big mama peaches' tumbler dump

my cats, my food, my celebrity boyfriends, and other shit that probably isn't relevant to you.

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If the idea isn't totally aversive, I highly suggest donating blood. My next donation will be a "Power Red" because my blood type can provide more.. I dunno.. blood goblins. Look, I am not That Kind of Medical Provider. My goal is to join the Gallon Club. Special Thanks for the Invite and Inspo, @opaljules and @howelloren, who are just W H O L E S O M E Midwest folks. I love you. #RedCross #BloodDonor #TypeOPositive #GallonClubGoal Image Description: a pale white woman with blue eyes is wearing an all black ensemble of a beanie hat, tank top with mirrored aviator sunglasses, and KN95 mask. Her eyes look haggard and she has a red and white name tag that reads "Alyssa 8:30". There is a blood pressure cuff on her left arm while donating blood. (at Hilton Phoenix/Chandler) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdIB4ufrXoJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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And now for something completely different. Henry was born three years ago today. I barely remember the Time Before. He is using more language, developing his tastes (he loves avacado and pineapple anything), and becoming a real boy. He is magnificent. We got fresh family portraits for the occasion. Let me tell you, I am not a fan of cramped spaces with a lot of people, and I do not regulate my body temperature when I get overwhelmed. We made it through though. And with spectacular results! Behold! Image descriptions: a 3-year-old white toddler wearing red and black Buffalo checkers sits into front of a wooden backdrop with a banner that reads "happy birthday", in two more photos he is posed in front of a gray backdrop, in the rest, four generations of family in various poses, all wearing red and black Buffalo checkers, against a sparkly gold backdrop. Shout out to our photographer, RJ, who was able to do the job well and quickly! I highly recommend going to The Picture People in Chandler, they deliver. I'm not even paid to tell you that. #HPalovesip #3YearOld #3YearsOld #ProudMom #FourGenerations #4Generations #FamilyPortraits #PicturePeopleChandler (at Picture People) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ71ibevQc2/?utm_medium=tumblr

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His regalness, Horatio, was assisted across the rainbow bridge yesterday evening. Bornt in the woods of Kentucky (probably), he "just came runnin' out" one day, and into the arms of some random meth-lovin' Kentuckian who decided to throw two more kittens into their unwashed caravan.. I found Horatio, and Haberdash, in East Mesa, in a trailer full of animals. I was supposed to pay money for them, but they were both so full of ear mites and parasites I knew I'd need that money to help them.. The first night, both kitties broke out of the apartment throw a window screen after destroying my tomoto seedling greenhouse. Horatio only made it to just below the window, paralyzed with fear of the outside world. Picking him up, I suggested that he COULD just be my kitty, should he choose that. He chose, in time, to be my kitty. He had a wart on his right ear. His left paw had benign grows. He slept on my head, like a Russian hat. His belly pouch hung even before he gained weight, SWANGIN'. He didn't just meow, he cried and cooed. He bit a lady once, but she was probably made of ham and LIES. HORATIO WAS A GOOD KITTY. Image Description: a digitally edited portrait of a gray cat. He has both ears up and looks proud. Behind him is a busy apartment shelf. #Horatio #MommysKitty #GoodKitty #BestBoi #GoodbyeFriend (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ69w82FPx-/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I apparently have a new hobby. A second self-defense tool, also made from Paracord, a 7 ball, keyrings, and brass knuckles. My house is now out of knuckles. Image description: on rust-colored linen is coiled a black and rainbow paparcord keychain with a 7 bollards ball macramed at one end and brass knuckles on the other. The letters "U-C-K" are visible across three knuckles. #SelfDefense #SelfDefenseTool #GetBackWhip #FeminineUrge #Paracord #7Ball #SelfDefenseKeychain (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZXrKp2Plm5/?utm_medium=tumblr

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The feminine urge to craft a 24" self-defense tool using a pair of brass knuckles, a 7 ball, some keyrings, and two strands of Paracord. Fightin' Words Potential: "Wanna [taste/see what's over] the rainbow?", "Y'all 'bout to see two rainbows." Drop some in the comments. Image Description; on a shadey rust-colored linen is coiled a black and rainbow rope featuring a wrapped billiards ball at one end, brass knuckles in the middle, and keychains at the top. #FeminineUrge #SelfDefense #SelfDefenseKeychain #7Ball #Homemade #Paracord #ArtsAndCrafts #Ally (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZXIzCWpkiT/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Two occurrences today: Hank awoke looking like a dirty baby owl, and I finished tidying our patio! A Merry Yule indeed! Image descriptions: 1. A narrow outdoor patio is lined with dark red rugs, at the far end is a shelf housing gardening equipment and plants, from the rafters hang prayer flags and wind chimes. 2. A male toddler wearing a green shirt has while brown hair with tufts on either side of his head. #MerryYule #Yule2021 #CleanedSpaces #Patio #ProudMom #HPLovesip (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/bigmamapeaches/p/CX6gvQ3prEf/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I am high-key obsessed with how this bracelet interacts with my wrist tattoo. Thank you, @fantasia_crystals, for always having the best bits. It also comes with a red cord. #FantasiaCrystals #EvilEye #EvilEyeBracelet #GiftIdeas Image Description: an All Seeing Eye tattoo aligns perfectly with an Evil Eye bead with two small gold beads on either side, on a black cord. (at Fantasia Crystals) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXFspLbrbuG/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I made a tiny gnome. Merry Crisis. #Gnome #GnomeCraft #GnomeDIY #GnomesOfInstagram #MerryCrisis #MerryChrysler [Image Description] an outstretched hand cups a tiny gnome wearing a fuzzy pink outfit. Only the beard and nose are visible from under the hat. (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CW4tDdoL6hV/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I'm not a fan of Covid humor, BUT, I CANNOT ignore that the Omicron variant makes me want to watch The Mick on repeat. Chester Omicron from Jupiter, Florida, of episode 5. Get aquatinted. [Image Description] Fuzzy screenshot of the character Chester Omicron from the television show The Mick. #TheMick #ChesterOmicron #Omicron (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CW0pludpJ9O/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I work near a Dollar Tree these days and have enough break time to view Tik Toks for cheap crafts, SO I cobbled this self out of three wooden trays, two rulers, a little hacksaw and wood glue ALL FROM DOLLAR TREE. I may be obsessed. Image Description: a small three-section shelf painted with a black light-reactive evil eye motif in blues and oranges. The shelves are lined with alternating purple, maroon, and yellow felt. #DollarTreeCrafts #DollarTreeDIY #ArtsAndCrafts #Homemade #EvilEye (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVb1B5zFg5S/?utm_medium=tumblr

