Hey, I’m Steve

Hey everyone! I’m Steve <3

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

(Take note this is a Roleplay blog lol. Steve sadly is not real 😔)

[secretly-larry-daley]

If I stole dexter what would you do

Even though I would be thankful, I’d like you to bring him back. That’s museum property.

[helphowdoiusethis]

Nope, he's mine now

[secretly-larry-daley]

I—

What would you want him in the first place

[helphowdoiusethis]

Im putting him in a skirt and tiara

[secretly-larry-daley]

Oh god, you’re a ballerina mom—

You can’t put him in competitions! I won’t let you! 

[helphowdoiusethis]

No! I'm just gonna spoil the hell out of him then bring him back

[secretly-larry-daley]

Why would you spoil him??? He causes nothing but trouble!

[helphowdoiusethis]

Reinforcing the bad behaviour so he causes more trouble-

I never said I was on your side Larry.

[secretly-larry-daley]

That’s it.

You’re banned.

[helphowdoiusethis]

You can't ban me. I don't exist

[secretly-larry-daley]

Yes I can, you know why? I work here. And trespassing on private property.

[helphowdoiusethis]

Its a public museum Larry and all I'm doing is making your job fun

[secretly-larry-daley]

Fun??? FUN??

YOU THINK THIS IS FUN?? Well news flash bucko, this is not fun. Do you know how many times a night I nearly die??? Just because of someone else antics that could’ve been completely avoided?? I can’t be in several places at once. So I need to take this serious. All you’re doing is adding on to my problems.

[helphowdoiusethis]

Die? That's a thing? Larry if I knew anything I wouldn't do it, i didn't even take Dexter. I mean i was planing on dropping of skirts to some miniatures but I did nothing to Dexter!

[secretly-larry-daley]

I— wh— yknow what, I’m taking the rest of the night off. I’m not sure how much I can take.

*Larry gets up and walks away. He is too tired for this. If only they knew that would have consequences later…*

[helphowdoiusethis]

I think I just broke the man whose faced death several times

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That you have. Honestly, I’ve never seen Larry break so quickly. So, that’s a new record

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Ahk, can we talk for a moment?”

-A disheveled, sprint across the museum ridden, Steve Taylor

"Of course, is everything alright?" Ahk tilted his head.

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Well,” Steve inhaled a big breath. “It’s complicated. Can I come in for a moment?”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Of course. Would you like some tea?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“That would be lovely, thank you.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk brought Steve a cup of tea and a jar of honey. “What would you like to discuss?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“It’s about…your wife.” He said, taking the cup of tea.

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk’s face changed to a concerned, slightly defensive look. “What about my wife?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“I don’t mean to offend you in anyway but— oh, how do I put this? I can tell she doesn’t like me. Well, she doesn’t like anyone but especially me. I will admit, I’m not a fan either, but I don’t want this to end in disaster.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk’s face now relaxed. “I see. Bahiti is a rather… difficult woman. She has been like that for a long time, especially since coming to the museum. I have adjusted better to living here than she has. However, I did not realize the tension between the both of you was still so high.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“It is. Extremely. I mean— there’s a reason why I work half way across the museum.” He said, jokingly. Steve took a sip of his tea. “But in all seriousness, it’s become a serious problem. And I’m not sure what to do.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk nodded. “I understand. I do not wish for you two to fight. I shall talk to Bahiti about this. I would suggest just separating yourself from her until I am able to fix this.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Was planning on it.” Steve said, once again sipping at his tea. “I just don’t want to worry for my life, that’s all. I hope you can come to some kind of agreement.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Ahk, can we talk for a moment?”

-A disheveled, sprint across the museum ridden, Steve Taylor

"Of course, is everything alright?" Ahk tilted his head.

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Well,” Steve inhaled a big breath. “It’s complicated. Can I come in for a moment?”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Of course. Would you like some tea?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“That would be lovely, thank you.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk brought Steve a cup of tea and a jar of honey. “What would you like to discuss?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“It’s about…your wife.” He said, taking the cup of tea.

