mischief managed

hi there. my name's sirius black and i like to turn into a dog so i don't have to deal with people stuff. :)

[an1magus-blog]

she really likes to hide out in my hood.

[an1magus-blog]

i’ve got a rat on me and it isn’t even peter this time.

[wirekind-blog]

i wouldn’t 6e so sure a6out the only ha6ita6le one, 6ut rain’s okay, and that’s a pretty exact num6er there, huh. sweep was 6asically the same idea. just took a shit lot longer to get round the sun. 

man, man, i told that one fish. they need to put what i say in text6ooks or something. of course, i can’t 6e assed to get near that 6ull, so. i guess my followers will have to just treasure these little 6its of wisdom i drop daily, huh.

[an1magus-blog]

yeah, i'm just giving you the facts presented as science as we know it. i highly doubt we're the only ones around, we're just the only ones in the immediate area i guess. and we're not creative or brave enough to try something new like living on mars. is your planet especially cold or is your sun especially hot? although i guess if it's that cold you would be built for it and not notice as much and the best way to figure out would be to have you visit earth and compare the two but still.

i suppose so. maybe i'll have to have a word with that one fish on your behalf. hmmm.

[an1magus-blog]

all in all, a rather successful evening. we didn't get back to school until lunch and what a beautiful day it's been.

[onlyhalfdead]

ii probably iintroduced my2elf a2 half2iie2 iif anythiing. but yeah, hey. iit’2 great 2 2ee you around agaiin. are the wea2ley2 around agaiin 2? or ii2 iit ju2t y’all marauder2.

[an1magus-blog]

something like that and then vriska calls you halfa so. i haven't heard from anyone tumblr-wise but for remus and james so i'm sorry to burst your bubble but i think it's just us as of yet. how have you been?

[an1magus-blog]

sorry for vanishing like that only it got dark out and now i've got things to do. be back when the moon goes down.

[wirekind-blog]

yeah, it’s a solar sweep. also a 6it of a relic, 6ut yeah. i ain’t on earth. never 6een, actually. is it nice? pro6a6ly not as rad as here. 6ut i’m sure it’s rad..

that i am, 6ut luck has nothing to do with it. all with just who i am. and not to mention half the game’s owning it. you walk down an alley like you’re the shit. chances are a good ninety percent of those suckers will in fact 6elieve you’re the shit.

[an1magus-blog]

nifty. earth is alright, i think. possibly the only inhabitable planet in my solar system and possibly the universe, though we can't possibly know that for sure. it rains a lot where i live but that's alright. i like the rain. earth is pretty rad. a year is how long it takes us to go around the sun, which is about 365 days with each day being 24 hours (which account for both daylight and nighttime due to the earth's rotation).

you make a very excellent point and i'm writing that down for later reference. i have truly learned something today.

[an1magus-blog]

the ultimate downfall of the signs.

aries: loss of interest. taurus: refusal to adapt. gemini: inferiority-fueled rage quit. cancer: co-dependence. leo: a pileup of grudges. virgo: constant backseat driving. libra: dissatisfaction and/or injustice. scorpio: paranoia. sagittarius: hashtag yolo. capricorn: accepting every dare. aquarius: self-entitlement. pisces: spreads themself too thin.

[wirekind-blog]

jazz hands. welcome to the multiverse, 6ucko. you’ve got a lot to learn.

continue 6eing the key word there t6h. i’m always fine, always have 6een, always will 6e. it’s just something that happens when you’re that 6angin’.

[an1magus-blog]

i'm assuming the difference is because you're either located on an earth with a different length of orbit than mine or another planet altogether. do you measure one sweep by the time it takes to orbit the sun or something else entirely?

must be nice to be so effortlessly badass. some of us have to work hard for it you know. you're so very lucky.

[wirekind-blog]

yep, yep. one sweep is a6out two years.

geez, what a pusher thro6 you are. it’s cute. i’d say i had such am6itions, 6ut. lying would just 6e 6ullshit anyway. good to hear you’re. good, i guess. you’ll 6e set pro6a6ly. ass kickers don’t lose their way easy.

[an1magus-blog]

right, okay. that's neat.

oh, you. i'm blushing. flattery will get you everywhere i'll have you know. i'm sure you'll continue doing just fine, yourself, though. like you said, we ass kickers've got it made.

[wirekind-blog]

(eh. math’s okay.)

oh, nice. that’s like. god. three sweeps? three sweepsish, damn they really do keep you in there for a long time. 6ut tell me a6out the shit you wanna do when you get out. i’m curious.

[an1magus-blog]

(ech.)

a measurement of time i assume? yeah though. it's horrendous. practically torture really. i'm so glad you understand. when i get out i'm going to beat up bad people and learn to legally drive a car and play a million practical jokes on my brother and friends and probably write a children's book or two.

[an1magus-blog]

a simple guide to the signs.

aries: why plan ahead what you can wing immediately without warning. taurus: a cute little carpet that fights back once in a blue moon. gemini: sassy smartass with a validation complex. cancer: cries for themself; would kill for their friends. leo: thinks they're right even when they know they're not. virgo: a nitpicker that isn't as innocent as they pretend to be. libra: just wants everyone to realize their place and get along. scorpio: jealous infant who throws a tantrum at the drop of a hat. sagittarius: everywhere at once and appreciates imperfection. capricorn: still plotting to murder you after you think you've made up. aquarius: emotional and stubborn and require everyone's eternal love. pisces: insecure fantasizer who knows you're upset before you do.

[wirekind-blog]

(oh, god. YEAH. there are some really awful quirks out there 6leh. and thanks.)

yes, yes, of course, reputations are paramount. 6ut of course, staying where you are long enough to keep it is paramount too, i know. it works 6oth ways. trust me though, you’ll 6e soooooo glad when you get out.

[an1magus-blog]

(there really are. if i wanted to read numbers then i would have stuck with arithmancy far longer than i did. you're welcome.)

my reputation at this school is seven years in the making and i'll be damned if i haven't made it strongly enough to last the rest of my lifetime and then some, even once i'm gone. i can't wait to be finished though, honestly. i have so many things that are so much more important to be doing.

[an1magus-blog]

i mean i ought to go find remus fairly soon anyhow but still.

[an1magus-blog]

some terribly loud pair of fifth years have just come and sat down at the table just behind me. how am i supposed to finish writing about pluto's meaning in sagittarius and the eleventh house?

[wirekind-blog]

(it’s called a quirk, like halfa has. 6asically, sixes are great. 6 is a shitty letter, so, swap. tada.)

nice, nice. you seem to 6e a school kid though? apparently. i’m guessing you don’t fight people in a ring for money. not like it’s a 6ad career choice 6ut. you’ve got teachers to annoy.

[an1magus-blog]

(right, got it. at least yours is legible, i've seen some truly baffling quirks and it's just so nice to see someone with a typing style that's at least considerate. i'm so glad.)

yeah, i'm in seventh year. so, no, i don't fight people in a ring for money, but i DO fight people in courtyards for JUSTICE and also in the name of my punk rock status. it's mostly a hobby at this point, i do have bigger fish to fry sometimes unfortunately.

[an1magus-blog]

all the caffeine in the world would not make my lack of meme team more bearable.