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The strap on my beloved pouch died, BUT I have been #blessed with a job that allows me to keep my hands busy during video trainings. Finger weaving. New strap. And it has multiple points for attachments.. rocket launchers. Oil slicks. Thumb tacks. Adventure Pouch!! Shout out to @girlscouts for teaching me the skill, and @wastelandweekend for encouraging continued creativity. Image Description: a heavily decorated green canvas pouch with a long black woven strap with carabineers and a grey slide knot. #ThatsMyPurse #IDontKnowYou #WastelandWeekend #wastelander #Haven #GirlScouts #FingerWeaving (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSlIAYhrEjb/?utm_medium=tumblr

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@alekspaun says he's done on Snowpiercer Season 3, and I am so delighted! If y'all haven't watched.. look, I'm addicted. We could even start a book club, if you want. The Volunteer Breachworker Book Club. Please. Anyone? Watch Snowpiercer (the tv series), watch Snowpiercer (the movie), read Snowpiercer. Talk to me about it. Image Description: a white woman holds up a copy of a Snowpiercer graphic novel. She is absolutely wearing her Breachworker outfit. #Snowpiercer #SnowpiercerTV #SnowpiercerSeries #VolunteerBreachWorker #VolunteerBreachWorkerBookClub #BreachWorker #Breachmen #OneTrain #TeamBoki #TeamWilford #cosplay #FanArt (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRmUjGWJPQm/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I procured a Jericho/Resurrection Rose/Flower. Whichever name you prefer, I am happy to be it's caregiver, because it is a beautiful beast. In the first picture, the plant is all dried and curled up at 2pm yesterday, nearly the size of a softball. The second picture, it has been moved to a 12" pie dish and has begun to blossom, at about 10:30am today. The third image contains information on where you can also get one! Thank you, @fantasia_crystals! The forth picture is the giant horn I am growing out of the top of my head after knocking my noodle on the monkey bars this morning. It is confirmed visible from space. Give me your pity and well wishes. #RoseOfJericho #JerichoRose #JerichoFlower #ResurrectionRose #ResurrectionPlant #FantasiaCrystals #PlantMom #MildConcussion #HeadInjury #WatchOut (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPljDbxrZZs/?utm_medium=tumblr

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We have rainbow-flashing window clings, and it created an opportunity to take and edit this picture. It has a very Saint Lovesip vibe, like one of those old saint cards. Here's the Amazon link for the clings: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0837QPPZ4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_2XRSQQTAE65ATHPJ79Q7?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 Image Description: a white male toddler in dark colored tank top and shorts sits on a brown carpet. Behind him is a white wall with a rainbow halo surrounding the toddler. #HPLovesip #ToddlersOfInstagram #27MonthsOld #27MonthOld #PrivacyFilm #WindowClings #WindowCling #ProudMom #SaintLovesip #GoodBaby (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPMpcPwJjFm/?utm_medium=tumblr

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My latest uv clings came, and I am stoked that my home is fully covered, both for privacy and the power bill! Well, I'll let y'all know if it really helps the power bill.. Just look how pretty. Image Description: two backlit sliding window panels covered by a window cling featuring abstract stained glass goldfish. #UVClings #WindowClings #WindowCling #UVCover #UVProtection (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/COjCQ3hpeHd/?igshid=1ge7qd23gepyi

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🎶 the best part of wakin' up.. 🎶 HP doesn't understand personal space while he's awake either. Image Description: a white woman and toddler lay in early morning darkness with their faces very close. #GoodMorning #HPLovesip #ToddlersOfInstagram #ToddlerLife #26MonthOld #26MonthsOld #SleepyBaby (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/COh-Cmyp_9d/?igshid=1fquz6ed0nu19

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🥑Update. Split image. On the left, my avacado tree on April 29th. On the right, today, with large new top leaves and a pair of smaller leaves on the second stem. It now lives happily behind UV-blocking privacy film without issue, and is bright green throughout. I also have two very promising seedlings developing! #IndoorGardening #ArizonaGardening #Avacado #AvacadoTree #HomeGrown #IndoorTree #IndoorTrees #GrowYourOwn (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/COge87Sp_yP/?igshid=1fcggc1n943zy