[ambrecream]

a commission for rodamoon on bluesky!

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[dreg-heap]

10 years ago

[crown-princess-carrion]

advicejob from a girl with huge tips

[redstonedust]

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[thunderpibb]

pic that makes me weep every time i see it

[cloevr]

my dad sent me 50 dollars after i sent him this pic

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Phenomenal

[userfinalgirls]

[browtfdamn]

Death wolf hella gay!!!

[katlovesshrimps]

I love that my job is to create new milfs for yall to thirst after frankly I'm more important than the troops

[katlovesshrimps]

not like any of you needed convincing but this was the first thing I saw upon opening bumble

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[woodrider]

every competitive sports eligibility rule is so bullshit it's like "if you're a cis man you can only play in mixed events and if you're a cis woman you can play in mixed events or gender based events but if you're a trans guy you can't play at all because you take testosterone and if you're a trans girl you can play but you have to undergo a series of rigorous tests and submit a mountain of paperwork" and the sport is throwing frisbees

[woodrider]

wasn't exaggerating btw

[woodrider]

like if you can already have mixed events why have the gendered ones at all? i dont get it

[woodrider]

every competitive sports eligibility rule is so bullshit it's like "if you're a cis man you can only play in mixed events and if you're a cis woman you can play in mixed events or gender based events but if you're a trans guy you can't play at all because you take testosterone and if you're a trans girl you can play but you have to undergo a series of rigorous tests and submit a mountain of paperwork" and the sport is throwing frisbees

[woodrider]

wasn't exaggerating btw

[woodrider]

every competitive sports eligibility rule is so bullshit it's like "if you're a cis man you can only play in mixed events and if you're a cis woman you can play in mixed events or gender based events but if you're a trans guy you can't play at all because you take testosterone and if you're a trans girl you can play but you have to undergo a series of rigorous tests and submit a mountain of paperwork" and the sport is throwing frisbees

[greatest-columns-and-opinions]

Mold rage?

[woodrider]

skyrim modders will create the most interesting helpful game changing immersion adding performance improving mods and name it shit like Beautifully Overhauled and Objectively Better Icons Enriched for SkyUI, (BOOBIES for short)

[cosmicanger]