my first amazing digital circus picture/fanart and it happens to be Jax sneezing XD art by me, please do not repost on non-snez kink/fet blogs, thanks!

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occasionally subtle

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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my first amazing digital circus picture/fanart and it happens to be Jax sneezing XD art by me, please do not repost on non-snez kink/fet blogs, thanks!
Kinger sneeze oh please? your style is so good!
!!! DNI NON - KINK BLOG AND MINORS DNI, DO NOT REPOST !!!
Sorry it took me forever to get back to you Anon! I had a really silly idea for this so I wanted to draw it
!!THIS IS 18+ KINK CONTENT! PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG TO NON KINK BLOG! MINORS DNI!!
Did a K/in//ge/r commission for @crtissue ! thank you so much for this commission it was really fun!! I should definitely do more stuff like this!
love it when whumpee is high as a kite on painkillers. their brain-to-mouth filter becomes non-existent.
caretaker is by their side, taking care of them as they babble and giggle and cry. caretaker tries not to let the things whumpee says get to them. a more honest idea of what happened to them is horrifying and heart-wrenching.
"oh, this doesn't hurt—" a little giggle, "Before, I had to stay still and. there were, veryyy big needles, and it would make me cry. but then I'd get hurt. more."
"blankets? for me? why? but I won't die if I'm not warm!"
"no, no, let me stay on the floor! please don't hurt me, please, I'll be good, don't tell—" choking on whumper's name, "—please. I'll do anything."
"hey, do you think I'm broken?"
"c'n sl'p?" mumbling drowsily, "y'u c'n thr'w me o'ts'd aft'r!"
caretaker has to endeavour to make their voice gentle and unassuming, their responses soothing. they can't let their anger or their sadness show. they can't.
Whump Prompt #1744
Submitted by Anon - thanks!
Battle Injury/Self sacrifice: Whumpee with a concerning martyr complex steps in front of caretaker to protect them and gets impaled by the enemy's sword in their place. Caretaker watches in horror as whumpee goes limp and caretaker is covered in whumpee's blood. Post battle, caretaker feels immense guilt and worry as they treat unconscious whumpee.
I get a kick out of combining my fetish with niche interests because it means i get to have wholly unique thoughts. Im the only one who’s thinking up scenarios where glup shitto would be sneezing his head off. Im the supreme leader over a kingdom of one.
little bit of dialogue that came to mind
"Heh'Khschew!!"
"Bless you!"
"Hh'Eshhuu!!"
"Bless you."
"Hh- Heh'Kshh!"
"..."
"What, that one doesn't get a blessing?"
"You're clearly having a go of it. I should just wait for you to finish."
"Hh- hah? Hh... HH'ESHHH! HEH'TSCHIEWW!! Hah'GSHieww!!"
"There you go. Bless you. Feel better?"
"Snf. Y-yeah, I think so."
Tfw you have a really obscure blorbo that you know Snzblr would go absolutely nuts over but you’re facing an uphill battle because currently the only media where your blorbo has the most amount of screen time is the one where he’s a child so it’s a bit of a hard sell
@pollencounting YOU YOU UNDERSTAND
However because I am insufferably pedantic allow me to just clarify a couple things
In the current canon he’s roughly about 600 years old give or take depending on what point in the timeline you’re at
The Dofus cartoon and the Dofus movie show him at 7 and 10 years old respectively. He’s more of a side character in the cartoon but in the movie he’s been upgraded to full blown protagonist
There is an upcoming series that is supposed to come out later this year that basically continues his story a couple decades after the events of the movie
He doesn’t just take care of the reincarnations of his uncles; only one of them is his uncle and the other is his own adopted father who died right in front of him when he was a child. This guy had to become a full time parent at the age of 10. Thankfully it is strongly implied that they do retain their memories from their previous lives but it’s still fucked
He is maaaagic. Or at least he comes from a magical family. But he is almost never shown actually using magic for whatever reason.
