Behold! My Stuff

My art sideblog because my buddy told me to post the stuff already. Regular shitposting and fandom nonsense happens at @warpsbyherself

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do you want to feel your bones on my bones

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He saw your posts.

Bonus:

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Rook’s alignment is best described as “chaotic horny.”

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A man MADE for the old Hollywood clutch.

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“You are as beautiful as the day we met.”

Ok so what if Lavellan was already a bit older when she went to the Conclave and then she and Solas meet again and she has silver hair and smile lines but all Solas sees is his heart come back to him.

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This romantic bastard has my entire soul rn

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Solas, tragically, majestically, a single tear rolling down his cheek: I have no choice… I’m just too down to clown… I must do this… I’m sorry…

Rook, swinging a clue-by-four: THE FUCK YOU DO

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The Beast that Bothers

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I’d say something like “back on my Mass Effect bullshit” but it’s not like I ever dismounted.

(Shep looks like she is doing important techy shit on her omnitool but tbh she’s prob scrolling Space Tumblr)

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@fandomjumper kindly lent me Tenebrae again. Hand positioning is left as an exercise for the reader.

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“But canonically in BG3 vampire bites don’t make you feel like you took two doses of ecstasy right after hitting the best fucking blunt Halsin ever rolled”

Ok I hear you but like have you considered – what if they did

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A portrait of @fandomjumper ‘s lovely Tenebrae and her pale elf.

Firmly believe that one benefit of being a Circle of Spores Druid is being able to grow your own dress.

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Took one look at Gale and diagnosed him with burned out gifted kid that just wants to told he’s a good boy.