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk’s face changed to a concerned, slightly defensive look. “What about my wife?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“I don’t mean to offend you in anyway but— oh, how do I put this? I can tell she doesn’t like me. Well, she doesn’t like anyone but especially me. I will admit, I’m not a fan either, but I don’t want this to end in disaster.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk’s face now relaxed. “I see. Bahiti is a rather… difficult woman. She has been like that for a long time, especially since coming to the museum. I have adjusted better to living here than she has. However, I did not realize the tension between the both of you was still so high.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“It is. Extremely. I mean— there’s a reason why I work half way across the museum.” He said, jokingly. Steve took a sip of his tea. “But in all seriousness, it’s become a serious problem. And I’m not sure what to do.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Ahk, can we talk for a moment?”

-A disheveled, sprint across the museum ridden, Steve Taylor

"Of course, is everything alright?" Ahk tilted his head.

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Well,” Steve inhaled a big breath. “It’s complicated. Can I come in for a moment?”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Of course. Would you like some tea?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“That would be lovely, thank you.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk brought Steve a cup of tea and a jar of honey. “What would you like to discuss?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“It’s about…your wife.” He said, taking the cup of tea.

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk’s face changed to a concerned, slightly defensive look. “What about my wife?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“I don’t mean to offend you in anyway but— oh, how do I put this? I can tell she doesn’t like me. Well, she doesn’t like anyone but especially me. I will admit, I’m not a fan either, but I don’t want this to end in disaster.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Ahk, can we talk for a moment?”

-A disheveled, sprint across the museum ridden, Steve Taylor

"Of course, is everything alright?" Ahk tilted his head.

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Well,” Steve inhaled a big breath. “It’s complicated. Can I come in for a moment?”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Of course. Would you like some tea?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“That would be lovely, thank you.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk brought Steve a cup of tea and a jar of honey. “What would you like to discuss?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“It’s about…your wife.” He said, taking the cup of tea.

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Ahk, can we talk for a moment?”

-A disheveled, sprint across the museum ridden, Steve Taylor

"Of course, is everything alright?" Ahk tilted his head.

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Well,” Steve inhaled a big breath. “It’s complicated. Can I come in for a moment?”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Of course. Would you like some tea?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“That would be lovely, thank you.”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Ahk, can we talk for a moment?”

-A disheveled, sprint across the museum ridden, Steve Taylor

"Of course, is everything alright?" Ahk tilted his head.

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Well,” Steve inhaled a big breath. “It’s complicated. Can I come in for a moment?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

uhhh steve something happened

Oh god, what happened now. It wasn’t the minis again, was it?

[3footclaydude]

no it was uhhhh something a bit more important *he shows the tablet broken into four pieces*

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

How in the— Sammy! How did this happen?!

[3footclaydude]

uhhhh *he flashbacks to him and Biaankhi playing tag with it* i have no idea!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Samuel.

[3footclaydude]

ok! biaankhi and i were playing tag and running with it

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Sammy! What did I tell you about playing with that thing?

[3footclaydude]

i’m sorry we just got really bored! Ahk and Bahiti were too busy to do anything with us, but now he’s acting weird

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Acting weird? Acting weird how?

[3footclaydude]

he’s not speaking to us and it’s like he’s looking for something

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Oh gods, I think you broke him—

[3footclaydude]

how?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You’re the one who broke the tablet!

[3footclaydude]

no technically it was biaankhi hes the one who tripped and dropped it!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You still participated in the matter! Now Ahk is going insane and we have a broken tablet. Do we really need to send Larry to the hospital again?!

[3footclaydude]

we dont need to tell him!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

He’s going to find out sooner or later!

[3footclaydude]

its a big museum we just have to keep them away from each other!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s going to be harder than it looks. Ahk will fall in love with that man whether he’s acting weird or not.

[3footclaydude]

thats true he once wrote a poem for him

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Ok, but do you know what he’s looking for?

[3footclaydude]

no he mumbled something in egyptian but when i asked biaankhi what he said he told me it was something about macedonians

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

The country??? Oh shit—

[3footclaydude]

is that bad?

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s half way across the world! If he tries to go there, he’ll turn to dust!

[3footclaydude]

steve we dont even know if he knows where he is! he looked lost!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

But what if he goes outside! He’ll be dead for sure!

[3footclaydude]

cant we just like lock him in his tomb until we fix the tablet?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

We’re going to need to find him first! Hopefully he hasn’t found Larry yet. I’m scared to see what’ll happen—

[biaankhi]

Biaankhi comes up to Steve and pulls on his shirt. “Father speak to other guard about Heka Khasut.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“For for fuc—“ Steve stops himself. ‘For the child.’ He reminds himself. “Christ sake— ok,” He turned to the kid. “Alright kid, I’ve got a big favor to ask you.”

[biaankhi]

Biaankhi listens closely to the tall guard, ready to do whatever he tells him.

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Could you go fetch your father and separate him and Larry? We don’t want larry to know what happened to the tablet. Because we don’t want him to faint again, do we?”

[biaankhi]

“I help father!” Biaankhi agreed and ran off to find him.

[biaankhi]

Biaankhi came back holding Ahk’s hand. “I find! I say there is cake in tomb. Also mother angry.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Oh boy,” Steve pinched the bridge of his nose. “When is she not— ok! We need to find a way to fix this before all hell breaks loose.”

[biaankhi]

“She not angry when holding sister or uhhh… what the word for when mother stab father’s face with hers?”

[3footclaydude]

they STAB each other?! no wonder i’m not married

[biaankhi]

“No! Like when you eat cookie, but uhh instead of cookie, other uhhh person’s face!”

[3footclaydude]

OHH you mean a kiss! *sammy turns to steve* he means a kiss

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

I assumed that— but come on, focus! We need to fix this thing!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

uhhh steve something happened

Oh god, what happened now. It wasn’t the minis again, was it?

[3footclaydude]

no it was uhhhh something a bit more important *he shows the tablet broken into four pieces*

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

How in the— Sammy! How did this happen?!

[3footclaydude]

uhhhh *he flashbacks to him and Biaankhi playing tag with it* i have no idea!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Samuel.

[3footclaydude]

ok! biaankhi and i were playing tag and running with it

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Sammy! What did I tell you about playing with that thing?

[3footclaydude]

i’m sorry we just got really bored! Ahk and Bahiti were too busy to do anything with us, but now he’s acting weird

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Acting weird? Acting weird how?

[3footclaydude]

he’s not speaking to us and it’s like he’s looking for something

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Oh gods, I think you broke him—

[3footclaydude]

how?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You’re the one who broke the tablet!

[3footclaydude]

no technically it was biaankhi hes the one who tripped and dropped it!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You still participated in the matter! Now Ahk is going insane and we have a broken tablet. Do we really need to send Larry to the hospital again?!

[3footclaydude]

we dont need to tell him!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

He’s going to find out sooner or later!

[3footclaydude]

its a big museum we just have to keep them away from each other!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s going to be harder than it looks. Ahk will fall in love with that man whether he’s acting weird or not.

[3footclaydude]

thats true he once wrote a poem for him

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Ok, but do you know what he’s looking for?

[3footclaydude]

no he mumbled something in egyptian but when i asked biaankhi what he said he told me it was something about macedonians

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

The country??? Oh shit—

[3footclaydude]

is that bad?

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s half way across the world! If he tries to go there, he’ll turn to dust!

[3footclaydude]

steve we dont even know if he knows where he is! he looked lost!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

But what if he goes outside! He’ll be dead for sure!

[3footclaydude]

cant we just like lock him in his tomb until we fix the tablet?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

We’re going to need to find him first! Hopefully he hasn’t found Larry yet. I’m scared to see what’ll happen—

[biaankhi]

Biaankhi comes up to Steve and pulls on his shirt. “Father speak to other guard about Heka Khasut.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“For for fuc—“ Steve stops himself. ‘For the child.’ He reminds himself. “Christ sake— ok,” He turned to the kid. “Alright kid, I’ve got a big favor to ask you.”

[biaankhi]

Biaankhi listens closely to the tall guard, ready to do whatever he tells him.

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Could you go fetch your father and separate him and Larry? We don’t want larry to know what happened to the tablet. Because we don’t want him to faint again, do we?”

[biaankhi]

“I help father!” Biaankhi agreed and ran off to find him.

[biaankhi]

Biaankhi came back holding Ahk’s hand. “I find! I say there is cake in tomb. Also mother angry.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Oh boy,” Steve pinched the bridge of his nose. “When is she not— ok! We need to find a way to fix this before all hell breaks loose.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

uhhh steve something happened

Oh god, what happened now. It wasn’t the minis again, was it?

[3footclaydude]

no it was uhhhh something a bit more important *he shows the tablet broken into four pieces*

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

How in the— Sammy! How did this happen?!

