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Sassy Stiles (requested by @lonewolf-18)
Yoinks Scoob! || Stiles & Kol
blacksheepmikaelson:
Kol thrived on a lot of things, chaos, death, violence. But he also had a love for fear and the terror running through the little human before him right now was all but a meal in its own right. Delectable.
“Hmm, I suspected you were going to say something like that.” Kol said lightly, flexing his grip around the other’s throat. Not enough to cut of his air, no no, but enough to make him sweat more than little. And definitely enough to make Stiles aware that Kol could.
“Because you see, I only watch to have a little with the silly little human snooping around the Bayou at night and instead he ran away from me, called me nasty names and hit me with a baseball bat.” Kol pouted, as though genuinely hurt, “If that any kind of polite way for a person to behave?“ he asked, looking at Stiles as the pout gave way to his signature smirk instead.
If the boy were to say anything but ‘no it isn’t Mr. Mikaelson’ Kol may have to bash him against the tree again.
“Hmm, you’re funny. Luckily for you I happen to like funny.” he told Stiles lightly, he could feel the other’s pounding pulse against his hand, honestly it was becoming rather tempting, who’d ever know? “I’ve never tasted cheetos and milk before, maybe I’ll like it?” he bent closer still and stretched his tongue out, running it across Stiles’ neck, he really wanted him terrified, it was more fun that way.
Was that the hint of claw up against his throat? Ah, memories, and not good ones at that. He swallowed nervously and felt his adam’s apple bob against the dude’s palm.
“Listen, dude, Kol was it? In my defence, you were acting creepy.” He licked his lips and titled his head back a little more as though that was going to ease the grip the other had on his throat. “I didn’t mean to hit you with my bat, I already said I was sorry, man.”
Ahhhh, fuck. “I lied, no cheetos but the off brand version. Totally doesn’t mix well with milk, you’ll give yourself a stomach ache, learn from my mistakes, I’m just looking out for you--- oh gross, dude, no, bad touch, bad touch,” he grimaced at feel of his tongue against his neck and he tried to arch away from him some more, even as his heart pounded. “Oh that’s just-- that’s not right, that really ain’t right. I said sorry, what else do you want?”
kitsunexkira:
Quiet time || Open
Kira had neglected her studies a little the last few days since hearing about Davina but had got back on track soon enough. Keeping her abilities polished and on form was something that was never neglected though and today she had taken some time out for herself to zone in on her kitsune. She had it under control but there was a time in the past when it wasn’t that way. Kira was once confused and had trouble understanding how to manage it, which resulted in loss of control and unpredictability. That was definitely not now though. Through hard work and a lot of determination and support, the young woman had learned control and she had excelled at being able to live her life alongside what was also within her.
—which brought her to today.
Kira was out of the way of the general public and giving some controlled freedom to the kitsune side of her. Would that actually be classed as an oxymoron though? because if it was controlled, then it wouldn’t exactly be freedom would it? Either way, she was fully aware of how mischievous and potentially dangerous it could be to give up control, so she always allowed a certain degree of freedom when alone–but not too much.
Her fingers were gently placed on the bark of an old oak tree, her eyes facing it so that nobody else would see if they were to suddenly appear–and yes, this does happen–especially in NOLA, they seemed to pop up at the most inconvenient time.
Slowly she summoned the power from within and felt the surge of energy flowing through her body and to her fingertips. Kira let her eyes become a glowing orange and it was then electricity came from her finger tips, her body covering any evidence should someone make an appearance. The bark of the tree burnt black but she was careful not to do any real excessive damage to it.
Somewhere in the back of her mind, her subconcious did hear footsteps approaching and Kira was quick to return to her normal stance and turn around swiftly.
“Oh Hi…I….well I guess it’s not just me who decided to go for a walk, huh?”
She shot the person a friendly smile and blinked.
“I mean…I assume that would be what you are doing.”
The nice thing about living here where they were a lot of quiet areas, places you could sneak off to; the quiet wasn’t Stiles’ usual jam, he was all about filling up a room and being surrounded by people; he didn’t do well with his own company. Some people could hack it, but Stiles wasn’t one of them.
But he needed to up his endurance if he ever wanted to not slow Derek down and you know, he actually enjoyed running with Derek. They didn’t talk much, or when they did it was full of good natured snark; he got his dose of both people and rush of endorphins. But today he was out on his own, mostly pissed because neither Derek nor Cora (or anyone really) were moving on telling him what had happened really with that Divina woman and not knowing was driving him batty.
So he was running. His excuse was because he wanted to be better at it, but the reality was that he was just about ready to buzz out of his skin not knowing what was going on. He never did well sitting in the dark.
So coming across another person out here threw him a little and he slowed down to try and get a better nosey at what the hell she was doing. Tree hugger? It wouldn’t be the first time he’d come face to face with a real live hippy.
For whatever reason, he hadn’t expected her to turn around but with hindsight, he’s actually lucky he didn’t get punched; some dude running up to a girl who’s got her back turned in a secluded area? He’d watched horror movies with that very same scene. “Uh, hi. Hey. Didn’t mean to interrupt. Just running.”
