The Six Tenants of Bibble
What our Lord Bibble commands is as follows:
1. Bibble is in everything and of everything. Bibble is water, fire, earth and air.
2. Thank Bibble for everything he had given us. Bibble is a merciful Lord.
3. The first day of the week (Sunday) is holy. One must celebrate this day by watching one of the Barbie: Fairytopia movies. If this is not available, any clip or song will do.
4. Be kind to all, just as our Lord has shown us. This kindness will reap great rewards in the afterlife. Do not discriminate based on physical or mental traits, else Bibble will regard you as despicable, a follower of Laverna.
5. Laverna is the ultimate evil and source of all evil. All evil is in and of her. Followers of Laverna will be cast into the Bogs of the Hinterland upon death.
6. Upon death’s door, devoted followers of Bibble will enter the Eternal Flower Field and frolic with Bibble and his fairy messengers for eternity.
Thank your Lord for his sacrifice.