Ocean Man

Leonhard, 20, Germany. In a past life I was the plucked chicken that Diogenes brought into Plato's lecture. [sidebar image: thankie to snarkybf]

[bilbasaur]

Why and more importantly, when did humans start having kinks and shit? When did we start developing strange sexual behaviour that serves no direct purpose in reproduction? Did cavemen suck toes?

[bilbasaur]

One of my favourite memories is like that one time one of those ppl trying to get people to sign up for these humanitary aid programms approached me in public and mentioned my Muse shirt to lure me into conversation and said he loved them, and when I was like haha yeah he went “Name five of their songs” out of the blue and I was so perplexed that this dude trying to get me to donate money was all Fake-Fan-testing me out of nowhere that I couldn’t think of a single one and just walked away.

Like within a month of seeing them life.

[bilbasaur]

It’s always a bummer when I find out content creators I like are casually transphobic so its even nicer when it’s actually the other way around and they show they go out of their way to... just not be.

Like this YouTube guy was like reading out creepy neckbeard stories and in one chat screenshot the word tr*p was repeatedly used and he just read it out as crossdressers when he usually just reads them word for word and it was nice idk. 

[udonthreens]

goblin hour is every hour when your are. a goblin

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

[leander-ligo]

This is just what depression feels like

[valkoswolf]

this is legit how it plays in my head

[micdotcom]

[turing-tested]

arrested for being on main

if you have an account fuck you

[meowsapow]

Tumblr Staff 2018

[boarofthenorth100]

The Bee Gees

[boarofthenorth100]

Staying Alive …. How Deep Is Your Love ….

 Need I Say More…?

[bilbasaur]

Ya know. I’d be the first to die in any horror setting because I’m just so. Easily startled and jumpy. And like. I scream when I am starled. Like hell. Like I’m being murdered. And I WOULD be getting murdered for sure then. 

[elsecaller-jasnah]

how I wish that was true

[official-solingen]

[brinnanza]

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[bilbasaur]

I’m straight-passing because I think The Chainsmokers aren’t that bad, actually.

[bilbasaur]

“Modern art is so ridiculous! Like, I could do that!”

Okay. Have you? Why not? Try it. You should. Do it. It’s fun!

[queereyegifs]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, going up to enemy trainers and pressing A next to them to engage them instead of letting them make eye contact:

[byeoh-art]

So I asked my body