He felt very sweaty, and now that he’d stopped, he could feel his clothes sticking to him in all the wrong places. “Not from anything. Just in general. Out for a jog. It’s good for you. Jogging.” He made a little ‘tah dah’ gesture with his fingers. “So uh, you lost or something? Town’s just that way,” he pointed ahead of him, “or that way too,” then behind him, “depends on where you wanna go.”
halexstorm:
Late night encounters || Cora & Stiles “So you still play Lacrosse?”
She’d seen it being played a few times, but had never seen Stiles play.
“If so, then maybe I’ll have to drop by and watch a game sometime?”
Cora hadn’t really thought if he did play, whether he would want her at a game, simply because games were there to be watched by members of the public, so he got little choice in the matter. Though he could lie of course, but she’d know if he did.
“I’m pretty sure that if you were nearly dying, you’d appreciate me driving her so you could get to a hospital, because you would be of no use to your vehicle if you were dead.”
It was blunt but actually quite factual, yet Cora hid her feelings well because that was definitely not a position she would want to find herself in. She liked Stiles and losing anyone close or that she liked, was not something she wanted to think about.
“But fair enough. Good job I don’t steal cars..because I would be tempted otherwise.”
Only a part of that was true. The youngest Hale had been known to steal a car or two, but Stiles’ property would not make her list. She wouldn’t do that to him.
A smirk found its way into her face when he punched the air as he drove and she shook her head.
“Oh come on. You only have to be in my brother’s presence for twenty minutes and I am fairly sure you would get an eyebrow twitch or a neck throb…..but two hours??”
She let out a sigh, amusement still displayed on her facial features.
“But okay…deal…”–because either way, it would interesting to witness.
CLOSED
bennctwitch:
Split Happens | B&S
If her vindictive cackling didn’t draw gazes, her surprised yelp definitely did. One moment she and Stiles were both poking each others sides and ribs, tickling one another wherever they found an opening. The next his arms were around her and pulling her into his chest like a sloth hugging a tree branch. Stiles crushed her to him, her arms folded in between them, immoblie and useless against him.
Playful warmth was burned away by a hyper-awareness that tunnelled her vision on his mouth. Bonnie’s grin waned. Heat gathered behind her cheeks as she considered his lips and how close they were to her own, how soft they might feel if she just straightened her spine and inched that much nearer. When they parted and started to move, she blinked hard and realized he was talking. Menatally shaking herself off, she refocused on their conversation with an impish smirk.
Fingers balled into loose fists in front of her, she uncurled a finger and poked it at his chest, commenting, “I suppose those are terms I can concede to. Relationships are all about compromise, after all.” Grabbing him by the front of his shirt, cotton balled up in her fist, she put on her most admonishing expression. “Your tactics are dirty, Stilinski. But I can’t argue their effectiveness.” Her gaze fell back to his mouth and her cheeks warmed again.
It was her extended pinky finger that eventually broke them apart and Bonnie mourned the loss of his warmth enveloping her, as sure and secure as the circle of his arms. His pinky wrapped around hers and, after a kiss from her lips, he lifted their locked digits to his mouth, too. The soft press of his lips transcended the nerves under her knuckle, the heat of it zapped straight to the small of her back and Bonnie felt herself grin widely at him. She couldn’t help it. Even as a buoyancy she couldn’t name bubbled in her belly, there was something inexplicably comfortable about their easy affection. Something natural and effortless, despite the warmth in her cheeks.
“You can borrow my jackets whenever you’d like,” she agreed with an amused simper. “On the condition that I can borrow yours, too.”
Shooting up onto her feet to see if a little distance would stop her from feeling quite so carbonated, Bonnie was relieved when Stiles happily agreed to knock out the last half of their game. “I can tell you right now that you’re gonna be impressed,” she assured him, her laugh hidden behind the warmth of her smirk. “And not because I’m terrible. In middle school, when I lived in Mystic Falls, I used to get to the mall hours before I was supposed to meet up with Caroline and Elena just so that I could sneak into the arcade. I got pretty good at Street Fighter and Tekken, too. But nothing quite relieves stress like shooting the crap outta some zombies.”
He waved a cheeky hand over his shoulder when she complimented his dirty tactics, adding in a little hip simmy too, as he walked down to take his -- technically first -- second shot, winding back his arm.
Where they getting a little too friendly? He’d always had skewered personal boundaries, always been that kid who’d soaked up human contact like a sponge; growing up with Scott as his main, and perhaps only, friend for years had kinda lowered the impulse to not get handsy with people. Scott was always up for a hug, never really got annoyed when Stiles would drape himself across his back to read over his shoulder and usually would sit as close to Stiles as Stiles would to him.
But was this edging into flirty? Like, the type of flirty that was reciprocated. She kept mentioning things like relationships and honestly, he’d be blind if he didn’t notice her looking at his mouth recently and then blushing furiously. Like, he wasn’t going to say anything before because honestly, he’d figured it was all in his head, and there’s only so much public humiliation that he could take but...
Being rejected hadn’t stopped him hitting on Lydia. Why was he letting it stop him now?
Borrowing jackets, and hoodies, was totally a couple-ly thing. This so wasn’t just in his head.
Right?
He let the ball go.
Jumping and spinning on the spot when he got a strike he grinned at her and took a bow. “You’re already impressive,” he said, walking back over to her, giving her a friendly bump with his shoulder when he reached her. “I’m more of a CoD man when it comes to shooting things up for stress relief, but I get it. I’m looking forward to having my ass handed to me.” Picking up the ball she’d favoured all night, this was his moment; he passed it over, but not without dropping a casual kiss against her cheek.
