★⇴ ❛❛ AZIRAPHALE ❜❜ (ARCHIVED) @bibliophilc - Tumblr Blog

MOVED TO @SWORDLOST

here is the obligated queued post reminding that aziraphale has been moved to @swordlost !! this blog will not be deleted because of my sappy sentimental nature , but from now on the only posts that will be made here will be a loop of this one . feel free to unfollow this blog and refollow me over there for more quality* ( *= read as ‘questionable and trashy’ ) angel content !!

#ooc #queued post #psa

swordlost

do you like small , dusty , cluttered spaces ? what about old , smelly books that you are under no circumstances allowed to touch or buy . what do you think this is ? a bookshop ? ( no matter that it is , in fact , a bookshop . it does not mean the books are for sale , thank you very much ) . WELL , if any of this tickles your fancy , you are in luck !! back on unpopular demand , it’s your local grumpy senior angelic citizen : AZIRAPHALE !! like / reblog if you would be interested in interacting with this fundamentally hypocritical angel with a good heart and asshole tendencies ! formerly known as bibliophilc , revamped as swordlost 8 / 6 / 17 .

#/ self promo.#I REMADE AZ HERE!!!#pls feel free to unfollow this blog nd refollow azira over there!!#this blog will not be deleted btw asflajf #it's too dear to me #it was just too cluttered nd i miss az sm #so!! new fresh blog it is!!

i benched the conjuring films today nd these two literally breathe life into my weak shipper heart . i love ?? my occult ghost parents ?? i couldn’t resist iconing this scene because it’s legitimately the air in my lungs . nd ofc these self-indulgent icons r going on here because lbr i literally dump all of my icon bullshit on here aNYWAY sO, ,

#( tbd. )#( ooc. )#no one roast me but patrick wilson is beautiful #one day the good lord will give me reason 2 use him as a fc :'vc #this slow-dancing scene in tc2 is so Good nd Pure #cleared my skin nd made my crops flourish #ed nd lorraine puts me into such a shippy mood i lov them ri fp #some1 lov my muses as much as ed lovs lorraine pls i'm weak #i have like 4 more icons of this scene but w lorraine #because i'm Weak nd i Lov My Parents

" are you religious? because you’re the answer to all my prayers. " shut up crowley you don't pray you heathen demon

❝ my dear , i am inclined to say that was the worst one yet . you don’t have to be religious to be the answer of someone else’s prayers . if anything , it’s the one doing the praying that ought to be at least a tad bit religious . ❞

#fellvaguely #az: Completely Misses The Point #what a mcfukcing Loser #crowley how have u put up w him for this long ////:

" are you a magician? because whenever i look at you, everyone else disappears. " is he just mocking az?? absolutely. :"v ( he still luvs u d/w )

❝ for the record ; i am fully aware of the jab towards my ----- admittedly rusty magic skills , but i have elected to ignore it and will interpret this as a compliment , thank you . ❞

#az: i see ur mocking intent but u cant stop me from thinking of it as a compliment :V #the angel boy is Petty #fellvaguely

behindtheaster-a

Corny Pickup Lines

1. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right 2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 3. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. 4. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. 5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 6. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. 7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. 9. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. 10. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea. 11. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. 12. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that. 13. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you. 14. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes. 15. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? 16. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. 17. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. 18. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. 19. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. 20. Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

#/ meme.#I haven't been on in a while but :v lov me #pls harass az these made mE SMILE

centrifold-deactivated20140310

Here’s a joke: my Father.

#★⇴ ❛❛ ᵈᵉᵛᶤˡˢ ᵃᵈᵛᵒᶜᵃᵗᵉ ❜❜ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁽ ᵃᶻᶤʳᵃᵖʰᵃˡᵉ ⁾#:''vc

( leaves sticky notes all over the bookshop wit h no other content than nicolas cage quotes from national treasure )

all he had said was that he did not understand the humor in what anathema had described as ’ cage pranks ’ ; that in his humble opinion , the movie had been rather entertaining . what had he done to deserve this yellow ocean of ghastly handwriting stuck onto every inch as far as his eye could see . does god know no mercy .

#occultdeviced #BYE ANATHEMA #blocked and deleted ;/////

easytrusted

Right now —– down at the airfield , there is a German general angry about having to surrender to Pvt . Heffron from Philly - lt’s beneath his stature . l thought 2nd Lt . Carwood Lipton from West Virginia could soothe his ruffled feathers . LIKE / REBLOG if you’d be interested in writing with a CARWOOD LIPTON from hbo war’s BAND OF BROTHERS !! independent & selective , written by an actual swedish human disaster . sign up to the airborne for an extra 50 bucks a month , all you gotta do is JUMP out of airplanes * !!

#( self promo. )#this is where i am!!!#most of the time :'vc #i'm still lowkey lurking on az #but atm i'v v busy w school rip #nd i have to prioritize my blogs a little rifp #but!!!! in a few weeks its just one month left!!!!!! until summer!!!!!!#V''B beam me up scotty

grimrawr

Old throw-away Castiel designs I finished way long ago.

#★⇴ ❛❛ DEVIL'S ADVOCATE ❜❜ ---- (aziraphale)#((((((----:

churroscolfer

Earth 2 | Barry Allen (ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

#( tbt. )#help he's so cute rifp #( v: 02. )#the last one is adorable I'm dead #sleepy snoozy nerd

justbarryallen

“No, no, no, no, no. Okay, I’m gonna have to find this guy and give him a piece of my mind.”

#★⇴ ❛❛ DEVIL'S ADVOCATE ❜❜ ---- (aziraphale)#HELP LOOK AT HIM #hE'S SO CU TE #nD CONCERNED ND SINCERE #i ' m dead rifp bye

( tugs him closer by his dumb little sweater nd gives him a smooch behind the bleachers. )

at least his dumb sweater is in a practical material , unlike leather jackets that keep slipping when you try to get a grip on them . honestly , whoever designed leather jackets did not have overdue make - out sessions or fragile manicured fingernails in mind . it’s definitely not that he’s flustered , or eager , or both . it’s obviously the dumb greaser jacket that’s clearly impractical for smooching purposes .

#fellvaguely #I'M YODELLING #eVERYONE CAN BLOCK ME NOW tHIS IS ALL I'm GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE #l ook.......at him #the poor nerd is Struggling w ur jacket crowley #i 'm dead r IFP #ME: IS ON AZ FOR 1 HOUR #ME: CATAPULTS GAY SHIT ALL OVER THE DASH

he’s ?? the actual cutest . look at his dumb bowtie nd his cute puppy eyes . look at his soft fucking combed hair . petition for someone to kiss him nd mess up his hair :’v

#( tbd. )#I'M A MESS HE'S TOO CUTE #r ifp #I'M SHITPOSTING ALL OVER THE DASH LMAO #u missed me nd u kno it lmao