tripped and dropped it!
You still participated in the matter! Now Ahk is going insane and we have a broken tablet. Do we really need to send Larry to the hospital again?!
we dont need to tell him!
He’s going to find out sooner or later!
its a big museum we just have to keep them away from each other!
That’s going to be harder than it looks. Ahk will fall in love with that man whether he’s acting weird or not.
thats true he once wrote a poem for him
Ok, but do you know what he’s looking for?
no he mumbled something in egyptian but when i asked biaankhi what he said he told me it was something about macedonians
The country??? Oh shit—
is that bad?
That’s half way across the world! If he tries to go there, he’ll turn to dust!
steve we dont even know if he knows where he is! he looked lost!
But what if he goes outside! He’ll be dead for sure!
cant we just like lock him in his tomb until we fix the tablet?!
We’re going to need to find him first! Hopefully he hasn’t found Larry yet. I’m scared to see what’ll happen—
Biaankhi comes up to Steve and pulls on his shirt. “Father speak to other guard about Heka Khasut.”
“For for fuc—“ Steve stops himself. ‘For the child.’ He reminds himself. “Christ sake— ok,” He turned to the kid. “Alright kid, I’ve got a big favor to ask you.”
Biaankhi listens closely to the tall guard, ready to do whatever he tells him.
“Could you go fetch your father and separate him and Larry? We don’t want larry to know what happened to the tablet. Because we don’t want him to faint again, do we?”
“I help father!” Biaankhi agreed and ran off to find him.
Biaankhi came back holding Ahk’s hand. “I find! I say there is cake in tomb. Also mother angry.”
“Oh boy,” Steve pinched the bridge of his nose. “When is she not— ok! We need to find a way to fix this before all hell breaks loose.”
“She not angry when holding sister or uhhh… what the word for when mother stab father’s face with hers?”
they STAB each other?! no wonder i’m not married
“No! Like when you eat cookie, but uhh instead of cookie, other uhhh person’s face!”
OHH you mean a kiss! *sammy turns to steve* he means a kiss
I assumed that— but come on, focus! We need to fix this thing!
“First we lock father in tomb so he don’t eat pen. Almost ate pen when found him.”