[3footclaydude]

uhhhh *he flashbacks to him and Biaankhi playing tag with it* i have no idea!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Samuel.

[3footclaydude]

ok! biaankhi and i were playing tag and running with it

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Sammy! What did I tell you about playing with that thing?

[3footclaydude]

i’m sorry we just got really bored! Ahk and Bahiti were too busy to do anything with us, but now he’s acting weird

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Acting weird? Acting weird how?

[3footclaydude]

he’s not speaking to us and it’s like he’s looking for something

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Oh gods, I think you broke him—

[3footclaydude]

how?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You’re the one who broke the tablet!

[3footclaydude]

no technically it was biaankhi hes the one who tripped and dropped it!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You still participated in the matter! Now Ahk is going insane and we have a broken tablet. Do we really need to send Larry to the hospital again?!

[3footclaydude]

we dont need to tell him!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

He’s going to find out sooner or later!

[3footclaydude]

its a big museum we just have to keep them away from each other!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s going to be harder than it looks. Ahk will fall in love with that man whether he’s acting weird or not.

[3footclaydude]

thats true he once wrote a poem for him

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Ok, but do you know what he’s looking for?

[3footclaydude]

no he mumbled something in egyptian but when i asked biaankhi what he said he told me it was something about macedonians

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

The country??? Oh shit—

[3footclaydude]

is that bad?

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s half way across the world! If he tries to go there, he’ll turn to dust!

[3footclaydude]

steve we dont even know if he knows where he is! he looked lost!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

But what if he goes outside! He’ll be dead for sure!

[3footclaydude]

cant we just like lock him in his tomb until we fix the tablet?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

We’re going to need to find him first! Hopefully he hasn’t found Larry yet. I’m scared to see what’ll happen—

[biaankhi]

Biaankhi comes up to Steve and pulls on his shirt. “Father speak to other guard about Heka Khasut.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“For for fuc—“ Steve stops himself. ‘For the child.’ He reminds himself. “Christ sake— ok,” He turned to the kid. “Alright kid, I’ve got a big favor to ask you.”

[biaankhi]

Biaankhi listens closely to the tall guard, ready to do whatever he tells him.

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“Could you go fetch your father and separate him and Larry? We don’t want larry to know what happened to the tablet. Because we don’t want him to faint again, do we?”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

uhhh steve something happened

Oh god, what happened now. It wasn’t the minis again, was it?

[3footclaydude]

no it was uhhhh something a bit more important *he shows the tablet broken into four pieces*

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

How in the— Sammy! How did this happen?!

[3footclaydude]

uhhhh *he flashbacks to him and Biaankhi playing tag with it* i have no idea!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Samuel.

[3footclaydude]

ok! biaankhi and i were playing tag and running with it

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Sammy! What did I tell you about playing with that thing?

[3footclaydude]

i’m sorry we just got really bored! Ahk and Bahiti were too busy to do anything with us, but now he’s acting weird

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Acting weird? Acting weird how?

[3footclaydude]

he’s not speaking to us and it’s like he’s looking for something

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Oh gods, I think you broke him—

[3footclaydude]

how?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You’re the one who broke the tablet!

[3footclaydude]

no technically it was biaankhi hes the one who tripped and dropped it!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You still participated in the matter! Now Ahk is going insane and we have a broken tablet. Do we really need to send Larry to the hospital again?!

[3footclaydude]

we dont need to tell him!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

He’s going to find out sooner or later!

[3footclaydude]

its a big museum we just have to keep them away from each other!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s going to be harder than it looks. Ahk will fall in love with that man whether he’s acting weird or not.

[3footclaydude]

thats true he once wrote a poem for him

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Ok, but do you know what he’s looking for?

[3footclaydude]

no he mumbled something in egyptian but when i asked biaankhi what he said he told me it was something about macedonians

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

The country??? Oh shit—

[3footclaydude]

is that bad?

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s half way across the world! If he tries to go there, he’ll turn to dust!

[3footclaydude]

steve we dont even know if he knows where he is! he looked lost!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

But what if he goes outside! He’ll be dead for sure!

[3footclaydude]

cant we just like lock him in his tomb until we fix the tablet?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

We’re going to need to find him first! Hopefully he hasn’t found Larry yet. I’m scared to see what’ll happen—

[biaankhi]

Biaankhi comes up to Steve and pulls on his shirt. “Father speak to other guard about Heka Khasut.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

“For for fuc—“ Steve stops himself. ‘For the child.’ He reminds himself. “Christ sake— ok,” He turned to the kid. “Alright kid, I’ve got a big favor to ask you.”

