look remus, settle your sass down, my knowledge of the damn film begins and ends with the title. and its associated memes. but there’s only two that come immediately to mind anyway so. no wait three. but still. it’s. hmm. i don’t actually know when it comes out but it’s about high school muggles anyway so it’s not like you’d understand it to begin with. or maybe you would? i wouldn’t. not the high school muggle part anyway but i’m just in it for the sass. i love netflix and i love the internet. will you partake in this glorious experience thus making my evening better a hundredfold or will you have me waste away in the throes of loneliness while i absorb this important cinematic piece of muggle culture cold and alone in my own bed?
God, I wish no one had ever introduced you to memes.
How about we compromise? You watch the muggle film in my bed, I continue reading, we're all appeased.



