Keep it cool, Stilinski.
Just testing the waters. “You’re up, Bonnie Bee.” His voice was level. “It’s anyone’s game!”
Look, we’re going to have a presence at the game already. I’ll double it, I’ll triple it. Triple... Dad, quadruple it. Octuple it.
I laughed way too hard at this
Two’s company, or is that three? ||Cora, Brae & Stiles
braehavemercy:
halexstorm:
There was a moment when Cora thought Stiles might give up there and then and disappear from the table as quickly as he’d arrived. She couldn’t help but find amusement in Braeden’s words and shook her head softly whilst giving a small chuckle.
“Relax….she won’t use the knife…not in public…not here.”
Her brow cocked at the other female as if to say, ‘you wouldn’t would you?’–purposely just drawing out the situation a little while longer. After all, Stiles had agreed to push Derek to see how far he could go without her brother tearing him a new one. So surely Stiles would see what was happening now, right?
“So I have balls but not a penis?”
She shot a look between the both of them, wondering how the hell it was suddenly on her.
“I could be offended…..”
She swallowed thickly, faking a pissed off expression but whilst she could continue this forever and a day with most people who she didn’t know or perhaps didn’t like, Cora did let a smirk slip with these two.
“I know what you meant, Stilinski….I was just yanking your chain. And Brae…that is his surname…it’s his first name that is somewhat a secret….comes after McCall alphabetically apparently….I don’t have a type either…and he’s a friend…that’s all.”
Just then Cora felt her phone buzz as she received a text. She didn’t look at it straight away, instead opting to reply to Stiles.
“What was your question?”
Casually she reached down into her inside pocket for her cell phone and took it out. It was only as she read the text from Derek, her expression fell to a more sombre and serious one.
@braehavemercy
Catching the mock uncertainty in the wolf’s gaze, Braeden shrugged. Her disapproval of her best friend’s assurances was just as insincere. Knife still jabbed into the table, she pulled Stiles’ chair that much closer to her, muttering low in her throat, “Now, now, Cora. Let’s not go making any promises I have no intention of keeping,” without freeing him from her piercing glare.
When Braeden released the bottom of his chair Stiles launched himself backward, crotch shielded by his hands, looking put out at being ganged up on. Her smirk was pitiless, as sharp as her gaze. He had no one but himself to blame for inviting himself to their table. Even Derek knew better than to get too close when she and Cora really got going. The pair of them wicked on a good day, once they really got going… threatening castration was tame by comparison. Especially since she was joking. Mostly.
Even though she’d discarded the knife onto the table and had relaxed into her chair, knees spread, comfortably slouched, Braeden’s attention on Stiles was still predative when she offered, “I could give you the matched set, Cor.” She gave him a critical once over, muttering, “You’d probably put them to better use anyway.” When her eyes met with his again amusement tugged at the corners of her mouth. She swallowed back a laugh. Braeden was half tempted to fake a lunge for him, just to see how he’d react. This was fun.
Her simper faded at the sound of his last name. The brutish mischief in her gaze turned thoughtful as she inspected his face more closely. While she was impressed enough that Cora had called him her friend, it wasn’t the reason she was scrutinizing him so closely.
“Stilinski,” repeated Braeden, the puzzle pieces falling into place. “You’re the Sheriff’s kid.” She remembered him, always jittery and never able to hold still for more than a minute at a time. Before she’d let their legacy fade into obscurity, her parents had been part of New Orleans local law enforcement, too. Her dad had always spoken fondly of Lieutenant Stilinski. Her mom, too.
Distracted by Cora moving out of the corner of her eye, Braeden moved her gaze from Stiles onto the wolf across from her. Her brows furrowed as she watched her best friend’s expression darken into something grim. Unease gripping her heart and pulling it toward her stomach, Braeden leaned forward to quietly ask, “What’s up, Cor?”
@bicuriousbilinski
An explosive little, “Ha!” left him at Cora’s words and he eyed her. “The fact that you had the clarify the knife statement doesn’t make me any more comforted... And the fact that she,” he pointed at the other woman, but kept his arm close (aha, she was not grabbing him again, please and thank you) “then just completely contradicts you... hummm! You, Stabby McStabbyson, no stabbing Stiles. This is a Stiles Stab-Free Zone. All zones are Stiles Stab-Free, sorry sorry, too bad.”
Cora wouldn’t let her stab him, they were just pushing his buttons nicely, that was all (he was not taking his eyes off her for a moment).
“Balls, no penis,” he confirmed, both hands now back over his junk as he narrowed his eyes at Braeden, “and she doesn’t need mine either. It gets plenty of use, I’ll have you know. At least twice a day. Three if I’m feeling fancy.”
He was just starting to relax a little, though he kept half an eye on Twitchy and both hands over his dick, meeting Braeden’s eyes as she mulled over his last name, lifting a single shoulder up in a shrug when she identified him as the Sheriff’s Kid, his life long moniker. Part of him wanted to goad her into trying something, if only so he could set his dad on her, but then he remembered he was no longer a kid playing who’s dad could beat whose dad up. (She’d probably kick his ass to be fair and he’d rather not spend six to eight weeks helping his dad recover all because he had a mouth on him.)