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

uhhh steve something happened

Oh god, what happened now. It wasn’t the minis again, was it?

[3footclaydude]

no it was uhhhh something a bit more important *he shows the tablet broken into four pieces*

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

How in the— Sammy! How did this happen?!

[3footclaydude]

uhhhh *he flashbacks to him and Biaankhi playing tag with it* i have no idea!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Samuel.

[3footclaydude]

ok! biaankhi and i were playing tag and running with it

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Sammy! What did I tell you about playing with that thing?

[3footclaydude]

i’m sorry we just got really bored! Ahk and Bahiti were too busy to do anything with us, but now he’s acting weird

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Acting weird? Acting weird how?

[3footclaydude]

he’s not speaking to us and it’s like he’s looking for something

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Oh gods, I think you broke him—

[3footclaydude]

how?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You’re the one who broke the tablet!

[3footclaydude]

no technically it was biaankhi hes the one who tripped and dropped it!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You still participated in the matter! Now Ahk is going insane and we have a broken tablet. Do we really need to send Larry to the hospital again?!

[3footclaydude]

we dont need to tell him!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

He’s going to find out sooner or later!

[3footclaydude]

its a big museum we just have to keep them away from each other!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s going to be harder than it looks. Ahk will fall in love with that man whether he’s acting weird or not.

[3footclaydude]

thats true he once wrote a poem for him

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Ok, but do you know what he’s looking for?

[3footclaydude]

no he mumbled something in egyptian but when i asked biaankhi what he said he told me it was something about macedonians

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

The country??? Oh shit—

[3footclaydude]

is that bad?

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s half way across the world! If he tries to go there, he’ll turn to dust!

[3footclaydude]

steve we dont even know if he knows where he is! he looked lost!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

But what if he goes outside! He’ll be dead for sure!

[3footclaydude]

cant we just like lock him in his tomb until we fix the tablet?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

We’re going to need to find him first! Hopefully he hasn’t found Larry yet. I’m scared to see what’ll happen—

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

uhhh steve something happened

Oh god, what happened now. It wasn’t the minis again, was it?

[3footclaydude]

no it was uhhhh something a bit more important *he shows the tablet broken into four pieces*

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

How in the— Sammy! How did this happen?!

[3footclaydude]

uhhhh *he flashbacks to him and Biaankhi playing tag with it* i have no idea!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Samuel.

[3footclaydude]

ok! biaankhi and i were playing tag and running with it

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Sammy! What did I tell you about playing with that thing?

[3footclaydude]

i’m sorry we just got really bored! Ahk and Bahiti were too busy to do anything with us, but now he’s acting weird

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Acting weird? Acting weird how?

[3footclaydude]

he’s not speaking to us and it’s like he’s looking for something

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Oh gods, I think you broke him—

[3footclaydude]

how?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You’re the one who broke the tablet!

[3footclaydude]

no technically it was biaankhi hes the one who tripped and dropped it!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You still participated in the matter! Now Ahk is going insane and we have a broken tablet. Do we really need to send Larry to the hospital again?!

[3footclaydude]

we dont need to tell him!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

He’s going to find out sooner or later!

[3footclaydude]

its a big museum we just have to keep them away from each other!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s going to be harder than it looks. Ahk will fall in love with that man whether he’s acting weird or not.

[3footclaydude]

thats true he once wrote a poem for him

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Ok, but do you know what he’s looking for?

[3footclaydude]

no he mumbled something in egyptian but when i asked biaankhi what he said he told me it was something about macedonians

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

The country??? Oh shit—

[3footclaydude]

is that bad?

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s half way across the world! If he tries to go there, he’ll turn to dust!

[3footclaydude]

steve we dont even know if he knows where he is! he looked lost!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

But what if he goes outside! He’ll be dead for sure!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

uhhh steve something happened

Oh god, what happened now. It wasn’t the minis again, was it?

[3footclaydude]

no it was uhhhh something a bit more important *he shows the tablet broken into four pieces*

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

How in the— Sammy! How did this happen?!

[3footclaydude]

uhhhh *he flashbacks to him and Biaankhi playing tag with it* i have no idea!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Samuel.

