[calellon]

tumblr is so dirty for introducing you to the most amazing people you could ever imagine and then putting them right on the other side of the planet

[haganez]

i think of this video once a week

[89thalice]

Transcription: A man stands in front of the camera with the caption “A story time from when I was a girl” next to him and trans flags adorning the video. “Ayo, let me give y’all a story time. You know I’m transgender, I was born a girl I transitioned into a man but let me give y’all a story time from when I was a girl. So, me and all my stud friends, we getting ready to go to this party we all dressed in all white.  One of my friends decided like, ‘Ay y’all, let’s all wear our straps to the party.’ So we all dumb, ‘Aight, bet!’ So, we all wear it to the party. We get to the party, it’s a basement party, back in the day, you know what I’m saying, so, nobody can really see. So, this girl get to twerking on me, she feeling me, giving me her number, dadadadada (said to mean etc.) We meet up after the party at her house, me and all my friends. So, we all go into seperate rooms dadadadada. So, we did what we had to do. So, I ain’t talk to shawty for like, two and a half months and I get a random text from this number like, ‘Yeah, like I been trying to call you and talk to you.’ And I’m like, ‘For what?’ you know what I’m saying, [I’m trying to] ignore you, like, it was a one night thing. She’s like, ‘Yeah, I’m pregnant and it’s your baby dadadadada…’ And I’m like, ‘Shawty, I’m a girl.’ and like, showing her pictures of like, what, me in a sports bra. No, she like ‘No, that’s your sister I’m not stupid I know who I had sex with that night.’ Um, so, to this day I got a child out there. Hey son-”

[pogasm]

finally. the first transmasc absentee father

[arirna]

[greenfelt-deactivated20220219]

[eyezehuhh]

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

[prince-luffy]

The face of a changed man:

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[sylvilagus]

she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move

[sexycraisinthanos]

#IS . IS THE SECOND PHOTO EDITED OR ARE THE PEOPLE JUST LIKE 4’2 WHAT THE FUCK THAT LOOKS FAKE

She literally just looks like that

And she has matching friends

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

[angelsarelistening]

very important add on: she has a lady dimitrescu cosplay instagram

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

Of course she does

[bnprime]

hahahaa

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[commonstarguy]

[realsebastianstan]

[braisedbeancurd-deactivated2022]

[pastabot]

any girls online

[pastabot]

Hello?

[boogie-woogie-boogie]

They all despawned :(

[pastabot]

By the nine divines this can’t be happening

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

who wanna be nonbinary with me in my bedroom

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What did I mean by this

[woodrider]

My manager told me to refill the hand sanitizer dispensers which require a key to open and when I asked her for the key she handed me this

[jaidefinichon]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

theyre happy to see each other

[efortmanteau]

when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function

[trusty-tnoyc]

@z-t00n

[z-t00n-deactivated20240811]

I just had to draw them

[girldraki]

have to say a lot of Gender Neutral Baby Name Lists do make me wonder if anyone on those websites is fucking trying. famously gender neutral names “eden” and you know what never mind there are bigger problems than these lists’ questionable neutrality actually

[girldraki]

[bisulla]

fUCK

[donesparce]

what the fuck is a blue alert and why have i received the same one 3 times in a row

i literally do not care i turned off my alerts why the fuck does this one get to come through and set off my phone when its on FUCKING SILENT

[donesparce]

Apparently this is a new thing for texas and I fucking hate it because it bypassed all my alert and sound setting to blast my ears

[donesparce]

Very cool of texas to give us officer down notifications

[donesparce]

the reviews are in

[creepish]

You are extremely off putting. want to be friends

[virginalbehemoth-deactivated202]

why do women kiss each other so elegantly onscreen. get a little ugly with it. for my sake

[virginalbehemoth-deactivated202]

get hungry! literally why is it that when men and women kiss each other onscreen they’re so hungry they look like theyre morphing into one being and when men kiss each other onscreen they’re so hungry they look like theyre morphing into one being but when women kiss each other onscreen theyre still so separate. can anyone understand me [taps mic] is this thing on

[virginalbehemoth-deactivated202]

ahaha yesss im getting all the gay women on this post its all coming together yes yessss

[dankmemeuniversity]

[valtsv]

it’s called homoeroticism. try it sometime.