“I just wanted to ask about some dude that nearly had me pissing my pants, but I think I’ve embarrassed myself enough today in front of your scary fr--” cutting himself off when the other asked if Cora was okay, he stopped bouncing his knee and actually looked over to the werewolf himself, brows instantly furrowing in concern. “Hey,” leaning forward, he put his hand on her knee without thought, trying to catch her eyes, “you look like you’ve seen a ghost. You okay?”
@halexstorm
Yoinks Scoob! || Stiles & Kol
blacksheepmikaelson:
“Ahh, but that was only after you ran away from me like a mad-thing when I so graciously greeted you.” he said lightly, “All I’m looking for is polite conversation here and, believe me when I say, I could be looking for much worse.” And he had in the past. He chuckled lightly, “Normal human’s can’t sense what’s going on here Darling, you wouldn’t come snooping unless you were given a little hint.”
He chuckled again when the human tried to play the big man, “Oh aren’t you sweet, I could gobble you up.” Barely even a snack but pleasant enough to look at, so it wouldn’t be a total loss. Kol was very opened minded after all. It was only moments after that when a baseball bat smacked into his face.
He was more surprised the human had actually been stupid enough to hit him rather than anything else. It hasn’t hurt, akin to a hand patting him on the face rather than anything else, but he watched with a raised eyebrow as the human stumbled away and found the fun was wearing thin. “Oh Darling, you really shouldn’t have done that.” he smirk remained in place but he shot forward with his speed once more, grabbed the human by the neck and pinned him to the nearest tree, feet dangling off the ground, “I, Little Human, and one of thr world’s first vampire’s, royalty of a sort. I’ve had beings killed for looking at me the wrong way and you strike me?” he pouted and lowered Stiles to the ground, not realising his neck but instead leaning forward and sniffing the pulse point, “I really should kill you on principle alone, or have a little snack… you smell delicious.” he said, running his nose lightly along the skin, just to make the boy squirm.
You know that feeling that you get? That instant sinking of your stomach, the swoop it does as it drops to your toes when you’ve made a very very big mistake?
Yeah, that’s what Stiles was feeling roughly 0.2 seconds after his bat made contact with the dude’s skull. The crack may as well have been the sound his stomach made as he tried to burrow to the earth’s core.
“Look man, I’m sorry, but you’re totally to bla--” his stomach made an immediate arrival from the floor to his throat as he was knocked back against a tree in what felt like a blink of an eye. “--Totally not at fault,” he corrected smoothly, scrambling up to his tiptoes so he wasn’t just dangling from his grip. His hands came up to wrap around the one he had about his neck, not that it made much difference.
Oh for fuck’s sake. His boxers had a hole in them. He didn’t wanna be murdered in holy boxers, c’mon.
“Right okay, big scary vamp, got it. My bad, alright? Hey--hey,” he tried to arch away when the dude’s mouth got too close to his neck for comfort, his heart rate spiking. “Dude, I’ll taste like cheetos and milk, don’t do that to yourself. Love yourself a little more. Go treat yourself to a deer, or a bear, or something. They’re the heart healthy option, all the way, uh huh.”
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walkthroughhale:
Derek was getting soft in his old age. It wasn’t a fact he’d ever be willing to admit out loud- but in years gone by, a gnat like Stiles wasn’t something he’d tolerate. Especially not here, or not. No one had ever joined him on his ritual run, not even Cora. This was the alpha’s ‘me time’, also something he’d never be caught dead admitting out loud… and yet here they were.
The gnat running beside him and the wolf tolerating him. He rolled his eyes at Stiles’ attempt at a hug, followed by his attempt at jealousy. Derek wasn’t much of a cuddler, obviously. Scott on the other hand? The two were weird, and yeah it was definitely something his Beta would chase after.
“How did I ever get so lucky.” He growled, picking up their pace just a fraction. As he was saying… in the years gone by, he’d have squashed the gnat like a… well, gnat. Whatever. Casting a sideeyed glance at the human, he wondered idly what he meant. The alpha liked to keep things close to the chest on most days but moreso whenever the Supernatural world popped up. There were too many secrets he was in charge of.
“What do you mean, what’s going on?” Besides the random siezmic tremors that struck Nola the other day, things had been pretty steady. Steadily growing worse, steadily growing more terrifying but steady nonetheless. It wasn’t that he didn’t trust Stiles, the punk wouldn’t be running next to him if he didn’t. The problem was, there was a lot Derek didn’t know just yet- and the few things he did, weren’t entirely his secrets to share.
Letting out a disgruntled noise when Derek picked up the pace, he didn’t outwardly say anything; he was trying to not be too much of a nuisance in fear that whatever little tranquil bubble Stiles had managed to creep into popped, and he’d end up eating dirt as Derek sped off without him. He could feel his tee sticking to his back, and his hair curling at the nape of his neck from sweat, but this? This was alright. He hadn’t like suicide runs at high school, or lacrosse and cross country training, but that was because everyone there was in competition with each other of some of those kids were absolute beasts.
Heh. Some, like Scott, literally were.
“I dunno,” Stiles quipped, briefly grinning up at him, “but aren’tcha glad you did? I’m an absolute joy. A treasure, some would say. A gift.” He snickered to himself, amused even as he carried on before Derek could scowl. “You’d miss me if I was gone. The sooner you admit that, the sooner you’ll be ready for a Stilinski Hug, I’m just sayin’, bro.”
