[lesbx]

when im watching smosh and theyre being mean to angela

[lesbx]

dragons dogma is a game where you can be a gruff silent protagonist woman and have an army of girlfriends that you can pick up at your leisure and also pin them down on the ground aggressively and they like it and they like you and also theres probably monsters and stuff

[lesbx]

this is how girls play you just don't get it

[stebbyfrenchguy]

[im-mender]

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

[wirelessmousegirl]

Visit Original Link

Objectum Sex with my pooltoy wife

[lesbx]

if cadmus was a fighting game character she’d have a difficult to set up but really busted infinite combo but would otherwise be so D tier that no one even really cares or complains about her. she’d have her dedicated playerbase however. if caledhil was a fighting game character she would have 3,000 buttons and none of them really do anything but she’s been bugged since launch to have extra i-frames on like two moves and it keeps her solidly tournament viable but absolutely dog ass to play if you’re trying to have fun at all

[lesbx]

if bugbites was in a shooter she’d be like oddjob where she’s cheap just for having a smaller hitbox and her ult would be a command grab where she sucks your shit smooth off unavoidably and you get removed from the match after finishing

[fhenrin]

i made peddler a little shop stand in my house :)

[lesbx]

it was never going to be cadmus regardless but i’m glad they both knew that

[lesbx]

[lesbx]

new high stakes extreme sport i invented i call it chancellor ocato darts

[lesbx]

big head for her big genius. big eyes to see through the deception

[lesbx]

beg on the ground screaming and crying for the pussy it always works

[lesbx]

the blowjob brothers

[lesbx]

THE BLOWJOB BROTHERS RIDE AGAIN

[fhenrin]

17th of Last Seed, 4E 201.

The gallant knight once known across the provinces as the good Lady Caledhil of the Highlands is unrecognizable, save for her sterling signature armor plucked straight from another age. Her body may be immortal, but her mind and heart are subject to the all too mortal ravages of grief and loss. She gave her all to defend her home from the forces of Mehrunes Dagon, but through her curse, lived to see its bitter ruin all the same. Now, lifetimes later, she finds herself in the northern territory, having been content to numb herself with drink and isolation until fate intervenes to grant her purpose once again.

[lesbx]

whenever theres a woman im like YAY. whenever theres not a woman im like meh. i’ve seen better

[lesbx]

average companion dialogue

bastian: *Nerd shit i didn’t listen to* also i love cops

mirri: i was in big family. hey you murder a lot

ember: FUCK COPS and im literally a kitty cat meowwwth

isobel: i NEED to fuck women right now

sharp: fish

azandar: no one knows what azandar says no one uses him

zerith: khajiit accent reinhardt voice Ah tamiit you make an old relic like me feel hopeful for the world

tanlorin: I NEED to fuck YOU right now im literally hard and or wet at this moment

[lesbx]

rem on his way to steal sinners from his own team

[lesbx]

i think at least five ppl woyld jerk off to my snuff film but if i made it really spectacular i could possibly even drawn in ten if i’m lucky