[bigwobble]

I DON’T KNOW WHERE I AM.

         clara oswin oswald here. i’ve been living countless lives all at once– an accessory to crime, a P.I., a singer, an accountant, a dalek , a victorian barmaid and governess, a nanny.  i’m born, i live, i die. but one thing stays the same: i’m always running. the question is– can you keep up?

you can? good. let’s start by liking/reblogging this post if you’re willing to interact with the one and only impossible girl. ( written by Megan ) 

[bigwobble]

damn remember when I watched this show

[bigwobble]

.... remember when I used to write

[bigwobble]

ik i haven’t been here in a hot minute but come bug clara (or me)

[bigwobble]

apologies for delays in responses-- work do be crazy 

[eviefyres]

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other .

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other .

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other .

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other .

[starpathe-deactivated20250111]

   𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑      𝐀𝐑-𝐅𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋      of      𝐓𝐇𝐄     𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑     franchise     .

* . —  ❛    the   hunters’   shouts   and   the   thunder’s   crash   roared   high   in   the   lust   of   slaughter   ,   through   horses’   whinnies   and   the   snap   of   the   lash   above  the   livid   water   .   by   no   prayers   to   be   diminished   :   to   hunt   until   the   last   judgment   day   ,   till   world   and   time   were   finished   .

independent  and  private .      games-  and  book-based .      written   by  nina .

[bigwobble]

days since tumblr fucks up the formatting of my post when on my dash but when i edit it it looks fine: 0

[bigwobble]

gwehelyth​:

*   @bigwobble​​

a   constellation   of   cosmic   dust   and   the   air   splits   ––   a   rift   torn   into   the   fabric   of   the   universe   herself   .   the   wind   howls   /   hums   /   crackles   ,   ablaze   with   a   light   that   burns   like   blue   fire   .   (   travelling   through   the   dark   ,   the   moon   is   everywhere   and   nowhere   ––   spilled   pearl   and   woven   lightning   .   )   the   tempest   rages   ,   explodes   in   a   flash   of   white   ,   and   disappears   .   in   its   wake   stands   only   he   :   aen   elle   ,   clad   in   armour   black   as   pitch   .

what   is   this   place   ?   desolate   ,   decrepit   wasteland   .   he   cocks   his   head   ,   blinking   away   the   stars   that   swim   before   his   eyes   .   the   sky   is   a   pale   orange   ,   holding   within   its   hemispheres   a   single   rising   sun   /   the   ground   is   gray   and   barren   ,   littered   with   bones   that   belong   to   neither   elf   nor   monster   .   a   skull   leers   at   him   with   bared   teeth   and   empty   sockets   :   human   ,   no   doubt   .   (   right   place   ,   wrong   time   .   )   he   brings   his   heel   down   on   the   skull   and   it   shatters   ,   splintered   ivory   ,   beneath   the   brunt   of   his   weight   .   ❛   ysgarthiad   !   ❜

too   late   does   he   realize   that   he   is   not   alone   .   there   is   movement   in   his   peripheral   —   some   soft   ,   distant   shadow   .   he   tenses   ,   strengthening   the   grip   on   the   staff   he   holds   within   an   armoured   glove   ,   and   turns   his   head   .   (   apparition   .   demon   .   )   her   face   is   stitched   of   a   familiar   fabric   /   those   eyes   have   looked   into   his   own   once   before   .      ❛   ––––you   …   ❜      mistrust   makes   him   bristle   ––   an   animal   with   bared   teeth   .      ❛   why   are   you   here   ,   sorceress   ?   ❜

waiting. always waiting-- never for anything in particular ; with no heartbeat, no life, nothing ever seems urgent to clara. eventually, things just start coming to her, and this stranger  acquaintance is no exception. a hand instinctively shields her eyes from his lighted appearance, like she had the sun in her eyes. ( funny, because she had been watching the sun without a problem for a while now. ) 

a gasp escapes her , and she flinches as his heel makes contact with the skull.       was that really necessary?      she’s not one for needless violence. eyebrows raise when he turns and addresses her. laughter is suppressed when he says sorceress; this is not the first time such a title has been bestowed upon her, though not once has it been correct. not once has clara corrected anyone.

     ‘ i could very well ask the same of you. ‘     clearly, they both recognize each other. ideas turn over in her mind -- she hadn’t met another time traveler since...      and he was long gone .               ‘ you’ve ruined my afternoon meditation. thought i was the only one who could ever go here. ‘ 

the humor probably isn’t appreciated, and she can tell his demeanor doesn’t match hers ( but nothing is threatening to those who can’t die. ) 

     ‘ how are you here? and what did that skull ever do to you? ‘ 

[roleplaymemeworld]

𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 & 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 🇹​🇴​ 🇨​🇱​🇦​🇷​🇮​🇫​🇾​﹕ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇺​🇸​🇪​ 🇼​🇭​🇴​ 🇸​🇪​🇳​🇩​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​﹐ 🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇦​🇨​🇹​🇮​🇳​🇬​. 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇷​🇪​🇨​🇪​🇮​🇻​🇮​🇳​🇬​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​﹐ 🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇼​🇭​🇴​ 🇭​🇦​🇸​ 🇹​🇴​ 🇷​🇪​🇦​🇨​🇹​

[ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 ] My muse gently touches a bruise on your muse’s body [ 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 ] My muse brushes a strand of hair behind your muse’s ear [ 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 ] My muse tries to make yours laugh when they are sad [ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐓𝐇 ] My muse wraps yours in a warm blanket [ 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐏 ] My muse boops your muse’s nose [ 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄 ] My muse laces their fingers with yours [ 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐍 ] My muse cuddles up in bed to yours [ 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃 ] My muse sits by your muse’s bedside while they are sick/hurt [ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] My muse takes your muse’s hand and slow dances with them without music playing [ 𝐖𝐄𝐓 ] My muse helps yours out of soaking wet clothes [ 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 ] My muse gently runs a hand over your muse’s back/arm [ 𝐇𝐔𝐆 ] My muse hugs yours tightly after not having seen them for a while [ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 ] My muse steps protectively in front of yours [ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 ] My muse holds yours while they cry

[kdicris]

sorry to keep you waiting ! / indie pit of kid icarus. private, selective, online whenever. by jack. #kdicris. personals do not reblog.

[bigwobble]

if you need be i’ll be eating brownie batter & drinking

[bigwobble]

wilczmin​:

 he  raised  his  hand  instinctively  to  touch  his  medallion  .  a  few  seconds  later  ,  feeling  no  sign  of  activity  nearby  ,  he  dropped  it  .  there  was  a  chance  she  was  lying  .  not  many  women  travelling  on  their  own  knew  about  dangerous  activity  ,  and  the  ones  who  did  were  oftentimes  the  victims  .  the  thought  troubled  him  ,  and  he  decided  immediately  that  he  would  not  doubt  her  again  .

 ❛  i  have  .  and  i’ll  go  with  you  ,  if  that’s  what  you  want  .  ❜        he  had  his  elixirs  at  his  side  ,  which  he  never  left  safety  without  .  if  following  her  ended  up  being  a  trap  ,  he  could  easily  swallow  .  the  trouble  laid  in  having  enough  time  to  do  it  .  but  he  would  think  of  that  if  it  came  to  it  .        ❛  tell  me  what  you’re  looking  for  .  i  might  be  able  to  help  .  ❜

she wasn’t sure what she expected his answer to be, but nonetheless she’s somewhat surprised. any sane person would’ve said no, sorry, i’m not looking to die today. (      though, she must’ve known something was off about him, or she wouldn’t have asked in the first place.     ) 

      ‘ you know how to hunt down a graske, or.... a werewolf ? not sure what it is-- just know it’s alien. and maybe deadly. most likely deadly. ‘     she shouldn’t be talking about deadly aliens; hell, maybe she was one. the tardis got the time wrong, who’s to say it didn’t get the planet wrong, too?       ‘ but i don’t want to kill whatever it is. just... send it home. where it should be. ‘ 

[bigwobble]

      i should’ve posted this yesterday but ANYWAY clara is 100% the teacher who dresses up for halloween on a school day & also just lets her classes have a halloween party.

[mothurs]

i'm dtf

down to forget

[yetmorememes]

the witcher (2019) series one sentences, episodes 7&8. some minor edits for ease of use; feel free to change pronouns, etc.

This place isn’t safe if you’re alone.

All this time, I thought you were dead.

Do not do this.

Who needs you when I’ve got him?

We don’t have much but we’ve got a sight more than you do.

I need you to be brave now.

First, you try to kill me, then you lie to me.

You and destiny can both fuck right off.

What did I miss? 

Wow, that’s a face.

Sometimes boring is better.

I mean, look at you. You could have anyone.

You know, I spent years waiting for this moment where you realised we’re meant for each other.

I’ll leave this to the people who actually give a shit.

I’m the one that wants you here.

It took five minutes for the lies to start. Why did I expect anything else?

What the hell’s going on in here?

A word of advice: think for yourself. It’ll save you a lifetime of heartbreak.

Gods, you’re pretty.

You want to know a secret? 

Whatever you lack in talent, you make up for in confidence.

Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean I will.

Even if you do everything right, follow their rules, that’s still no guarantee you’ll get what you want.

Sometimes you have to compromise in order to survive.

Nothing in this world is as simple as that.

If you won’t take sides, then at least stay out of my way.

It is time now that we risk not only our lives, but our pride, and try again.

Did you hear a word I just said?

If you will not do it for them, then do it for me. Please.

Tell me what I want to know and you’ll live.

You don’t give the orders anymore.

I’m sorry for what happened.

I’m an inconvenient arsehole? I couldn’t have said it better myself.

There’s nothing like a higher purpose to permit men to do the unspeakable.

They have come from beyond the mountains to destroy the world.

It’s magic. It’s not real.

So, are you ready? To die?

It’s time to accept that life has no more to give.

You still have so much left to give.

Where did you come from, anyway?

We will not lose them.

We don’t know what other tricks they may have.

You’re delirious but you’re not dead.

We must live and let live.

I won’t let you do this.

Can you buy us time?

We can’t give up. We can still fight.

You’re in my head. You’re listening.

People linked by destiny will always find each other.

I want you to look at me.

You don’t get to use that name.

I can’t repay you for saving my life.

I’m sorry you chose power.

Do you actually have what it takes?

But if I’ve gone tomorrow, I had everything I wanted. Everything.

I can’t help but think I was meant to find you.

The girl in the woods will be with you always.

She is your destiny.

[bigwobble]

     ‘ a sword, yeah, course i know how to use a sword– why wouldn’t I?  I‘m absolutely deadly with a sword. ‘