Anyway that is all. Pls watch Dofus Book 1: Julith it is absolute peak cinema. I love you ♥️
Btw is extremely important to me that you know this
Every member of the Jurgen family has a sexy ass nose
Tfw you have a really obscure blorbo that you know Snzblr would go absolutely nuts over but you’re facing an uphill battle because currently the only media where your blorbo has the most amount of screen time is the one where he’s a child so it’s a bit of a hard sell
@pollencounting YOU YOU UNDERSTAND
However because I am insufferably pedantic allow me to just clarify a couple things
In the current canon he’s roughly about 600 years old give or take depending on what point in the timeline you’re at
The Dofus cartoon and the Dofus movie show him at 7 and 10 years old respectively. He’s more of a side character in the cartoon but in the movie he’s been upgraded to full blown protagonist
There is an upcoming series that is supposed to come out later this year that basically continues his story a couple decades after the events of the movie
He doesn’t just take care of the reincarnations of his uncles; only one of them is his uncle and the other is his own adopted father who died right in front of him when he was a child. This guy had to become a full time parent at the age of 10. Thankfully it is strongly implied that they do retain their memories from their previous lives but it’s still fucked
He is maaaagic. Or at least he comes from a magical family. But he is almost never shown actually using magic for whatever reason.
Anyway that is all. Pls watch Dofus Book 1: Julith it is absolute peak cinema. I love you ♥️
picks up your ill and injured whumpee who has been left to sleep on the ground, regardless of how they ache to their bones and struggle to draw breath, and tucks them into a clean soft bed supported by plenty of pillows. btw
Who’s got the best nose?
This is worthy of a poll tbh. I’m putting my favorites into a list.
Who has the best nose of these 4??
Adult Link (Ocar/ina of Time)
Ta/ako (The Adv/enture Z/one)
Ba/kara Jur/gen (Do/fus)
Vag/gi (Haz/bin Hot/el)
Here are the contestants!!! (Images below)
Tfw you have a really obscure blorbo that you know Snzblr would go absolutely nuts over but you’re facing an uphill battle because currently the only media where your blorbo has the most amount of screen time is the one where he’s a child so it’s a bit of a hard sell
Is it weird that I kind of really want to catch a cold just so I have a good excuse to miss work? (I work with seniors so I have every reason not to come into work sick)
Raw
A compact piece of pure horn at least partially inspired by this post by @sf-libet (if you want to be un-tagged lmk)
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She couldn’t help watching his nose. It was so red now, so obviously sensitive, those constantly-leaking nostrils waiting for the slightest excuse. He dabbed it gently- so, so carefully- with a handkerchief, breathing slowly as he tried to eke out another minute of concentration on his correspondence. The right nostril flexed just a little at the touch, but made no trouble. That couldn’t last, surely. The skin around the edge of both nostrils was so raw, so susceptible to irritation from the smallest cause.
As she watched, he turned over a page and sniffed, momentarily absent-minded and unwise. She saw his nose react at once, the oval rims of both nostrils curling up into high arches, triggering a wrinkling of the bridge, a flinch around his eyes. Up came the handkerchief with urgent speed, pressing itself up against the septum in a manoeuvre that had probably seen some success in the early days of this cold. His nostrils twitched a warning.
Unable to delay his breath any longer, he attempted a slow inhale by mouth that audibly warped, his jaw falling slack against its owners will. That poor red nose quivered with over-readiness to sneeze. He covered it at last with the handkerchief, finally understanding that he was past the point of all resistance.
He sneezed, hard and wet and unforgiving. Sneezed again, that red-raw nose stung into further action by the violent unsettling of its fragile equilibrium. He raised his head and tried to breathe, his too-abused nose throbbing now, goading itself towards a cruel cycle of mounting irritation and response. Those shining pink nostrils flared astonishingly wide, and (even over so short a distance) the handkerchief rose just in time.
Unable to break the cycle, he sat hunched over the handkerchief, gasping for breath between each wrenching pair of sneezes. The increasing wetness of his handkerchief couldn’t be doing that raw skin any favours, and indeed as the fit progressed the sneezes became punctuated by involuntary moans. His shoulders heaved and shook with the effort of it all.
When he finally managed to blow his nose, she was certain she heard a badly-suppressed whimper. When his handkerchief had done all that could be done he leaned back in his chair, too weakened in the moment to do more than seek support for his no doubt aching head. His poor sore nose glowed redder than ever in the lamplight.
“i think you have a fever”
"m okay..”
"if you’re okay, then you won’t need my kisses and cuddles"
"now that you say it, maybe i don’t feel so well”
someone who is feeling under the weather, not only emotionally, but physically too. their partner finds them curled up in bed and notices they've been crying
"honey, hey.. look at me.. shh, it's okay.. what if i help you eat something and then we give you some medicine? does that sound good? then you can tell me what's bothering you, if you want.."
Wowww I heard it is maid day, and also Kir/umi’s birthday, which means a lot of people are talking about her, which means lots of sneezes probably 🤪