i’m dying squirtle

30/m/fl cis/het he/him

[bidoof]

bidoof’s law #2: suck my fucking dick

[bidoof]

people on this site usually: don’t sexualize characters from shows and games for little kids or else little kids will have to see gross porn of their favorite characters when they google them!!!

people on this site this week for some reason: oh fuck what if peach from mario had big balloon boobs and dressed like a bondage slave and was extremely sexually aggressive

[bibidebabideboo]

(カバさんのツイート: “海遊館のアザラシ丸すぎ笑… ”から)

[drpepperphd]

[karl-skripeli91jccu4]

Easily Find The Sex Partner You Want Right Here !!

[drpepperphd]

no time for that karl…

[bidoof]

god coalchella was epic

[cloudthesamoyed]

melted

[miamidice-deactivated20140112]

[nianco156]

☁🐦

[longzone222]

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image submitted by @triawes

[small-funny]

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[bidoof]

[bidoof]

i’m ready for coalchella

[wrestling-giffer]

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

To ensure a separation of powers, the U.S. Federal Government is made up of three branches: legislative, executive and judicial.

[sweet-bitsy]

Why are they dissing him

[glutko]

Pingas is 25 years old

[tackledummies]

[suppermariobroth]

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Yoshi’s voice actor’s real voice, restored by slowing down his voice samples by 50%.

[hollowtones]

this is surreal. this is distressing. Mortal ears were never meant to hear the sounds of Final Yoshi…