"Salutations my fellow heroes"

"Good day, my name is White Hat, though others call me father White. I hold the title of the world's greatest hero and the head of world's largest hero assosiation, academy, and dealer in heroic nessesities and products. I look forward to speaking with you but I must ask for no press or poparazzi." (indie roleplay blog for white hat from my personal heroic au that i call the virtueous au. mun is over 18. this blog is still a wip so rules and other info will develop as time goes by) 

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Ok so Dick is the abusive bro of inventor James Smalley, and James and lil Hannah got spirited away to live with BH and not get hit, but James got caught and nearly beat to death on a grocery run. BH took it as a declaration of war, James told him about more sketchy dealings of Dick, which led to Nexus an he finding out it was experiments on kids, and now BH is pissed enough to team up with an actual hero as both are intent on taking that down.

(i cant get over his name. its hilarious. black hat and Apollyon join forces to beat the small dick! a thrilling adventure and fun for the whole family! IM GON CRY AAA IM SORRY)

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(I come back and one of the first things I hear is “dick smalley” and i’m freaking dead now)

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"Hehe! Look, I made a hat!"

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"Memory thinks I'll like this game. It looks adorable so I'm trying it out."

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???: a dark, wicked, devilish figure appears* I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE! THEN I SHALL COMMIT GENOCIDE TO ALL LIFE! AHAHAHAHAAAAA *summons nightmare sabers* ARE YOU READY TO WATCH YOUR WORLD BURN IDIOT?!

(by nightmare sabers I assume you mean swords since sabers are literally just a type of sword...)

While the villain oh so kindly spewed their plan, White Hat’s trusty revolver, Ave Maria, was aimed fully loaded straight at the figure. He then spoke in a very VERY firm voice, “stop right there and don’t move! Slowly put the weapons down and put your hands on your head, now! You are under arrest for trespassing on private property, criminal threats, and brandishing a weapon against a peace officer!” He’s done this so many times before that he almost looks bored.

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*pokes u and runs away* ,:33333

A confused White Hat has successfully been poke!

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(Hey guys! Sorry I keep disappearing but here's an update on WHs design as well as a look at his wings both fully opened and closed.)

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Open M!A Lil BH Starter~

He didn’t know where he was, or how he’d gotten there – all he knew was that his entire surroundings had changed abruptly, and he needed to find somewhere to hide fast. Before he knew what the state of play was, he’d have to keep a low profile, try to learn as much as he could about this new environment. He was also hungry, though… hopefully it wouldn’t be too much harder to swipe something to eat here.

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“Alright Memory, I’ll catch up with you later. There’s something I have to take care of here first,” White Hat and the cloven lady bid their goodbyes before Memory took off, hooves clopping onto concrete as she left the mansion. White Hat was left standing in the foyer.

He knew he wasn’t alone. The scent was there but was heavily distorted by youth. The hero stood silently gaze downcasted and wings fully closed instead of the usual part way that makes him look bigger, waiting for the intruder to either reveal themselves or move so he can collect more info on the current situation.

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What were you like as a kid?

“I honestly don’t remember.”

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“Oh it’s your house so you can have your alone time.”

“Yes, I thought that was obvious...”

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One thing I do know for certain is that he did not willingly change into a child, it was imposed upon him. From observation, it does not appear that he knows where he is, but the possibility of that being disorientation from the change cannot be discounted.

“... I hope he’s okay.”

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“The manor is not haunted is it?”

“I... What? No!”

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“Mr. white Hat! Long time no see!” Melody waved and giggled.

“Why hello there little miss Melody. A pleasure to see you again!” Her wave was returned.

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hannah-the-small:

Tanya puffed out her chest as their path was blocked, trying to make herself look bigger as she jabbed a thumb into her own chest, “We ain’t going to no police station! We’re not doing anything wrong!!” She snapped, her brother gripped her free hand giving it a small worried tug.

“W-We do have someone looking after us, honest! We’re adopted.” It felt a bit odd saying that but what else could he say, it was the truth after all.

“We’ll be going back, we know it’ll be dark soon.” He promised as his sister grumbled. It was clear she didn’t want to go back so soon, however Dave didn’t want to be dragged to the police station. Not like last time.

He was about to say something before the boy spoke up and was visibly relieved by what he said. White Hat retracted his wing and spoke in a less serious tone, “ah, I appreciate you telling me this, young man. Thank you.” The hero stood back up and rested his hands on his hips with a friendly expression. “Now, it’s still dangerous for children to be out in public without adult supervision, especially if it’s about to be dark soon. Would you kids mind if walk with you two on your way home just to make sure nothing bad happens? I’d hate to see two bright young kids get hurt, and it’s always better to be safe than sorry.”

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“You’re alright with a human hanging around?”

“The manor is closed to the public, but you are still welcomed to send questions.”

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I'm not sure they do.... or if he was at home when it happened.

“Anonymous I do not want ‘I’m not sure’s, I need definitives. And if you’re lying to me, I’ll be extremely pissed off.”

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“I’m jessica.”

“Nice to meet you, Jessica.”