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I love lesbians

damn no notes? do y'all hate lesbians or something

im sorry as a lesbian serpent i am not obligated to show my support

are you really the serpent? like... from the bible?

yeah i heard they wrote a whole book about me. glad my reputation as the good apple giver is being spread

Actually Sally, the seashore is just about the WORST place to sell seashells

it would be like me selling my apples at an orchard teehee. my apples are special tho

wanna eat my apples?? 😏😏🍎🍏🏳️‍🌈

jkjk unless

snek