Big Sister Z

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I feel like Gilbert Alexander is really smart but also extremely oblivious, like:

Suchong: I like nerds ;)

Gil: *gasp* I love them too!

Suchong: good caus-

Gil: I love the pink ones not only are they cute but delicious.

- or -

Tenenbaum: *signals Gil to distract a big daddy.*

Gil: ?

Tenenbaum: *does it again*

Gil: what?

Tenenbaum: *inhales deeply and does it again*

Gil: what is it?

Tenenbaum: *pincung her nose*

Gil: I don't und- OH YOU MEAN DISTRACT THE BIG DADDY!

- maybe even this-

Gil: what's Suchong's type anyhow

Tenenbaum: smart, black hair, oblivious, mustache, British, caring.

Gil: ha! Kind of sounds like me.

Gil: to bad we're just friends.

Tenenbaum: did I mention oblivious

Gil: I believe so.

Tenenbaum: okay.

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Part 1 :)

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Suchong: Everyone meet my co-workers from the mortal relem Gilbert Alexander.

Gil Alexaner, waving awkwardly: hi

Everyone else: Hi Gilbert Alexander

Gil Alexander: please call me Gil.

Bill: Hi Gil!

Sullivan: How did you die, gil?

Suchong: yeah how did you?

Gil Alexander: I.... loved someone and in the end they killed me...

Jasmine Jolene: Same!

Lady Comstock: Me too!

Jasmine Jolene: we should start a club.