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whats up ladies the name's james potter and no, that's not a wand in my pocket, i'm just really happy to see you [rp blog for james potter. please read about & rules]

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*ayyyyyy

six is always 6etter. always.

it's all about the 7 if you ask me, but whatever you say. the name's james. who are you

#i dont even know what that means but it sounds cool #wirekind

wh-

LILY

#SHE'S LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT ME AND I'M SO EMBARRASSED HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

wirekind started following you

ayyyyyyyyyy

because you’re a stupid deer. it says so right in your url. honestly. you ask like you don’t even know the answer yet.

wait - what about my url? it doesnt say 'stupid deer' wtf are you talking about it says some latin bullshit lily came up with

#do you really think she'd suggest 'stupid deer'. really.#an1magus

muggle studies is such trash why did i even take this course

#fuuuuuuuuuck #waah.

it's the middle of the goddamn night and here i am, reading horror stories about abandoned muggle asylums. what the fuck is wrong with me

#i must be stopped #waah.

i’ll hold you to it, boy. mind you behave yourself or you’ll be hearing from me. howling outside your window at ridiculous hours of the night. mark my words. i’m a dangerous enemy prongs.

i meant GENERAL grandparents. JEEZ. don’t make me into the asshole here. >:(

that’s more like it. good stag. pats you.

i know you are, padfoot. don't think i've forgotten the time i stole the last of your easter chocolate and you magically froze all my underpants into solid sheets of fabric. i will never mess with you again, rest assured. B)

makes pleased stag noises for that i wont even make the obligatory "so do u fuck kitchenware or what" joke. that's how much i respect you

#an1magus #how would u even do that anyway #put the handle in your butt? no thanks

better not. i’m letting you off with a warning this time son. don’t let me catch you at it again or there’ll be trouble in this here town.

tell evans she needs to loosen up and get with the modern lingo. it’s a wonderful slang term. it’s family friendly. she could use it in front of grandparents and no one would ever realize. foolproof.

no james. it would be gay if i only wanted to kiss boys. get your facts into the same sexual categorization you happen to fall into, a.k.a. straight. get your facts straight james. i want to kiss all people and i’d like to see anyone try and stop me from kissing anyone i want to. (provided they wouldn’t mind being kissed obviously. i’m not some kind of ANIMAL. figuratively at least.)

holds hands up in defense i swear on my life sir i'll be good from here on out you wont never catch me doin nothin bad never again but um wow her grandparents are DEAD... so youre right they'd never realize lmao

sirius......... das pan

#an1magus #or bi or whatever i'm not here to judge

obviously i’m the top dog. but i’ll let that one slide since you most definitely are the top stag. i’m only warning you that certain measures will have to be taken if these absences continue, though it would pain my heart to go to such lengths in order to punish you for your lack of presence in our official gang meetings. what ever happened to bros before does. dudes before nudes. fellows before chest jellos.

alright fine then straight white MAN. i sometimes feel like i want to kiss boys. DEAL WITH IT.

damn right i am. i completely understand though. my most sincere apologies. i won't let it happen again, officer, i promise. also i just asked lily if she'd break up with me if i started calling them chest jellos and i thought she was going to slap me. thought you oughta know

sirius... das gay

as long as you don’t log out of tumblr because then i’ll be bored and have no one to bully. i can’t bully remus because he’s too smart you see and always wins. also i would never bully him because we are preparing to run away together and if i were too mean to him he might change his mind. i don’t want to be alone james. you have to take one for the team. :(

dont worry i'm still with you. with one hand lovingly resting on the round, warm, denimed bottom of lily evans, i am with you. bully away, you great ugly prat. but also what the fuck are you talking about running away together are you fcking eloping dont leave me here with peter speaking of peter where the fuck is he. go bully him instead

BUT THERE’S ONE SOUND THAT NO ONE KNOWS. WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

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it’s your own fault for spending so much time with evans you can’t even make it to the url coordination meeting. merlin almighty james. you’re slipping. soon you’ll lose your group ranking to peter. shameful really.

also keep your commentary to yourself. would you really judge me if i abruptly decided i felt like kissing a boy. is our friendship so fragile. i’m truly wounded james. truly. perhaps i’ll pack my things and move on then. have someone with more modern and unhateful standards take me in instead. farewell straight white boy.

no, no , no , NO how dare you insult me like this. you spit in the face of my mother. you tread on the fingers of my forefathers. you compare me to a literal rat boy. i have never been more horrified at you padfoot i'm TOP DOG. stag. whatever.

but uh - hang on okay i cant even be joking about this like i gotta be serious. sirius. i gotta be sirius. are we talking serious here? sirius? are we being sirius? because you know i wouldnt buddy that would be 110% a-ok. siriusly but also eat my shit i am a straight white MAN

#FUCK YOU #an1magus #new game: how many times can we make sirius's name into a pun

