crybaby

Amy. Queer. perfect storm of sex kitten, raw talent and poor impulse control

[elbiotipo]

*comes out of Wikipedia, hair disheveled and body red, wearing a towel, smoking a cigarette, with clear kiss and bite marks* So, I've been reading about nuclear propulsion in spaceships,

[fanonical]

don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun

[vinceaddams]

It's weird to think that big hollywood movies are edited on normal editing software and they have to click a little export button just like anyone else when it's done. It feels like they should be edited on a big machine with a bunch of lights and when it's time to export you have to flip a huge mechanical lever.

[princesspeartree]

AO3 IS BACK UP

MAINTENANCE IS OVER

[jamjoob]

Historian & architect... Again

[skinnykooked]

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

[fuck-philip-banks]

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

[swaglexander-the-great]

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

[garboss-deactivated20200701]

Edwige Feuillère in Olivia (1951) directed by Jacqueline Audry

[thecrimsonmistress]

Love love love this movie.

[wizardarchetypes]

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

[wizardarchetypes]

in this world we all have our roles

[luna-is-old]

Dead wife flashbacks but it's real shit married people do.

Her: I am 100% sure there is a delay function on the coffee maker.

Him: and I'm sure there's not. I'm telling you I looked. There is no button for delay.

*after the fifth time they've had this discussion and she finally bothers to look up the manual to prove her point*

Him (following the directions from the manual): Goddamn it there is a delay function on the coffee maker.

Her (doing a weird dance): Vindication!

*He laughs and pulls her into a kiss*

*during the climatic scene the husband is fighting the villain in his own house and it looks like he's going to lose*

Him: you may think you have won but I know some you don't know.

Villain: and what might that be?

Him: there's a delay function on the coffee maker

*there is an explosion from the coffee maker behind the villain (the husband filled it with gas). It allows the husband to get the upper hand and win the fight. As he walks away from the burning house finally ready to move on and start living again. He turns back and whispers to himself*

Him: Vindication

[creation-help]

STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND

[writing-prompt-s]

You were born with the unique power to see the most interesting "stat" of a person floating over their head. For most, it's stuff like "TIMES WON GAMES OF POKER: 43," or "PROMISES BROKEN: 105." Today, you glance up at someone sitting nearby to see "EXTRATERRESTRIALS KILLED: 27."

[dr-santos]

abc soft launching buddie we’re really in it now… holding everyone’s hand

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

a bad terrible foolish logics.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Wow this post is almost 6 years old?!

Not only does it continue to not be possible to do such a sneaking, but it’s getting less and less possible the older I get. High School me could pull the occasional all-nighter and be at least partly functional for most of the next day, but 30 year old me absolutely cannot.

[echocas]

Born to Lose update: Chapter 11, Rebel Rose

New chapter drop! Read here on ao3.

Dean Winchester is a cowboy with a distant father and a wayward brother. Father Castiel is a priest with great ambition and a rebellious past. When they meet on Campbell Ranch in the summer of 1950, they begin down the long and dangerous road of forbidden romance … even when it seems that the entire world - and maybe even God himself - wants to keep them apart.

Chapter 11 summary under the cut (spoilers)

Chapter 11: Rebel Rose

Dean calls Sam to find out the truth of what's happening back in Kansas. Meanwhile, Cas uses his priestly wiles to find another way to Prince Edward Island. Granted passage by local fisherman, Jesse Cuevas, they board the Rebel Rose, ready to sail to their new beginning. Until a storm rolls in overhead. It seems that God may have another obstacle in store for them.

[notearsnora]

Jon M. Chu confirmed he’s back in the editing room for Wicked: For Good.

[youwillfindilluminating]

from ariana's insta stories 11-29-2024

[mikkimai]

Pink.

[jamjoob]

Bewitched