Bichatonne

🇨🇵 - 31yo -💉- she/her I've refrained myself to join Tumblr for years to avoid falling into the pit of insanity. Now i'm trying to make peace with my obsessive personnality and I just wanna be happy by reading and talking about the things I like.

[justpretendygood]

i'd love to say boop me all you want but i won't be able to give back

this bitch is on a flixbus on her way to London to see David in Macbeth alongside @bichatonne

[bichatonne]

Come on bitch.

[obsolescencia]

[unnnamedidiot]

The ineffable husbands <3

(posting them together bc Crowley flopped while Aziraphale thrived on insta and i want them together)

The peacock feathers around Aziraphale are here both for (almost) "sinful" pride and also to play on the many eyed angel concept

[bichatonne]

Gorgeous is a euphemism.

[catchymemes]

[chocolatecoffeeshot]

Some days are okay

Some days are fun

Some days I realise just how much anxiety I have due to my mum

[bichatonne]

Are we twins ?

[chocolatecoffeeshot]

If it’s same mums probably

[bichatonne]

Well. Now you know you have someone who understand and support you here. ☀️

[chocolatecoffeeshot]

Some days are okay

Some days are fun

Some days I realise just how much anxiety I have due to my mum

[bichatonne]

Are we twins ?

[chocolatecoffeeshot]

If it’s same mums probably

[bichatonne]

Well. Now you know you have someone who understand and support you here. ☀️

[chocolatecoffeeshot]

Some days are okay

Some days are fun

Some days I realise just how much anxiety I have due to my mum

[bichatonne]

Are we twins ?

[fellshish]

In polite society one never asks about age, wage or how much one spent on david tennant macbeth

[bichatonne]

I think we're not even on a how much basis but more on a what organ.

Who needs two kidneys ? In this economy ?

Who am I to judge the one I was when buying those tickets ?

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

[phoen1xr0se]

✨️ Summon the Good Omens Fandom!! ✨️

Good Omens has been longlisted for a National Television Award for Best Comedy! 🎭

David Tennant is also longlisted for the Best Drama Performance award for his role as the Fourteenth Doctor.

Please go here to cast your vote!

[Reblog as much as possible - because if we win, David and Michael will get on stage. Together. And we all deserve that.]

[bichatonne]

Hi GUYS.

It was all very weird cause i'm not British and I don't know half of these shows but I know David Tennant and Staged and Good Omens deserve to win !

V O T E. ✨❤️

[professoriversong]

[bichatonne]

Not over this yet tbh.

[catastrophic-writer-deactivated]

A person's favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole. Some prime examples I've heard are:

~ Silver, Artic Wolf, and Mint Chocolate Chip.

~ Pink/Yellow, Putu Bird, and Cotton Candy.

~ Light Brown, Tree Kangaroo, and Rum Raisin.

~ Green, Pig, and Cookie Dough.

Mine are:

~ Burgundy, Fox, and Moose Tracks.

Tag some friends and get a sense of who they are! :)

@notable-bumblr @persistentchaos @enterfandomreference @valerietompson @paper-crowns-and-tiaras @ironxprince @acecuddle @angst-dealer @hey-you-i-just

[bichatonne]

Thanks @chocolatecoffeeshot !

Color : Turquoise or Coral

Animal : Cats ( but I could die for quokkas, foxes, capybaras, dogs, baby seals.. well all of em )

Ice cream : Hazelnut

Tags : @just-a-bitch-i-know @justpretendygood @catofmyth @awkwxrdapple

[midnights-dragon]

Tag game! Thank you for the tag @localcanadiancryptid22, I hope it's okay I restarted the thread, it was really long!

Do this quiz, and this picrew, and tag people if you want! Open to everyone, though! (Also, this is arguably THE coolest picrew I have EVER SEEN and it is CRIMINAL that I haven't seen it before.)

Tagging! @brokendoor16 @asteriskoops @axemanliar-blog @lvndrlondonfog @verysexyseagull @rainecantswim @honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns @hisshiss-bitch @the-stars-are-ineffable

[brokendoor16]

Tysm for the tag @midnights-dragon- and you're completely right, this is the absolute COOLEST picrew ever, and I had a quite frankly RIDICULOUS amount of fun making it!!

Oh, and the quiz checks out as well tbh-I'm apparently true neutral

Not really sure who to tag in this, so I'm tagging @marauderswolf22 @lvndrlondonfog and anyone else who wants to join!!

[marauderswolf22]

thanks, the picrew is so cute! i loved the details (i spend so much time on them)

if you want to? @vellichorius @crikey01 @unabashedlyshadowynightmare @captainspectrumreportingforduty

[unabashedlyshadowynightmare]

Thank you for the tag! I've been a little ill and have some catching up to do 😁

These are both so cool, I loved doing them! I'm a little disappointed with how little chaotic I turned out, I feel more chaotic than good 😅

Inviting @imasfnek, @justpretendygood, @lickthecowhappy if you wish ❤️

[justpretendygood]

Thank you for the tag ❤️ – very late but here I am.