His gums were starting to hurt. He wiggled his jaw around before biting down a couple of times, both wincing and confused at the ache in his teeth. Was this normal? This was totally normal, right? He wiggled his jaw again.
“What do you mean what do I mean, I mean what I mean.” Good lord, this man was difficult. Looking up from watching his feet to make sure a stray branch didn’t take him out -- he was living life on the edge! We die like men! - he met Derek’s eyes, even though he was breathing a little heavy to talk and run at the same time. “I mean, how’re things? You’ve not been extra frowny or anything lately, though it’s difficult to tell with your several frowny emotional states, but yanno. I was just wondering. Thought I’d ask, man. That’s all. It just feels like the quiet before the storm, it’s kinda freaking me out a little.”
I see it.
Two’s company, or is that three? ||Cora, Brae & Stiles
braehavemercy:
halexstorm:
A casual lopsided smirk started to emerge on Cora’s face as her visual shifted to outside the building and the view that met her. Salvatore’s beautiful Camaro was situated further down the street.
“Brae, you sly dog you….”
Amusement flickered in her dark hues before she rolled her eyes playfully and let out a chuckle.
“A steak out, really?…c’mon…now that is cheesy….but yeah…I’m definitely down for a pub crawl.”—seeing how she couldn’t get drunk, may as well get a fight or two out of it.
She was just about to lean forward with her elbows on the table and suggest they make a move soon, when Stiles was suddenly there and seemingly making himself comfortable in the spare seat. For a moment she raised a slender brow and just shot him the usual unimpressed look. Yet the youngest Hale had got used to Stiles’ ways lately and didn’t care to admit she quite liked him.
“Take a seat, Stiles why don’t ya…..”
Her words dripped with sarcasm, but not in any nasty context at all, in fact, she was slightly amused, especially when she caught Braeden’s expression.
Oh this looks like fun.
“How’s what hanging?”
She would never get used to that phrase. Luckily now though she was just playing around with him and knew what it meant.
“Braeden…this is Stiles. He ain’t backwards at coming forwards…and Stiles…this is Braeden–another one not to upset too much if you know what’s good for you.”
Seconds –milliseconds– away from grabbing the kid by his wrist and twisting until he was kneeling on the ground beside the table, Cora’s greeting stopped her from an aggravated assault charge. The familiarity in her tone gave her pause, it was her amusement that made Braeden relax back in her seat. While she didn’t move her piercing glare from the gangly man at their table, the sharp edge to her stare was more assessing than threatening.
Clearly Cora liked the kid enough to welcome him to the table instead of telling him to fuck off. Question of questions was why.
When the wolf asked Stiles how what was hanging, Braeden chimed in with a flat, “I think he’s implying you have a penis, Cor.” Hand none too discretely grabbing the steak knife by the handle, her unwavering leer kept his gaze captive to hers. “You implying my girl has a penis?”
She angled her chair, leaned forward to grab the bottom of his seat, and dragged him closer to her with a loud scrape on the polished hardwood floor that drew a few gazes. Steak knife jabbed point first into the table, Braeden’s voice was a low, menacing purr when she suggested, “I could give her yours, if you’re so curious.”
Holding his gaze for several heartbeats, Braeden allowed a slow, rapacious smirk to unravel over her lips. She looked exhaled a laugh and eased back into her seat before dropping the knife onto the table. Braeden peered over at Cora and her smirk widened, an eyebrow rose as she waited for her best friend’s reaction.
An introduction was haphazardly made and Braeden’s gaze was drawn back onto Stiles. Brows furrowed as she inspected him closely. “Stiles,” repeated Braeden, testing the name, searching her mind for that niggling something that suggested that she’d heard it before. “What’s your last name, Stiles? And how do you two know each other?”
She shifted her attention onto Cora then, observing, “Manic energy isn’t your usual type.” Gaze sliding onto Stiles again, her glare turned stony. She kept the full weight of it on Stiles as she continued to speak to Cora. “Neither is scrawny.”
@bicuriousbilinski
He was halfway through downing his stolen glass of water when the pair of them decided to tag team him; one asking what he meant and the other just straight up dropping the penis into casual conversation. Snorting, he nearly choked. “Am I impl--no, god, no, how d’you even get-- Cora, why is she holding a knife at --ohmygod.” The words tumbled over themselves on an exhale when she grabbed his chair and yanked him forwards, closer to both her and the steak knife in her hands.
Yep, nOPE.
“It means ‘how’re you’, holy god, what is wrong with you, we’re in public!” In deference to being in public, his voice was a low, furious -- lowkey terrified, shh -- whisper. “And she doesn’t need my balls, thank you very much,” he cupped himself with both hands before she got any big ideas, “she’s got big enough ones of her own, are you kidding me with this right now?”
As soon as Braeden let go of his chair, it was with a wounded look at Cora that he immediately pushed himself away from the pair of them, though still technically at their table. He was pretty sure Braeden was laughing at him, but given how she still had a knife -- sure, it was stuck in the table right now but that didn’t mean shit -- he wasn’t about to call her out on it.
