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she/her tumblr user

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just read some horoscopes for today, it looks like a lot of wildly contradicting things are going to happen in the next 16 minutes before midnight comes

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latest experimental evidence suggesting that i am in fact not a monkey

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i've spent my whole life putting water into bottles only to take it back out just hours later. what is it all for

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i'm inventing an evil form of sunbathing called moonbathing. it's where you get a really really big tub of water and put the moon in it

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a Spectre is haunting Europe: the Spectre of Alan Walker

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a Spectre is haunting Europe: the Spectre of Alan Walker.

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life hack: you can eat raisins

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bad life hack

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I should eat raisins

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I see we're garnering a variety of opinions here

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can someone give me some original thoughts to have so i can make more tumblr posts please

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hey remind me to take my pizza out the oven in ten minutes

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WHAT THE FUCK ITS BEEN MORE THAN AN HOUR ITS FUCKEN BURNT NOW !!!!!

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hey take your pizza out the oven

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mi ne scias kiel diri tion al vi sed la pico estas tiel tre bruligita nun ği brulas en la forno dum jaro ği estas cindro, cindro en la vento

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actually i think it needs a little more time put it back in

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hips don't lie

unoriginal

unimaginative

potentially transphobic

one of my hips always lies while the other always tells the truth

new

intriguing

archaeologists will never know which of my hips to believe

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life hack: you can eat raisins

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It is often said that you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese. However, the results of a woman giving herself a piece of cheese are yet to be observed. In this fascinating study,

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undetermined as of yet whether the man named Occam chasing me down this dark alleyway, razor in hand, is:

trying to kill me

a really really enthusiastic surgeon who just happens to be out of uniform, and also perhaps got lost on his way to his night shift at the hospital

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what do mink even do???

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you can't pick your battles and eat them too. that's not how that one works.

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bus timetables are made up as hellllll like what do you mean you're leaving the bus station at 08:49. and getting there at 12:01?? why don't you leave at 09:00. and get there at 09:05

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the craziest thing is that they're real as fuuuck for this though. yes girl leave that bus station at hours of the morning some would consider "unconventional" and perhaps even "strange"