bilbos hairy toes

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via @korvys​ (Twitter)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cottagecub]

[nanocomputer]

during the day: maannnn i can’t wait to get into bed and sleep tonight

*at night in bed for 5 hours*

[sock-ness-monster]

Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

[sasukehoe]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[skywardstrapon]

from the same thread:

[bauliya]

I went to the thread and my favourite one was "I wore a purple suit on the premier of a play that I wrote and an Irish acting student said "who bleached prince?'"

[everythingfox]

(via)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HELP ADORABLE

[pottersource]

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone dir. Chris Columbus | 2001

[kpfun]

You who swallowed a falling star, o’ heartless man, your heart shall soon be mine. HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE ハウルの動く城 | Hauru no Ugoku Shiro 2004 • dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via Owl! at the Library

[markv5]

Заказчик не просто доволен. Он поражен….

[monstermonstre]

The customer is not just satisfied. He is amazed ….

[salytierra]

Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.

[azulapropaganda]

While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

[timeofdeathnote]

it’s what he deserves

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan

[lestradeshouldhavehisownshow]

“I behaved like a vending machine…out of order.”

[bilboshairytoes]

Last time that we talked, the night that I walked, burns like an iron in the back of my mind.

I must’ve been high to say you and I weren’t meant to be, and just wasting my time. 

Oh, why did I ever doubt you? You know I would die here without you. 

All that I’m after, is a life full of laughter as long as I’m laughing with you. 

I’m thinking that all that still matters is love ever after, after the life we’ve been through. 

Cause I know there’s no life after you. 

[bird-internet]

i can’t stop laughing at this

[bilboshairytoes]

I got a snake!!

[bilboshairytoes]