Don't fuck with my money

private oc | 20+

[elizabetholsens]

You are so funny, I love you so much, you’re amazing.

[brittany-murphy]

[bigtrble]

cocainumking​:

     “Listen, I don’t ask everyone this –” Jack was deadly serious, eyebrows furrowed, lips pursed, he was dreading the question he knew he had to ask, not due to the question itself, but rather because he knew what was to come after; “do you want to come ‘nd watch me try an’ surf a motorbike? Honestly – I’m thinkin’ o’ becomin’ like a mad Evil Kinevil type.” 

   Rose has spent enough time around Jack to know that whatever is about to come out of his mouth, she has no guess on what it could be. And she was right...”The next Evil Kinevil, huh? That’s a lot to take on, you sure you’re ready to risk your life for all that?” Even though she’s asking that, Rose is already making a move to grab her things, especially her phone since she will be recording ALL of this. 

[bigtrble]

CHARACTER ANALYSIS OF ROSE LEROUX

HOMERIC  EPITHET  :   YOU ARE EARTH MOVING

You are earth-moving [Rose]. Homer used this epithet to refer to Poseidon. Earth-moving Poseidon is the god of water, earthquakes, and horses for some reason. He’s best known for spending ten years being mad at Odysseus, and that one time he lost the city of Athens to Athena and became quite salty about it.

FATAL  FLAW  :     YOU’RE TOO CLEVER BY HALF

Your intelligence is unmatched, but your smart mouth is going to get you into trouble one of these days. Everyone says so. Odds are you’ll make one witty remark too many and meet a tragic, easily preventable end that surprises no one in the least. You’ll be mourned, of course, but we all saw it coming, and you kind of deserved it.

GREEK  MYTHOLOGY  DEATH  :   BY ACCIDENT, IN ACHILLES’ ARMOR

One day, during the Trojan War, Achilles decides to just up and quit. He’s the greatest warrior apparently ever, so this is something of an issue. You can’t bear to watch men die in battle for Achilles’ pride, so you don his armor yourself and lead his men into battle. Everyone thinks you are Achilles, and morale is high. You die, however, because somewhere in there you remember that you’re actually terrible at fighting. Silver lining: Achilles avenges your death something FIERCE. So that's something.

LITERARY  SETTING   :    I‘M ON THE ROAD

Like so many literary characters (Huck Finn, Odysseus, Gulliver, etc.), you’re an adventurer and explorer at heart, and the literary setting that most closely matches your personality is, quite frankly…all the settings! You’re not meant to settle down in one spot—you’re the kind of person who hits up multiple parties in one night, and your insta is probably filled with pics of all the cool places you’ve travelled to. So embrace it! Take to the open road with your friends, run through a field of wildflowers in the middle of nowhere, and please get a pic next to the world’s largest Ketchup bottle.

[bassiter]

[bigtrble]

The rundown:  Rose seems to have a crush on her roommates partner and she’s trying her BEST to keep her feelings on the down low. But your muse isn’t making it very easy when they seem to actually like hanging/talking with Rose.  Scene: The roommate and their partner (your muse) were out having a fun late night date full of drinking and eating. You both come back to the apartment, but Rose’s roommate crashes hard on the couch. Now you and Rose are in the kitchen chatting about the night.  Open to: Anyone! 

Keep your cool, Rose. You got this. It’s just an innocent conversation about the night, they don’t know what you are actually thinking. It’s not like they can read your mind....but holy shit, what if they could read your mind? What if they are hearing this right...

And just like that Rose was pulled from her thoughts right back into reality. “Huh? Sorry, what was that?” She hadn’t even heard their question, too busy trying to keep it “cool”, she feels like she is failing miserably at it. Go figure. Grabbing the can of Budweiser in front of her, Rose quickly takes a few healthy gulps from it. DISGUSTING. She doesn’t understand how anyone can just go out of their way to drink this shit. But it’s what they had handed her so she’s going to fight through this. With some of the liquid dribbling down the corner of her mouth, she’s quick to wipe it away with the back of her hand. “Oh, right. What have I been up to.” Punching pillows out of frustration, trying to focus on coding, distracting herself with a video game. Her whole night had been dedicated to trying to distract herself from her feelings. Typical. “Nothing too exciting. Just the usual night in, you know. Trying to get past this boss level in Final Fantasy.” 

[valtsv]

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

[ava-deb]

HALEY LU RICHARDSON Unpregnant (2020)

[carpenter-sabrina]

To be honest, I really don’t want new friends. I don’t want to feel pressured to respond messages and say ‘yes’ to plans and hear your stories that frankly make me feel terrible about my life…and I would rather be angry and mean when I feel like it because that’s what I need right now.

[bigtrble]

“Or---how about we don’t push their buttons and make them even angrier. I’m all for that suggestion....especially since it was mine.”

[veralorraine]

[bigtrble]

mctionsick​:

“Remind me again why I hang out with you guys?  Yes, we should definitely tell them.”

“Uuuh, because we are really entertaining? See... I was really hoping you were going to say the opposite of what you just did, which means I’m going to give you the wonderful opportunity to be the one who...tells them that there’s pee in the bucket. Have fun with that.” 

[stability]

[bigtrble]

little geek with big sharp teeth - rose 

[milfsonfilm-deactivated20211019]

ma’am...

[singleparentsdaily]

How to not say I love you back, a lesson by Angie D’amato.

[bigtrble]

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