horse divorce

rook, he/her, i'm an adult. twitter @corviiid, ao3 @ unsungillumination.

[corviiids]

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hi am rook. he/her, pls not they, but it's chill if you forget.

twitter @ corviiid | ao3 @ unsungillumination

main tags:

#rookposting - me when i talk

#rookfic - fic from rook (me)

#rookthots - meta (ie someone sent an ask and i wrote a thesis)

#is for me - tagged for me / given to me

#peer reviewed - post in collaboration / my tags added / i add someone else's tags on my post

#muppet odyssey - i wrote a muppet odyssey

#dnaa - my death note x ace attorney crossover au

if you are here from one of my generic big posts don't follow me unless you're cool with non fucking stop persona death note and homer's iliad. im trying to protect you. im you from the future or something.

anons are usually off. if you want me to answer something privately please let me know!

if ive made a post unrebloggable, please please don't screenshot and repost it. i know i can't stop you but i can ask you nicely!! if you respect that, i really really appreciate it 💖

going for groceries if anyone wants anything!

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[ammnontet]

the haunted game

[cikero]

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

[cikero]

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

[f-rngl]

"this moment, right now, is also volleyball." (2020)

[what-even-is-thiss]

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

[artist-lord]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[pengosolvent]

Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

[chuukiyouwu]

Happy birthday to my precious one 🥞 0602

[flowerbleedme]

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

[vro0m]

This image of Messi celebrating while the others are fighting behind him is truly the symbol of this world cup

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real