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Now is the summer of our discontent… made waistcoatless and hatless by this sun (of a B)

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There may come a time when the heat of summer wins and I wear shorts and a short sleeve shirt, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!! THIS DAY WE SUIT UP!!!

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When no one recognizes you because your stripes can’t be seen from space…

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87 degrees F (30 C). Facing a true Sophie’s Choice. The hat or the waistcoat? Damn you summer! Damn you to hell!!!

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“Are you a model?”

”Only in the sense that most people don’t believe I’m real”

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Alert: sick man flashes his suit lining to unsuspecting strangers!! What depravity is next? Seeing his shirt garters or braces? Oh won’t someone please think of the children!!

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Little known fact, the fifth horseman of the apocalypse is “Dress Codes”. A terrifying apparition for the modern human.

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And now Ladies and Gentlemen, in the center ring, behold the man who is shaped like a cube!

(Cue Ooohhhs and Aaaahhhs)

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“I can hear those buttons screaming in Agony”

”Speaking as a physician, you should know there are medications that can help with that”

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One day you’re just a fat kid in the 80’s wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt, and the next thing you know, you’re in your 50’s, dressed like a robber baron and Al Capone had a love child and trying to figure out if Rizz and Aura are totally sus or not

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“You look like James Bond!”

”I guess if 3 or 4 James Bond’s were all wearing the same suit at the same time”

[hand-free]

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“You are one of the only ones I’ve seen pull off a Bowler hat!”

”Thanks. You know, it’s round, I’m round, it all fits”

[tankertubbs]

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Be the guy who looks like he’s on the cover of IBM Weekly circa 1986

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When the pilot sees you going through security and just takes off, not wanting to have to calculate your (and your clothe’s) ballast

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Some see a fool in a suit on vacation. All I see is the SPF 10000 I need to survive