[3footclaydude]

ok! biaankhi and i were playing tag and running with it

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Sammy! What did I tell you about playing with that thing?

[3footclaydude]

i’m sorry we just got really bored! Ahk and Bahiti were too busy to do anything with us, but now he’s acting weird

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Acting weird? Acting weird how?

[3footclaydude]

he’s not speaking to us and it’s like he’s looking for something

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Oh gods, I think you broke him—

[3footclaydude]

how?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You’re the one who broke the tablet!

[3footclaydude]

no technically it was biaankhi hes the one who tripped and dropped it!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You still participated in the matter! Now Ahk is going insane and we have a broken tablet. Do we really need to send Larry to the hospital again?!

[3footclaydude]

we dont need to tell him!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

He’s going to find out sooner or later!

[3footclaydude]

its a big museum we just have to keep them away from each other!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s going to be harder than it looks. Ahk will fall in love with that man whether he’s acting weird or not.

[3footclaydude]

thats true he once wrote a poem for him

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Ok, but do you know what he’s looking for?

[3footclaydude]

no he mumbled something in egyptian but when i asked biaankhi what he said he told me it was something about macedonians

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

The country??? Oh shit—

[3footclaydude]

is that bad?

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s half way across the world! If he tries to go there, he’ll turn to dust!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

uhhh steve something happened

Oh god, what happened now. It wasn’t the minis again, was it?

[3footclaydude]

no it was uhhhh something a bit more important *he shows the tablet broken into four pieces*

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

How in the— Sammy! How did this happen?!

[3footclaydude]

uhhhh *he flashbacks to him and Biaankhi playing tag with it* i have no idea!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Samuel.

[3footclaydude]

ok! biaankhi and i were playing tag and running with it

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Sammy! What did I tell you about playing with that thing?

[3footclaydude]

i’m sorry we just got really bored! Ahk and Bahiti were too busy to do anything with us, but now he’s acting weird

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Acting weird? Acting weird how?

[3footclaydude]

he’s not speaking to us and it’s like he’s looking for something

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Oh gods, I think you broke him—

[3footclaydude]

how?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You’re the one who broke the tablet!

[3footclaydude]

no technically it was biaankhi hes the one who tripped and dropped it!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You still participated in the matter! Now Ahk is going insane and we have a broken tablet. Do we really need to send Larry to the hospital again?!

[3footclaydude]

we dont need to tell him!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

He’s going to find out sooner or later!

[3footclaydude]

its a big museum we just have to keep them away from each other!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s going to be harder than it looks. Ahk will fall in love with that man whether he’s acting weird or not.

[3footclaydude]

thats true he once wrote a poem for him

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Ok, but do you know what he’s looking for?

[3footclaydude]

no he mumbled something in egyptian but when i asked biaankhi what he said he told me it was something about macedonians

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

The country??? Oh shit—

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

uhhh steve something happened

Oh god, what happened now. It wasn’t the minis again, was it?

[3footclaydude]

no it was uhhhh something a bit more important *he shows the tablet broken into four pieces*

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

How in the— Sammy! How did this happen?!

[3footclaydude]

uhhhh *he flashbacks to him and Biaankhi playing tag with it* i have no idea!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Samuel.

[3footclaydude]

ok! biaankhi and i were playing tag and running with it

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Sammy! What did I tell you about playing with that thing?

[3footclaydude]

i’m sorry we just got really bored! Ahk and Bahiti were too busy to do anything with us, but now he’s acting weird

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Acting weird? Acting weird how?

[3footclaydude]

he’s not speaking to us and it’s like he’s looking for something

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Oh gods, I think you broke him—

[3footclaydude]

how?!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You’re the one who broke the tablet!

[3footclaydude]

no technically it was biaankhi hes the one who tripped and dropped it!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

You still participated in the matter! Now Ahk is going insane and we have a broken tablet. Do we really need to send Larry to the hospital again?!

[3footclaydude]

we dont need to tell him!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

He’s going to find out sooner or later!

[3footclaydude]

its a big museum we just have to keep them away from each other!

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

That’s going to be harder than it looks. Ahk will fall in love with that man whether he’s acting weird or not.

[3footclaydude]

thats true he once wrote a poem for him

[hey-its-steve-taylor]

Ok, but do you know what he’s looking for?