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the most i blogged lately and it was all for nothing!

GOODBYE.

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Dobby Pussy Indulgence

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Dobby Pussy Indulgence

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The Pope Walks Into The Shop. Bangs His Sceptre On The Ground. And Demands A Dobby Pussy Indulgence

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YOU CANT DO THIS…ON CONKREAT

DONH

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warning: DJ Khaled

I got a friend of a friend who helps manage a venue that booked Khaled a while ago. 11:00 PM, no show. 12:00 PM, no show. folks throwin shit at the stage. I think round 12:45 he shows up, spends ten minutes trying to get the crowd to chant his name, he plays two songs he had nothin to do with, walks off stage and somehow gets a drunk girl to follow him. they fuck in the elevator for less than a minute and Khaled leaves khum on the fuckin ground for the venue to clean up

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Her bath water probably tastes so delicious

I didnt say a name but she popped into your head didnt she

Of course not...

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cave men were right… computer bad

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and cave WOMEN 😏

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