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W̸̶̶̤̦̠̤̭̦̱͙̣̟͈͉̦̯͈̫̲̰̻̓͋ͨ̌͊̎͘Ǫ̸̡̥̝̝̟̼̪̙͇̳̙̭̬͉͉̺̮͙̞̫̂̀ͥ́ͦ͒ͫ͊̎̓Ō̷͔͚̙͓̰̥̬͑̉̐̍͞ ̷̶̹̺͈͚͍̃ͭ̈͒ͣ̐ͮ̓̍͜͡O̴̐̑̃҉̀ ̽̂ͥͦͯ̉ͤ͋ͭ͗̀̅͋̅̔̌ͬ̒̽͞͠҉̶̤̥͡O̡̜͍̰̳͍ͯ̊ͮ̈͆͘͠͡ͅ ̨̳̥͙̗̰͍̠̃ͦ͑ͮ̓ͤ̅͂̃͑͗͢O͛ͣ̍ͪͯͣͩ̓ͭ͗ͥ̓͌̌̑̈́̓͊̚͏̴̟͉̱̞̞́́ ͉̠̖̘̼͓͓̦̠͙͚͍̻̼͓́̅͐͢͟ͅͅͅͅŌ̳͈͍̤ͬ͌͂ͣͮ͜ ̨̹̪̹̺̰͇̰̝̦͉̥̤̓͂̋͒̄͜͟͝Ǒ̸̆̈́͋ͪ̓̂͗̊̌͐̈̚͏͙̞̫̥̙͙̮̪̭̝̯̝̰̠̗͎̝͎O̓̓̋͑͌͏҉̧̗͞ ̴͍̬̯̞̬͌ͧ̍̅̈ͬ͆̄͋͊̓̀̒͋̈̚͟ ̧͈͚̩͔͚͚͍̳͕͈̫͓̻͒̆͋̊͐̔́͝ ̸̨͙̭͔̙̹͕͚͈̝͔̟̪̝̲̈́̊̉̈́͊ͨ̅̓̎͒̀͘͝O̷̧̠̣̙͚̺̞͕̼͇̻͇͖̩̻̫̗͆̉̃̐ͫ̾̉ͪ͐͐͛̑͡O̢̢͈̖̥̪̘̟̟͔̯̮͚̝̩̞͖̗̠͎͗̎ͫ̒ͫͧ̀ͧ͛ͯͤ͆̒͒ͮ̀ͥ́̚ͅ ̶̧̯͕͇̰̥̙̻̣̺͍̐ͧ͗ͪ̅̌͊͒̐ͦ̉͒̂̉̊́O̶̢͓͕͕͖͖͎̤̱̝̭̘͇ͥ̈ͮ̄͌ͭ̒̋ͬ̿ͫ̕͟͡ ̧̛̙̭̖͎̬͉̰̰̹̪̲̯̳̩͇̦̙͖̌̍̊ͬ͋ͤ̒̓̋̐͒̚͠͞O̗̬͕̬͇̞̦ͥ͊̔̄̓ͤ̚͝Ơ̵̮̬̯͚̳̩̙͙͇̮̗̓͆̊̈́͐͗̊̔ͪͦ͂ͬ̔̎ͦ̚͟͝O̶̢̨̟̪͕̼̻̤̻̱̪̱̗̙̳͊̾͒̔̉̄ͧͨ͝ ̉̐ͧ̓͗͊̉̆̎͊̆̎ͫ̋ͨ̈̈́͑҉̧̞̜ ̴̧̨̻͍̱̣̜͎͈̤͎̼̝͎̹͔̬̉͗̿̋͂ͦ͋̍ͥͣ̌̏͒̌̋͐̚͢Ơ̞͉̠̳̠̥̣̋̉ͣ͗ͪ͐ͨ̿ͪ̃ͬ͋ͩͮ́̚͜ͅ ̈́͛̉̔Ǫ̢͓̯͎̯͓̝̝̱̘̘̹̞̬͙̫̠͑ͦ̄ͧ̊͌͂͒ͦ̉̾͜͠O̢͉̱̜̝̮͔ͪ̀ͫͫ̌̍̿͗̔̾ͪ͒̋͂̃͟O̰̺̘̯͙̩̝̪̝̜ͤ̄͂̏ͣͯͪ͆̔̃ͫ̚͢͜ͅ ̵͕̥̻̖̬̭͓̘͎̮̙͙͈̬̙̎̓ͭ͒̓̎̌ͩ̔͘ͅͅO̸͕͚̪̠̞̬̮͖͉͉̲̦͚̮̩̣ͯ̑̽ͦ̆̑̿͂͛́́͟ ͪ̓͌ͧ͒ͯ̎͒̿ͫͬ̊̏͆̑̂҉͚̩̼̼̪͘͞Oͬͯ̔̔̄ͩ̍͗̅̈̐̍̋̾̃ͨ͜҉̲̪̼̻͘͞͝ ̵̛̘̲͍̺̹̺̙̝ͪͬͮͦͭͪ̾̉ͩͥͤ̒͋ͯ̋̇F̎̇͂ͪͤ̂ͩ͌ͯͨ͂̾ͨ̈́̒ͬ͆҉̴҉̪͖̬̟̣͎͓͙̩̰̙̬̞͈͈ͅͅ

#as am i #this is what adulthood looks like #an1magus

Dog goes woof, wolf goes howl, rat goes squeak, and deer goes WAAAAAAH.

an1magus replied to your post:lily wants me to come to bed but HOW CAN I WHEN MY...

james NO. i’ll hate you forever.

but .. i want to touch it

#i want to touch the butt #i can touch the butt with one hand and blog with the other? yes. yesss

i just realized you both have 1's in your urls. you fucking match. fuck

#i dont know if i'm left out or if i'm glad i'm not associated with such HOMOSEXUALS

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