“Remind me to never attempt pleasantries around either of you.” He gave them the stink eye and then sniffed. “What’s your last name?” He might’ve pushed his chair back a little bit more, so she couldn’t grab him as easily and he would’ve gone for the double whammy of ‘and how do you know Cora’ but she’d slid straight on into insults.
His mouth opened, offended. “I’m not scrawny! I’m svelte, thank you very much. Underneath all this plaid I’m actually as--” he took her in and quickly changed his mind, continuing as though there’d been no pause, “--no where near as buff as you, but I’m getting there!”
He’d never felt more like a meme in all his life. I came out for a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
“Your friend is mean,” he said, focusing on Cora, but keeping one eye out in case the other decided to move quickly; why were all the beautiful people so freaking dangerous? “I only came over to ask a question and I’ve had my manhood threatened unjustly.”
@halexstorm
Yoinks Scoob! || Stiles & Kol
blacksheepmikaelson:
“You’re a rather rude little human, didn’t your parents teach you any manners?” Or survival instinct for that matter.
Since the human didn’t react to his last name he was ignorant of the vampire community, so Kol would guess he had another ‘in’ to them… Not a Hunter, he was far too clumsy (and frightened) for that, not a vampire, obviously. Yet here he was snooping at the hub of the chaos of the city; which meant…
“So which little wolf told the human about the Bayou hmm?” he asked with a smirk, “And you could whack me with your bat all evening Little Darling, it’d likely only enjoy it.” he promised with a wink.
With a chuckle he languidly slip from the jeep and moved with his supernatural speed to be behind the other so he could sling an arm around the boy’s shoulders, “I don’t need a lift, just my curiosity settled, so be a friend and tell Uncle Kol what you were doing out here all alone.” he finished with a little pout.
“I’m rude?” Stiles burst out with, feeling offended. “You’re the one who’s just invited themselves into my jeep, not the other way around, buddy.” Narrowing his eyes at him, he didn’t blink when wolves were brought up, how did he-- Mikaelson, the last name seemed familiar because duh. “Who says I need anybody to tell me about the Bayou,” he counted with, lifting his chin, jaw settling into a stubborn set, “hm?”
Shifting his grip on his bat as the other slowly slunk out of his jeep, a muttered a low, “Yeah, that’s right, out you get,” because apparently he was billy big balls and had zero self-preservation skills. Cora would be thrilled at the confirmation. She might even do a jig on his grave.
From one moment to the next, all Stiles remembers is yelling and something solid, like a head, hitting his bat; it took a couple of horrified seconds to realise he’d just beaned the dude and once he had, he yelped and jumped backwards, one hand outstretched towards him and the other with a death-like hold on his only weapon. “That was a mistake!” Yeah, he got one lucky shot in -- that he didn’t remember, cool skills bro -- but that didn’t mean he could go toe to toe with him. And granted he’d been a creepy, but he hadn’t been violent (yet?) and honestly he’d like to keep it that. “I just reacted, don’t creep up on people, jesus christ, dude.”
Stiles + Lip Licking (part 2) (requested by@stiilesstilinski )
Two’s company, or is that three? ||Cora, Brae & Stiles
“Okay, so lunch here ain’t so bad…I’ll give you that one this time.”
Cora shot Braeden a smirk and finished what was on her plate. It was a light lunch and Cora knew herself well enough to know she would no doubt end up at Derek’s later, probably claiming she was hungry and not eaten for a while. The Cafe Du Monde wasn’t her usual hangout, not for food anyway, but the company was good enough and she really wasn’t that fussy when it came to places where she would spend time.
“You do realise I haven’t forgotten about taking Salvatore’s car for a test drive, right?”
Braeden had definitely hit the right buttons when it came this kind of subject and with her mentioning it recently, the youngest Hale had quietly been looking forward to it ever since. Some though–in fact most, would probably say it was a bad idea, but that was one of the things Cora liked about Braeden–she took risks and shared that spark which was missing with quite a few around NOLA.
“On another note…sometimes I really do need to kick some damn ass too.”
She raised her brow in the hunter’s direction and gave a nonchalant shrug. Abiding by the treaty and not harming any innocents, didn’t mean the fire in Cora’s gut had disappeared, it was always there and she really did like to get herself involved in the thick of things sometimes.
“A fight or two is good for the soul.”
Smirking at Braeden, she let out a sigh.
“So what you got planned for the rest of the day?”
@braehavemercy
Thanks to Braeden’s physical training and exercise regimen having a New York Strip for lunch kept her well within her ideal daily caloric intake. She’d had steak at more restaurants than she could name throughout New Orleans. There were only a few places she physically sought out for that kind of thing. To date, Cafe Du Monde was near the top of the list.
Plus it was easy on the eyes. Her job –the one that didn’t come with a badge– ensured Braeden’s passport had seen plenty of use. One of her favorite things about traveling internationally was the diversity of architecture. With all she’d seen, there were still some places in New Orleans that made her ogle the rafters like a pilgrim at the Vatican. She couldn’t name a better way to spend her chill day than with her best friend, eating great food, in a place that looked so goddamn timeless.
It didn’t matter that neither of them exactly fit in here. A leather jacket wearing, biker chick scarred to shit, and an equally darkly dressed tough girl with nothing resting about her bitch face, it didn’t take much to guess why the tables surrounding theirs were a fucking ghost town. Dressed in black from head to toe, someone would think that they coordinated their outfits. With how well they knew each other, and how well they got along, they may as well have.
