[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[vintage-tigre]

[ambrecream]

a commission for rodamoon on bluesky!

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[dreg-heap]

10 years ago

[crown-princess-carrion]

advicejob from a girl with huge tips

[redstonedust]

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[thunderpibb]

pic that makes me weep every time i see it

[cloevr]

my dad sent me 50 dollars after i sent him this pic

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Phenomenal

[userfinalgirls]

[browtfdamn]

Death wolf hella gay!!!

[katlovesshrimps]

I love that my job is to create new milfs for yall to thirst after frankly I'm more important than the troops

[katlovesshrimps]

not like any of you needed convincing but this was the first thing I saw upon opening bumble

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[woodrider]

every competitive sports eligibility rule is so bullshit it's like "if you're a cis man you can only play in mixed events and if you're a cis woman you can play in mixed events or gender based events but if you're a trans guy you can't play at all because you take testosterone and if you're a trans girl you can play but you have to undergo a series of rigorous tests and submit a mountain of paperwork" and the sport is throwing frisbees

[woodrider]

wasn't exaggerating btw

[woodrider]

like if you can already have mixed events why have the gendered ones at all? i dont get it

[woodrider]

every competitive sports eligibility rule is so bullshit it's like "if you're a cis man you can only play in mixed events and if you're a cis woman you can play in mixed events or gender based events but if you're a trans guy you can't play at all because you take testosterone and if you're a trans girl you can play but you have to undergo a series of rigorous tests and submit a mountain of paperwork" and the sport is throwing frisbees

[woodrider]

wasn't exaggerating btw

[woodrider]

every competitive sports eligibility rule is so bullshit it's like "if you're a cis man you can only play in mixed events and if you're a cis woman you can play in mixed events or gender based events but if you're a trans guy you can't play at all because you take testosterone and if you're a trans girl you can play but you have to undergo a series of rigorous tests and submit a mountain of paperwork" and the sport is throwing frisbees

[greatest-columns-and-opinions]

Mold rage?