[crown-princess-carrion]

advicejob from a girl with huge tips

[redstonedust]

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[thunderpibb]

pic that makes me weep every time i see it

[cloevr]

my dad sent me 50 dollars after i sent him this pic

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Phenomenal

[userfinalgirls]

[browtfdamn]

Death wolf hella gay!!!

[katlovesshrimps]

I love that my job is to create new milfs for yall to thirst after frankly I'm more important than the troops

[katlovesshrimps]

not like any of you needed convincing but this was the first thing I saw upon opening bumble

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[woodrider]

every competitive sports eligibility rule is so bullshit it's like "if you're a cis man you can only play in mixed events and if you're a cis woman you can play in mixed events or gender based events but if you're a trans guy you can't play at all because you take testosterone and if you're a trans girl you can play but you have to undergo a series of rigorous tests and submit a mountain of paperwork" and the sport is throwing frisbees

[woodrider]

wasn't exaggerating btw

[woodrider]

like if you can already have mixed events why have the gendered ones at all? i dont get it

[woodrider]

every competitive sports eligibility rule is so bullshit it's like "if you're a cis man you can only play in mixed events and if you're a cis woman you can play in mixed events or gender based events but if you're a trans guy you can't play at all because you take testosterone and if you're a trans girl you can play but you have to undergo a series of rigorous tests and submit a mountain of paperwork" and the sport is throwing frisbees

[woodrider]

wasn't exaggerating btw

[woodrider]

every competitive sports eligibility rule is so bullshit it's like "if you're a cis man you can only play in mixed events and if you're a cis woman you can play in mixed events or gender based events but if you're a trans guy you can't play at all because you take testosterone and if you're a trans girl you can play but you have to undergo a series of rigorous tests and submit a mountain of paperwork" and the sport is throwing frisbees

[greatest-columns-and-opinions]

Mold rage?

[woodrider]

skyrim modders will create the most interesting helpful game changing immersion adding performance improving mods and name it shit like Beautifully Overhauled and Objectively Better Icons Enriched for SkyUI, (BOOBIES for short)

[cosmicanger]

[doubleca5t]

Something that tilts me about the way online culture has developed is that it feels like no one knows how to be a proper fucking provocateur anymore. Like people have been making "edgy" art for as long as the written word has existed but there is a certain social contract that comes with putting something out into the world that you know will offend people, which is that the offense is to be expected. It annoys me to no end when someone puts something out into the world that is so obviously offensive in some way shape or form and then spends all day complaining about people trying to "cancel" them or that no one respects "free expression" or that their critics are being "puritanical" or whatever. Like I'm sorry if you're going to say something obviously provocative I don't wanna hear you whining like a little bitch baby when people are provoked. Cause like no shit my guy what did you think was going to happen????

[doubleca5t]

This is what so many people sound like to me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm in fucking stitches dude