Slicing her steak knife through the last portion of meat, Braeden peered up from her food to cock an eyebrow at Cora. “The fuck you think we’re doin’ out here, Cor?” she prodded before stuffing the red centered meat into her mouth. With a gesture toward the road outside the restaurant, she motioned the wolf’s gaze down the street to a beautiful and unsupervised 1969 Camaro convertible.
“If we want to borrow that beauty without Damon getting in the way we’re gonna have to learn his routine.” Stabbing her fork’s tongs into the last peace of bloody meat, Braeden lifted it slightly and didn’t give the smirk fighting for her lips so much as an inch. “We’re on a steak out.”
At Cora’s mention of kicking ass, Braeden swallowed her food, set down her utensils, and wiped her mouth clean on the cloth napkin. When the napkin joined the silverware on the plate, reached for her glass of scotch, muttering, “Sorry about pulling you away from Lafayette the other night. You know I’m always down for a fight, Cor, but that was a bad spot to let one go down.” Shooting back a sip of that delicious burning liquid, when she set her glass back onto the table it was with the reassurance, “I’ll make it up to you, alright? Plenty of tourists coming through town this time of year, getting drunk and stupid. If you want a fight or two we’ll make a pub crawl out of it. Just like old times, yeah?”
Her grin was meant only for Cora, could only exist in her company. So when a lanky body plopped down in one of the two available chairs at their table, it disappeared in an instant. Replaced by an appraising glower and a curious up and down. “You lost?”
@bicuriousbilinski
Honestly, the coffee shop within the NOU was more Stiles’ level and sure, yeah, they burnt their beans and the barista visibly looked put out whenever Stiles would stumble through the doors, but he felt more at home there than in this joint; it wasn’t so much as a cafe, but a fancy eatery who took pride in foam art. And the only reason he was in here, was because he’d seen Cora through the windows and figured seeking out her rather than Derek, or Scott, or Lydia, or anyone else really about the creep in the woods would fair better for him.
Derek he’d get the Eyebrows, Scott would just kill him with puppy dog eyes and he felt like Lydia would slap him upside down the back of his head and yanno, he wasn’t in the mood to get assulted, even by the queen bee of the town. He hadn’t even done anything wrong! What was a bit of midnight detective work in the grand scheme of things?
Swinging into the place, and pointing over to where Cora and whoever else she was with before someone tried to offer him either a table or the door, the dumped himself unceremoniously into a seat at their table, gatecrashing their conversation.
“Lost? Naw.” He let himself sink into the chair a little more heavily. “Now thirsty, that’s a yeah -- s’up, Cora?” he added, leaning over to swipe the jug of water on the table, as well as one of the, as of yet, unused glasses; he grinned over the glug glug glug as he filled the glass. “How’s it hanging?”
halexstorm:
Late night encounters || Cora & Stiles
He was frustrating. He confused her.
—–but she was relaxed in his company to the point of being amused and that definitely accounted for something.
So Cora just shot him one of her deadpan looks–the famous Hale expression that ran through every single member of her family. Not that she meant it, not to him anyway.
“I don’t know anything about football. Do you play basketball?”
She liked that one and wondered if he was any good at it.
“…or do you just stick to Lacrosse?”
She thought about her brother’s car for a moment and it was definitely one that she enjoyed being behind the wheel of if she got the opportunity. Though any car would do as long as it was drivable….any jeep too.
“Let me behind the wheel of your baby and I will give her a good workout.”
“Stupidly brave I can go with yeah.”
Cora found herself grinning and even though she would never let anyone hurt Derek or put him down in any way, she was still the typical younger sister who was down for a laugh with someone she could trust enough not to cause too much damage. Besides, she knew her brother liked Stiles so it was always going to happen sooner or later with the banter and teasing.
“You know the signs. You passed the test. Game on.”
All the time she spoke, Cora knew it probably was a bad idea, but come on, everyone needs to joke around sometimes, even this wolf.
“Go on then…you set the wager…and I’ll go along…within reason.”
“Naw, basketball doesn’t hold my attention. Too uncoordinated for that shit. I’m good at baseball, well,” he added, itching his nose, thinking back to the last time he’d played and got a black eye for his troubles, “not good. But better than basketball. But they still don’t beat out lacrosse I’m afraid.”
Snorting in amusement, he shook his head. “Ha, no. Not even Scott’s allowed to drive my baby.” He’d seen the way he’d rag his mom’s car here there and everywhere, and no thank you. Roscoe might be an old girl, but she needed a gentle touch. “The only time you’ll get to drive her is when I’m dead or close to dying and even then,” he added, his voice light, “I won’t be happy about it. Only me and dad are allowed to drive her anywhere.”
Punching the air with a little cheer, he took his eyes off the road for a brief moment to look at her, all grins. “Now see, that’s what I’m talking about. Okay, alright.” He wiggled in his seat. “Twenty bucks if I get the eyebrow twitch/neck throb combo within the first two hours,” two hours because he’s pretty sure that’s Derek’s upper limit of dealing with him. He was a merciful tormentor, after all. “After two hours, I’ll owe you twenty bucks.”
They were nearing Derek’s now.
