Belinda Thimble

Aspiring author

[belindathimble]

Im gonna go down on you like the titanic

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Kristoff from Frozen is your emergency contact!?!?!????????

[belindathimble]

Shout out to everyone named emily

[belindathimble]

Lemonade drinker

Girl kisser

[belindathimble]

Queer and straight are not antonyms

[belindathimble]

My sexuality is people giving me attention

[rotvn]

no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

[thequeervampiric]

the thing is, sitting with your legs curled up underneath you is so so comfy. until it's not. and your feet and legs are numb and cramping. and this happens every time

[shencomix]

NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[belindathimble]

thank god period craps aren’t real

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The best sleeping position is in the shape of a quarter rest

[phantomrose96]

I love adding "Reddit" to the end of all my google searches I will never stop.

[owenology]

compilation

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here’s a couple more

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new additions

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new one hot off the press

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via rosecrystal but these are too good not to add

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thank you oli for your humble contribution

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unbelievable that i’ve yet to add this

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good news i found a new addition

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[belindathimble]

yup.

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I survived a sheeples night

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Hating new years because everything about this stupid holiday is making me anxious. Loud unwanted noises, alcohol, people kissing, who invented this?

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No one talks about ACTUAL code switching, like how I have to resist the urge to call my friends dude when I’m not in California