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she/her tumblr user

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nobody has ever been ready for it to be the afternoon. ever

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

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nobody knows what flavour red velvet cake is

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agh what's that one word. i forgot. can someone remind me please

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i remembered what the word was. it was "serendipitous"

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girl failure? no. woman success!

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the jame's Bond. Names Bond.

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the phrase "birthday child" makes no sense like yeah i was born on my birthday too idiot

[dehydratedbunny]

theyre talking about putting me into a box again... no airholes

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got nothing to do except for all those things i've got to do, how am i supposed to spend my time in these conditions ??

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just read some horoscopes for today, it looks like a lot of wildly contradicting things are going to happen in the next 16 minutes before midnight comes

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latest experimental evidence suggesting that i am in fact not a monkey

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i've spent my whole life putting water into bottles only to take it back out just hours later. what is it all for

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i'm inventing an evil form of sunbathing called moonbathing. it's where you get a really really big tub of water and put the moon in it

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a Spectre is haunting Europe: the Spectre of Alan Walker

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life hack: you can eat raisins

[dehydratedbunny]

bad life hack

[gayhornythoughts]

I should eat raisins

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I see we're garnering a variety of opinions here

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can someone give me some original thoughts to have so i can make more tumblr posts please