“Whatcha say? We got a deal?”
bennctwitch:
Split Happens | B&S
“I don’t know what to tell you. It’s science, Stiles. You can’t disown me because of scientific fact. What, are you going to disown me because the Earth is flat, too?” Bonnie made a dismissive ‘pffft’ noise and waved his argument away like a swarm of gnats. “Read a book, Stilinski.”
She forced a stony expression onto her face and held it for a solid five seconds before a grin cracked over her lips, small at first before a laugh burst out of her and took hold of her features. Even if she was down to her last brain cell and believed her own tomfoolery, there wasn’t a chance that she’d try to sell her jokes as fact to Sheriff Stilinski. Stiles had a better relationship with his father than Bonnie did with her own but, even so, she wouldn’t want to do anything to compromise his health. Jokes aside, parents were a precious commodity. When you had good ones you needed to keep them around.
Another laugh erupted from Bonnie at the sight of his horrified face, victorious in its undertones. His reaction to the mention of a tapeworm was better than she had hoped. She countered his protest with a goading, “That you know of,” unable to help her simper even as she wagged her eyebrows in an insinuating sort of way. This really wasn’t the best topic of conversation over greasy fries, but they were in the thick of it now, and Bonnie was listening intently as Stiles recalled some tapeworm horror story he’d read.
Nodding in all the right places, when he neared the end of his story Bonnie cocked her head to the side and narrowed her eyes. Expression dubious and inquisitive, she wondered, “Does she sleep with her butt propped on a pillow? Because tapeworms go in one end and out the other.” His harsh rejection of the scenario earned a snort from her, and a chuckled, “It was probably a hard pass from her, too. And there goes my appetite. So long, cheesy fries, I barely knew you.”
Burying her face in her hands, to hide from both her abysmal conversation skills and her shame in not being able to make a simple confession, Bonnie was happily pulled into Stiles’ side. The scent of his cologne or body wash wafted through the cracks of her fingers and she nearly wrapped her arms around him so she could lose herself in the smell. This was why girls stole their boyfriends’ hoodies. His was the kind of scent she could snuggle up with for hours. ‘Just say it, Bonnie.’ Before she could muster her nerve he re-emphasized her coolness ranking and she emerged from her hands, and his chest, to poke his side in retaliation.
“Says the guy who can’t get bartenders to give him a second glance. You wouldn’t know cool if you were streaking through Siberia in the dead of winter.” She continued to poke him wherever she could find an opening, staving off a grin and giggle with an indignant frown as she did so. “I’m officially staging a coup. Your reign of terror is coming to an end, Stilinkski. Renounce your title and surrender to my new regime.”
Her laugh finally broke free as she continued to playfully prod him with tickling pokes for just a few more seconds. She paused her assault to plan their next date –there was that word again– smirking happily at his easy agreement. When his hand rose between them, pulled back, then lifted toward her again, Bonnie considered his offered handshake and the added bonus of sweatpants with a smirk.
“Make it a windbreaker ensemble and you have a deal.” Instead of slotting her hand into his and shaking on it, she hooked his pinky with hers, reneging, “I’ll wear a matching set so we’ll both look like idiots.” Huffing a laugh, Bonnie lifted their locked pinkies to her lips and sealed the contract with a kiss to their knuckles.
Bonnie ignored the heat that tried to climb up her neck and fill her cheeks. Casually, like her heart was knocking at her sternum, she uncurled her finger from around his with a warm smile. Gaze dropping to his mouth, she cleared her throat before pushing out of her seat and standing up again. “We should finish up the game. The sooner I lose here the sooner I can kick your ass on Zombi Raid, and I need to salvage what’s left of my pride.”
Laughing uproariously, not caring who turned to look, he was endlessly amused at the conversation as a whole (even if he was now lowkey paranoid he had a tapeworm, thanks Ms. Bennet); he nudged her with his elbow, still chuckling, shaking his head. “It came out of her ear, I swear to god that’s what I read! Google it,” he added through his mirth, “I swear it. And whilst you do,” he leant over and across to grab at a handful of fries and promptly shoved half of them into his mouth. “I’ll finish these off. Waste not want not.”
He didn’t bat her hands away when she started poking him, and only attempted to do when when she didn’t stop. “Quit it,” the words tumbled out on a laugh, and he poked her back, whilst trying to dodge more poking attempts. And when she didn’t stop, he wrapped his arm around her and drew her close once more, not giving her the leverage any more. She was tenacious though and he found himself laughing again. “Alright, alright, we’ll share! We’ll share! I can be the coolest guy and you can be the coolest witch, how’s that?”
Keeping her close, long after she’d stopped her poking and teasing, he wasn’t expecting the offered handshake to be turned into a pinky promise. Or for her to remember the kiss to seal it that he’d been taught; he could feel the back of his neck get warm in pleased embarrassment and something warm squirmed in his stomach (some might call them butterflies, but Stiles couldn’t stop thinking about damn tapeworms) even as he lifted their hands and pressed a kiss to their knuckles. “Now it’s a proper deal. I don’t have a windbreaker, but I’m sure you’ll share yours with me.”
He watched her for a moment as she stood, feeling a little warm, before clapping his hands and pushing himself to his feet. “Right then, let’s do this.” Wiping his hands down on his jeans, he hefted up a bowling bowl and rolled his shoulders. “I gotta say, I’m looking forward to seeing your Zombi Raid skills.”