In the picrew generator essentially NOTHING worked in my favour. There was no clothes that would've resembled to something I'd like but the point I stopped creating was when I found out there was no ginger hair option 😭

So just have the results of my moral alignment test ✌🏻

I am tagging @bichatonne though. As always 🥳

[bichatonne]

Well, I did what I could but I Guess it does look a bit like me (+ the cat i'd love to have 🥲).

About the personality test.. idk about that cause tbh I tried to be honest but i'm afraid i'm lying to myself about being good 😅

One thing is for sure, the lawful is very true and something I'm trying very hard to change. I sometimes follow dumbly the rules even if they don't make sense.. I'm so afraid of (I was about to say divine but I'm an atheist now ) a "universe" callback, a higher being punition, karma, being judged by whatever you name it .. others, even my ownself..

As I said to my darling @justpretendygood earlier (btw thx for the tag ❤️), I will die quite sure to have done nothing very wrong but absolutely certain to have missed many good things.

Tagging the lovelies : @chocolatecoffeeshot and @awkwxrdapple

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Neil Gaimain about writing Good Omens with Terry Pratchett (x)

Neil: His line to me when we were writing “Good Omens”, he would phone me up and he’d say, I’ve just done this and it’s made it 17% funnier. I’d written this whole meeting between the International Express man and Pollution and I’d mentioned that, you know, ‘he and his wife went down there sometimes when they were courting to spoon’ and Terry added the line, ‘and on one memorable occason, fork.’

Rob: On one memorable occasion.

Neil: On one memorable occasion, and it‘s made it 17% better. In fact, in that case it may have made it 100% better.

[bichatonne]

I giggled way too much when reading this Line.

So grateful to be able to read another language so I can witness those gorgeous puns and tonguetwists.

[bambirex]

♀️Fem!Queen Fic Rec List ♀️

I have promised you all I would gather some of my favorite genderbent Queen stories, and give a good shout-out to some really amazing writers! Important disclaimer: I've read way more than what's on the list, but it's simply impossible to collect everything - I was trying to get those that really spoke to me for some reason. I might have this post as an ongoing thing, and whenever I find something new that tickles my pickle, I will keep adding to the list. So, here we go!

Nectar & Ambrosia by rogersgreenhair (i don't know if they have a tumblr or not). Holy shit y'all. This is some excellent fem!Froger smut. One of the best f/f smut I've ever read in general. The sexual tension, and then the actual sex scene is off the charts. I'm still shook.

Incomplete Loves by @borealis-strange. This fic was posted only recently, and it's looking out to be quite intriguing. Your delicious high school AU with rivalry and possibly a mystery. I'm sold.

Mercury-Hutton King AU by @joefanelli. One of the first fem!queen fics ever posted, and what was a huge inspiration for me. It's such a lovely take on fem!Jimercury - truly golden.

Calling All Ladies by @nightoftheland. Another one that inspired me greatly! Incredibly hot smut, each chapter a different pairing- but all of them absolutely delicious. Gets extra points for the realistic descriptions of f/f sex!

The Millionaire's Dinner sadly orphaned- I know who wrote it, but since they clearly don't want to be associated with this anymore, I won't tag them. Mind the warnings on this one- it's a deliciously kinky story, with Maylor as the main couple.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Impossible n'est past Francais (Impossible Isn't French), Muggle Magic and Rhiannon by @emmaandorlando. Can you tell I really love her genderbent fics 😂 so, GPB is based on the Marilyn Monroe movie of the same title, and I'm already hooked as hell. The banter in this is top-tier, starring Froger. INPF is a very gripping Domtay Halloween fic- mind the warnings on it, it is quite shocking. MM is poly smut played out at Hogwarts. Do I need to say more? And finally, Rhiannon is just the perfect fem!Maylor fic, with pining neighbors!

Knock, Knock and Two Princesses by @freesiafields. KK is a mouth-watering fem!Frian dressing room sex ficlet (which was gifted to me! ❤️), and TP is the cutest little Jimercury story with lovely fairytale themes!

so tell me (why my gods look like you), i saw mommy kissing santa claus and angel of small death by @iamnotbrianmay. STM reads more like a poem rather than a fic, it's a gorgeous introspection with immortal Brianna in the focus. ISMKSC is that flirty/fluffy Breaky Christmas ficlet we all need (I mean Brianna in christmas themed lingerie??) AoSD is a Froger soulmate AU- incredible angst material for those who like hurting as much as I do.

my heart is where you are and Merry Christmas by @queensilveryrog. MHIWYA is a cute Maylor fic- all your needs for cuddly content satisfied. MC is the sweetest Deacury Christmas fic- I smile just thinking about it!

It's Not What I'm Used To by @living-on-my-own-fm. Written for Froger week, this beautiful story features vulnerable Freddie and protective Regina - extra points for the references to femme exclusion, and the shitty expectations of being a gold star lesbian! Really hits hard.

