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@kdicris
❛ i don’t really know if showing my baby pictures is really necessary, lady palutena. can’t we just be friendly neighbors and have dinner with them like normal people ? they really don’t need to see those. ( they’re also really embarrassing. ) ❜
@paluteana.
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hey @paluteana :)
paluteana.
“ yes , you may . for i , the goddess palutena decree it so . you , pit , loyal angel , captain of my royal guard , hero to humanity , slayer of the gorgon , defeater of hades , can borrow my membership card on your next visit to skyworld’s local starbucks . ”
❛ alright. this is, officially, the BEST DAY EVER ! free espresso shot, here i come ! ❜
paluteana.
“ those centurions sure need their daily dose ! so do i . as the ruler of all the coffee shops on skyworld , i’m entitled to certain privileges . behold , pit . gaze upon the might of your goddess—— a membership card ! ”
❛ woah... you have a MEMBERSHIP CARD !?! can i please use it ? please with a little cherry on top ? please please please please please pl— ❜
paluteana.
“ huh—— i didn’t know we had any dogs on skyworld . must be a stray , poor little thing . ”
“ i just hope it didn’t get any of its adorable dog slobber all over my frappuccino , or the next stray on skyworld is gonna be you , pit ! ”
❛ i specifically made sure that your beverage is slobber-free ! no smells, either. just a plain, simple frappuccino with extra whipped cream. ❜
❛ i had to wait a tremendously long time, though. opening up that starbucks was both the best and worst idea you’ve had ! that place is packed, let me tell you. ❜
palutena’s temple complete with starbucks
❛ sorry to keep you waiting, lady palutena ! i got distracted on my way over by an adorable dog that basically ASKED to be pet. anyway, here’s your frappuccino ! i tried to get them to get more whipped cream. ❜
@paluteana we’re back baybeee
❛ so what exactly is the point of this new-wave green juice diet, lady palutena ? ❜
pit quickly glances over the mixing powders in the cupboard, pulling one out of the compartment. he reads out the ingredients in his head — kale, celery, cucumber, apples. pit wouldn’t be telling the truth if he said he wasn’t impressed.
❛ why not just have, you know, a smoothie ? at least those taste kind of flavorful. ❜
paluteana.
❝ no, pit ———— just sans . ❞
❛ not even certain blocky characters or real fighters, huh ? well, i’m okay with just sans...i guess. ❜
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❝ eeeeyup, lady’s right . i’m sans, sans the skeleton, & i can give you a lecture in what thousands of screaming fans can REALLY do to a game . ❞
❛ i wonder what other forms of indie representation is in this game.... ❜
❛ you gotta tell me if shovel knight made it in ! oooh, i’ve wanted to see him playable ever since i beat the original game ! ❜
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❝ * hey, uh, don’t either of ya think it’s rude to talk about someone who’s listenin’ ? i’m not ness . that joke’s so old — i gotta congratulate you on your late-ness . ❞
❛ but you’re round...and chubby....and i think those are his clothes ! MY GOODNESS, HE’S LOST HIS MEMORY !! SOMEONE GET HIM AN AMBULANCE !!!!! ❜
paluteana.
❝ probably ——- being a franchise that’s stuck without content for more than ten years doesn’t do the figure any good, i can tell you that much . you DO NOT want to know what we looked like before they dragged us out for brawl . ❞
❛ no, i mean, really skinny. skinless, actually. he’s a whole skeletion ! i can’t imagine what kind of horrible tragedy got him to look like that ... ❜
❛ ness seems a little...skinnier, don’t you think ? ❜
@paluteana.
palutena’s temple complete with starbucks
for real pit’s favorite food is hamburgers — but he’s also open to trying a lot of new foods. he will eat whatever food palutena makes him and is not picky, but he has his preferences.
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