Got a story, it's almost finished

White. Fat. Queer. She/Her. 34. Have been a Dragon Age Trash blog, and will likely return to my roots when the next game comes. Currently hyperfixated on Critical Role and The Magnus Archives.

[valdrinorm]

lou wilson funniest man alive

[smilelikeawolf]

Lolth: “What fucking nice thing could I do to make people stop calling me a Betrayer God?”

Opal: “So many things! For one, we could help poor people.”

Lolth:

[otterlyart]

Aimee: I’m really banking on the fact that my parents will not be watching.

Aabria: My parents, who are definitely watching this, are very proud of you.

[elahogn]

Fearne is not a mood, she is a state of mind

[elvyn]

Crow

[insomniac-arrest]

people talk all the time about “primal instincts” and it’s usually about violence or sexual temptations or something, but your humanity comes with a lot of different stuff that we do without really thinking about, that we do without being told to or prompted to

your average human comes pre-installed with instincts to:

Befriend

Tell story

Make Thing

Investigate

Share knowledge

Laugh

Sing

Dance

Empathize with

Create

we are chalk full of survival instincts that revolve around connecting to others (dog-shaped others, robot-shaped, sometimes even plant-shaped) and making things with our hands

your primal instincts are not bathed in blood- they are layered in people telling stories to each other around a fire over and over and putting devices together through trial and error over and over and reaching for someone and something every moment of the way

[full-moon-phoenix]

~“Your primal instincts are not bathed in blood.”

My god this is beautiful. Such a refreshing change of pace to the constant glorification of instinctual human violence.

[thechekhov]

Primal Human Instinct pack also includes bonus instincts such as:

imitating weird noises made by other animals

playing with water

the urge to eat anything brightly colored and jelly-like

touching things that look like they will move in a funny way

seeing faces in literally everything, including toast

jumping up to see if you can bap the top of that doorway

saying ‘ow’ when something unexpected happens, even if it doesn’t hurt

[shrugsinchinese]

Caleb initiating contact v.s. Essek initiating contact

[lockedtombmemes]

[catilinas]

imagine what it must be like to do scholarship on the odyssey when your name is odysseus. big brain move like who is going to disagree w odysseus’ takes on the odyssey. nobody

[anouthereyes]

[babooshkart]

one flesh, one end, bitch

[theycallmeanimeprotagonist]

Am I going crazy, watching you drowning, or am I drowning, watching you go crazy?

[naomistares]

my favorite aesthetics are brain hemorrhage and griddlehark-core

[qvert]

‚OUT OF HABIT - Sexy Nuns of the Ninth’

A totally real publication!

All the credit for being funny goes to @ironicsnowflake I’m just here with a pencil and stuff :*

[thunderon]

gideon nav being the most relatable protagonist

[corvophobia]

my favourite second cousins whomst i miss very dearly

[naomistares]

within that bed of ice and glass, that final resting place of harrowhark’s one true love, lay a sword.

[mysticvelvet]

griddlehark till i die