There'll Never Be No Other Love Like Yours For Me by @xsheerheartattackx. Such a heartwarming Halloween themed Breaky fic, with witches and curses and the power of love.

tastes like strawberries on a summer evening by @peachydeacon. Outdoor sex with Breaky - did I get you hooked yet? The mix of tooth-rotting fluff and delicious smut in this is simply awesome. Mind blown.

Two Souls In Love by @pumpkinlilyao3. The cutest getting together story starring Froger - mutual pining, second guessing, and then a beautiful happy ending, just the way I like it. This is the first instance of me reading a somewhat tomboyish Regina, and you know what? I'm digging it.

Entangled by @eileen-crys. A sweet Johnica story with electrician Joan (very hot concept, right?) and adorably clumsy Veronica. Also, fun friendship moments on the side!

Safe And Sound another sadly orphaned story. It was looking out really amazing, the set up is an eventual poly!queen Hunger Games AU, and the characterization was soooooo good!

London Is Calling (Let Music lead you to the love) by @sammyspreadyourwings. An incredible series containing gripping little ficlets about a burlesque AU, with some incredible smut scenes and flying dialogue.

If The Sun Is Shining, Stand In It and I love you (I'm glad I exist) by @johndykeon. ITSISSIT is a domestic as hell fic about Breaky and their thousand children (i aspire to live like this), and ILY is such tender smut and fluff, never had been the act of sharing an orange with your girl so intimate.

Bring On The Love by SweetIllusions (i don't know if they have a tumblr or not). The perfect fic for Christmas, complete with sweet poly and breaking down over finding the perfect gifts.

hijack my heart; and green light by @sweetestsight. HMH contains sexy gangster ladies in suits robbing banks and girls supporting girls, with some enemies to lovers hints sprinkled in. Chef's kiss. GL has hippies and weed and hitchhiking and incredible poly smut - i mean what else do you need?

Back To The Light by @valesweetdreams. Another lovely gift for me (❤️), this is a wonderful retelling of Smile turning to Queen- through the lense of a beautiful Maylor coming of age/love story.

What A Princess Wants by @katetheduck-writes. A super cute Froger ficlet with Royalty AU and ditching princes for Princesses and gorgeous weddings!

Of Course (Revisited) by @rhohemian-bapsody. This is the absolute perfect description of what it feels like to be on your period and having a girlfriend who you greatly love but get incredibly pissed off by. A cute Froger story.

I Got You Babe and Lady May by @mother-mercury44. IGYB is Froger meeting at a festival- girls supporting girls and smoking weed and getting rid of asshole dudes to have amazing sex in a tent instead. I approve, i really do. LM is breaky childhood lovers, playing house until they can actually be together. Aww.

My Baby Does Me another orphaned fic 😢 it's Froger being super domestic, equal amounts fluffy and smutty. Just all in all a very feel good fic.

The way you touch by Anonymous. It's just Frian PWP, but my god, what an incredibly good one!! Really, if you want nothing but fantastic smut, click on this link.

Something Special by @sirenlovesqueen. Fem!Frian being super cute domestic girlfriends, cuddling and writing a song together.

You really are the greatest (plumber) in town by specialsnowflake (i don't know if they have a tumblr or not). My very first gift, and based on my own story as well!! ❤️ They really nailed the girls from KYA I must say!!

I should have worshipped her sooner by @anotherhystericalqueen. A cute Maylor soulmate AU, complete with waking up with initials and not knowing who they belong to. Incredible.

Chapter 3 and 5 of Find Me Somebody To Love Jimercury Week Collection by @anironsidh. You should read the whole thing because it's amazing really, but these two chapters are fem!queen. Chapter 3 is a blind date au, and chapter 5 is fake dating. Both are incredible.

Like I'm not Somebody's Daughter by @vinylerafemslash. Read the tags on this one- it's a heartbreaking, but gorgeous story about healing. It features all the girls and even fem!Elton, and it's just all kinds of awesome.

[justpretendygood]

I'm just gonna reblog this because my fic is mentioned from my Queen era. The first fic on this list is mine. Rogersgreenhair is me and i am her.

[bichatonne]

This "I'm a proud mom " moment is too much.

Go read girl.

[commonmexicanname]

Crowley takes Aziraphale's money to give away and that's hilarious to me.

I like to imagine him trying to convince the other demons that he himself is still evil cause he stole money from an angel.

"I didn't give money away. I successfully tempted an angel to give away all his money! He has no money now! See? Evil me."

[justpretendygood]

Y'all don't understand the connection I have with this scene. While we were waiting for Michael to come out the stage door (in vain but it's ok I love him even more) I repeatedly quoted this scene until darling @bichatonne had enough. Then I kept going.

And going.

[bichatonne]

Let me be clear : I'd stay HOURS waiting in the cold night in London for Michael Sheen while listening to you singing Flower of Scotland.

I've done it. 100% would do it again.

Thank YOU for bearing with my insanity.

[captainfantasticalright]

I had to put these two images together. Just too ineffable. 🥂

[justpretendygood]

Crying? Me? NOOOOOO

[bichatonne]

An unbreakable and invisible bond across time and space. 🤍