Maybe Life Isnt For Everyone

All non re-blogged text/pictures are original and belong to me Outlet for the many voices in my head I'm trying to be good mamma I'm trying so hard but every time I take a step up the ladder the man shits on me so hard

[tastefullyoffensive]

New Words That Should Be Added to the Dictionary (images via imgur) Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

[bigwing-littlewing]

know anyone in the so cal area who takes american express gift cards for dope? desperate times call for desperate measures lol

Sorry dude I'm in London

[bigwing-littlewing]

Ain't no cleaner cook in the UK, barley a drop of Citric

[bigwing-littlewing]

you got ghost for xbox one?

Yesss my gf plays it more than me though !

[bigwing-littlewing]

What’s your gt

[bigwing-littlewing]

pD11zle

[bigwing-littlewing]

It's been a while tumbled Nd lets just say shits gone next level, Gota love that rush

[bigwing-littlewing]

you got ghost for xbox one?

Yesss my gf plays it more than me though !

[bigwing-littlewing]

What's your gt

[bigwing-littlewing]

Some of dat real Walter White shit.

[seansfuckingworthless]

woahhh this looks legit not like that shit that had fucking food coloring put in it.

[bigwing-littlewing]

It's legit crystal meth but unfortunately cut with around 3% blue chalk to give it its colour

[bigwing-littlewing]

D-isomer North Korean crystal meth, literally the cleanest, purest and most powerful crystal meth known to man, totally different feeling to standard crystal meth & half the normal dose is needed. Rare stuff.

[dutchster]

i wish i had a counter which kept track of the number of times i appear in someone’s thoughts. how many of those are people i don’t know? and it should keep track of who’s thinking about me too. is it an old friend, my mom or the cute girl i saw on the bus this morning?!

[bigwing-littlewing]

Except that's a piece of a gemstone called kyanite that is blue in color and forms like that in shards haha

Har har to you, if you actually look at A picture of kyanite I can understand why you may think that but they look remarkably different… I can assure you buddy it’s not kyanite, not unless kyanite gets you high off your tits and keeps you awake for days on end Qualifications : I work with a geologist.... Oh yea & I smoked some of it.

[bigwing-littlewing]

Much better pic of the ketema, such nice hash, this is the stuff they keep for themselves

[bigwing-littlewing]

Gona be a good weed, btw that thing that looks like a lump of hard shit is actually some of the best ketema I have ever smoked.✌️

[bigwing-littlewing]

Some of dat real Walter White shit.

[dhdingo]

yo it real

[bigwing-littlewing]

It real

It's real, but it's an expensive gimmick the blue is create by cutting with blue chalk, I'm keeping it as a novelty.

[bigwing-littlewing]

Some of dat real Walter White shit.

[bigwing-littlewing]

you got ghost for xbox one?

Yesss my gf plays it more than me though !

[bigwing-littlewing]

Anyone got Xbox live on Xbox one add me pD11zle

[bigwing-littlewing]

Good morning heaven. Anyone who knows what those little pink fuckers are knows how dam fucking lucky I am and should bloody well have a case of the green eyed monster 😜