FEED ME

He sure looks like plant food to me!

[nebulamii]

kinsects deserve praise too!

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[eternal-fractal]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[doodlegirll]

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

[tea-and-conspiracy]

Ishgardian greeting cards be like

[swingbeard]

@entropytea @sporebat

[wrathion]

in case anyone hasn’t experienced deathwing’s dance animation

[prussianmemes]

i almost forgot this blessed video exists

[hazoret]

Wait there’s another one of these

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

If memory serves, what happened was that someone took a video of a Ukrainian military band playing some other song and dubbed a realistic-sounding version of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis over it. This proceeded to be everywhere on the internet, enough so that the band that put on the original performance caught wind of it, and decided to capitalize on its popularity by actually performing the song. This video is the latter version.

[artbytesslyn]

Female character design with this passive gaze:

bottoms everywhere: thats my favorite character

[artbytesslyn]

[writingandmusicandfandoms]

The very religious Horse Girl from my high school posted this picture on her facebook page and I'm-

This is unintentionally better than any shitpost I've ever seen.

[wiittyusername]

Undertale - Hot Dog French Fries (Extended Version)

Hard to believe it’s been a year already… I guess you all asked for this

Up on Youtube for better quality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BwygBWGhRQ

Credits: Original song ‘Skeletons’ by DomFera  Choreography for the first dance section by @brakken 

[halianfromplanetzork]

I wasn’t aware there was a LONGER VERSION!!

[40kmemes]

One question has plagued Ork philosophy more than any other...

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[awfulmidis]

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

NO FUCKING WAY

[saint-soap]

im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

Keep reading

[mistysoulreave]

@lesleylycan

[opaleyedprince]

kermit-specific gw2 condition images

yes for all 15 because i have no self control

agony

Keep reading

[max-out-of-ten]

[thenumberfives]

this is literally dodogama’s intro right

[thedovahcat]

@novasiri

[constant-diablerie]

HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM

[a-wizard-deactivated20230904]

[uriirhay-deactivated20200527]

You know what time it is

[whenarrowssing]

There’s so much amazing shit going on in this picture

They need to make this into a giant poster print because…

You have Shanoa and Cait Sith having a date on Shinryu’s wing

Sephirot and Titan about to throw down

Sophia, Zurvan, and Xande having a three way bro fist

Sophia’s daughter head thing and CoD making googoo eyes at each other

Ravana and Odin being sword bros while Garuda is the valley girl we all knew she was

Moggle Mog playing with Ramuh’s mustache because of course he is he’s a fucking moogle

Bismark squishing Typhon squishing Ultros, while Thordan kicks Ultros in the face

And Hresvelgr hamming it up in the bottom corner with his big ass smile and fucking eye sparkle.

Hresvelgr has a mother fucking eye sparkle.