Hey, woah

I am comfortable here, this is where I belong, everything is right and nothing could go wrong!

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[twistcmyk]

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

[parawyrm]

More from that one post

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[parawyrm]

[excerpto]

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[punkitt-is-here]

there is a myth told by the Dark Powers That Be that you get uglier as you get fatter. That is the devil speaking. You actually get way hotter the more weight you put on, it happened to me

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[funny-tik-toks]

[funny-tik-toks]

[aquasine0]

flavor of the day

[specimenthings]

i downloaded every single GIF of lucky ducky because i love him

@desk-drawerr thank you for giving us this creature

he's lagging my tumblr so now he's you're guys problem too

i accidently added star walker but oh well he's a duck now

update: oh my god guys calm down 😭😭😭😭 check out my other posts i promise im cool

[lamignonette]

[mercurymascara]

[kaban-bang]

[yanguang]

the cutes..