Big Elephants Never Forget

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[katbot]

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: 

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[bryonycloud]

is this true

[thebootydiaries]

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

[toastbutteregg]

don’t question the facts

[zylv-blog]

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

[prettyyinpunkk]

remember far east movement

RIP 2011-2011

[whoopsrobots]

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane

[marvellegends]

[thebootydiaries]

so my sister did my henna and i got some rly cool selfies out of it??

[thebootydiaries]

bye

[justbadpuns]

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

[tibets]

[ultimatepisshead-deactivated202]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gawaaine]

Calm down, Peeta

[britishpike]

#i don’t remember this part of catching fire

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

[mikelikeschickennuggets]

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[weloveshortvideos]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

I’m happy for her

[weloveshortvideos]