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tweets that did get a chuckle out of me
To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton
My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky
Might be in part due to the stress but this news legit just made me cry.
if Biden loses to a 34x convicted felon you're not allowed to blame internet communists
if **Harris loses to a 34x convicted felon you're not allowed to blame internet communists
however this ends up it should never have been this close. it is so repulsive to think half of this country thinks our rights and lives are dispensable. the person next to you on your ride to work could (or probably even does) think you're less of a person because of who you love, or how you express yourself, or what you look like, or what organs you were born with. it's actually insane to think we're supposed to just move past that.
Nearly 14,000 Nevada voters must verify their identity with election officials to cure the signature on their mail-in ballots or their votes
Nearly 14,000 mail ballots in Nevada have signature issues
Officials urge residents to use online tool to check if ballot was accepted
The total number of ballots — 13,906 — needing curing include 6,383 from registered nonpartisan or other voters, 4,026 from Democrats and 3,497 from Republicans.
The deadline for voters to cure their ballots is 5 p.m. Nov. 12, officials said. Ballots can be cured here.
The main issue they're having with young voters is that Nevada allows for voter registration through the Department of Motor Vehicles, and the "signatures" are digital (the licensee types it into a form), so their hand-written signatures on their ballots don't match the KEYSTROKES that serve as signatures on their license.
It would be hilarious if it weren't so fucking infuriating.
Please share so Nevada folks see this and can cure their ballots and help people close to them do so!
idk man i am of the opinion that nobody should be stripped away from their basic human rights. idk maybe that's all i care about.
i think we should be honest & realistic & acknowledge that 'palestine sunk harris' is pure cope. i understand that it is comforting to imagine that passionate support for genocide is unpopular with the usamerican electorate but the actual facts don't beat that out. what sunk harris was a shit campaign run by the same morons who tried to keep biden in as the candidate
i just think that a lot of people are attracted to a nice morally neat narrative where losing is harris' karmic justice for smilingly endorsing some of the most horrific evils of the 21st century but i really think it's much more attributable to running an awful campaign that self sabotaged at every turn
links from people who have reached out to me this week:
@hamza-gaza post | gofundme
@motazmohammed post | gofundme
@hadeelchilds post | gofundme
@rehamalanqar post | gofundme
@esraagaza post | gofundme
@zinaanqar post | gofundme
@mohammedmashnifam post | gofundme
My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here
The bear said “You live like this?”
This always takes me the fuck out because so far as I can tell that's LITERALLY what's happening. That bear is looking around pretty apprehensive, it looks like she's sizing up the likelihood of finding something good in there (food, shelter, whatever) vs the odds of getting hurt...and coming to the conclusion that it's not worth it. That human is just acting too weird.
The bear is, LITERALLY, exhibiting more common sense and wildlife encounter good practice than the cameraperson.
there needs to be a cultural shift in america like im not talking about culture war bullshit i mean the average american needs to learn to care about their community and the rest of the world and not be a self-absorbed asshole with a "fuck you i got mine" attitude.
I’m sorry but like i don’t know what we’re even supposed to do about the fact that the median white male’s politics rn is just straight up old school fascist
Scratched liberals all over Twitter rn:
And these are supposed to be the "progressive" yanks?
tbh foreign policy was listed as the least important issue for exit polls, arab and muslim heavy states like minnesota and michigan are not what lost harris the vote, and jill stein got under like one percent. everyone making this about leftists who didnt vote either pro or against is making something out of basically nothing. americans are fundamentally boring and apolitical and above all completely self centered. they do not give a fuck about the suffering of people in palestine or ukraine. they just know that gas was cheaper 4 years ago or whatever. the amount of incredibly normal people i know who arent even right wing so much as just sort of uneducated and incurious about any issues / had no interests beyond like big ten sports or binge drinking or getting ahead at work and getting rich are voting for him not people who agonized over a single thing ever. this is unfortunately a non issue bc americans dont care about anything but themselves, you just happen to be around small groups of the exception
god i wish that fucking kid didnt have such bad aim
refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens
you can also donate to care for gaza here
gazafunds is another good way to help; it shows you vetted campaigns that are low on donations