[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

no offense but if you have ever been kind to me i have never forgotten it

[bareniabirkin]

The only person who can give me everything is myself

[ashtonirwinofficial5sos-deactiv]

Karma will take care of them. Or you. I like to think it’s the way life works.

[agoldentattoo]

I T   I S   T I M E

[ghost-of-you]

Ashton is really out there being THAT beautiful. Who gave him the right?

[ashtonsunshine]

SUPERSONIC MAN IN BLUE / My new jumpsuit “The Fletcher” by @harperslate 🙏🏼🌎❤️ image @andydeluca

via Ashton's Twitter. 26th September 2019

[qveenbpd]

I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash meeting fans in Boston yesterday (featuring bonus Cashton)

[miezyslaw-stilinski-deactivated]

Uno, dos, stress

[bewegungslos]

mood: wanna move to another city and start a new life

[ihateromanpolanski-blog]

[tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything

[samiixx-deactivated20200607]

I can take a joke. I can’t take disrespect. Learn the difference.

[mjalti]

why doesn;t life….pick on someone her own size.. ive had enuf

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[dashuramode]

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

[isharaytaoshay-deactivated20180]

FUCK. HEAT.

[padaleckie-main-deactivated2022]

Sure! Let’s all throw books at Myrtle because she can’t feel it! Ten points if you get through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through her head!

[favoritelatina]

I feel like I’m not connected to anyone in a deep level anymore

[oryeo]

Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny