*etb2 is just laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling. He doesn't appear to have moved in the last several hours, notable because of the spider currently making a web on him. every now and then he gives a VERY dramatic sigh*
Hiiiiii ^_^ Huuhh 0_0 is that spider. *She brushes off the spider relatively easily* Are you okay:?
Oh? Hi. I don't think we've met before.
Yeah... I'm fine...
*~* Last time I checked you don’t let a slider make a nest on you because you’re fine. :/
Uh... to be honest I didn't even realize there was a spider...
that's not great
No I promise im fine-- just... working through some stuff.
:0 I’m great at working through stuff! \0^0/
What’s going on? :$
Ah. Ok. Therapy time.
Well... let's see. My girlfriend is scared of my kid. My kid doesn't like my girlfriend. My kid is also mad at me. and also probably justifiably so. oh and my other kid is mad at me. also probably justifiably so...
and its cold outside :(
🤔 Oh I know. :-0
Just talk to them. If your girlfriend is scared. Just a have a reasonable discussion over tea!! :@
er-- i think we've had a reasonable discussion about the scared of kids thing... i think the only solution is going to be waiting for the kid to grow up...
ah, well. thanks for the advice.
*he goes back to staring at the ceiling*
Hmmm :( How about you talk to me!! ^~^
i dont really know what there is to say.
do you think babies should have guns?
*he says this in a flat voice, as if this is a perfectly dull question*
:- Sure!! Need guns can be great for babies. There fun without any of the danger of a real gun. \*^*/
a stranger. walked up to my child. and gave her. a gun.
:0 What
and then another stranger. gave her a bigger gun. after i took. the first one. away.
so. do you think babies should have guns? you never gave me a proper answer.
>:O Of course babies shouldn’t have guns. ??? Who gave your baby a gun
i just said, a stranger.
WHY DID A STRANGER GIVE YOUR BABY A GUN. :O
that's a good question
🤔 So strangers are giving your baby guns. :( Not much I can do about that unfortunately. What about your other daughter. Maybe I can help there. ^_^
no that one was all my fault.
it started when i was kidnapped by an-- actually, no, it started when this guy came to our house and asked for shelter.
so me and my husband do the kind thing and bring him into our house and feed him and stuff. and then he kidnaps me and elongates me.
so somehow i lose my memories (we're all a bit foggy on the details) and i follow the evil scientist, here, to the House. and then the wizard gave me my memories back.
OKAY so here comes the my fault part-- i remembered my husband and daughter, and i really really really wanted to go back to them and stuff, but i just didn't.
not really sure why. i just didn't.
so when my daughter comes back and sees me living my best life making new friends and falling in love with flame (oh, yeah, me and flame did this whole will-we-won't-we for like a lonngggggg time until they kissed me, that's a whole nother story)
so abandoned comes back and is justifiably mad that im just chilling. so its a whole thing.
*he's still talking, about why abandoned is mad, what happened with his husband, and why he hates etb1*
Hmm hmm. interesting. :7 I have an idea! Have you apologized to xer yet? :3
and so THAT started my pacifist arc, which was short lived, and--
mm? apologized? yes, i apologized.
What about etb1:? I know you hate him but he’s gotta know why *~*.
he's the Guy who Elongated me.
I know that silly >:3. I’m saying get someone powerful to talk to him. Best the crap out of him until we get some answers. \^_^/
who exactly is going to be big enough and intimidating enough to beat the shit out of etb1.
big enough and intimidating enough and willing?
Oh isn’t it obvious.
MEEEE >:3
i mean sure, if you want.
i think someone just recently egged his lab, too. its gonna be a rough week for etb1.
I’m sure it was a rough week when you were elongated B)
Heeey @elongated-tennis-ball can you come over here for no reason at all. >:3
*he shows up around the corner*
Hm? What do you want
ATTAAAAAACK :000
*She beats the shit out of you.*
AH FUCK
*he manages to get a scalpel out of his pocket and slices, cutting through her, but not hitting anything vital*
OWCH >:[ *She body slams elong1. His face hits the concrete on the way down*
*he grunts in pain at the impact, then grabs onto bigtennisball and tries stabbing her*
FIRST MY LAB AND NOW ME
*he's furious, trying everything he can to get free*
*She manages to keep elong1 down.*
:3 Oho I see your a squirmer aren’t you. Well we’ll let you go in a second. ;) Just real quick. I’m pretty sure @elongatedtennisball has a question for you.
*he's still trying to escape*
I can talk WITHOUT being held down like a fucking animal.
:/ No offense but I’m inclined to believe otherwise:3. I mean have you even noticed what you’ve been up to lately.
Of course I have, I'M the one doing it. Just let me go
🤔Hmmm nah. It’s kinda fun pinning an asshole like you down(in a completely nonsexual way of course) :>