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@bill-is-watching
Hey Bill have you ever met the emotion lord? I really think you two could get along.
He's an interesting guy, but he has too many hangups. The sooner he lets go of the past and fully accepts what he is, the better off the guy'll be for it.
Why does your voice get all high pitched and doubly when you laugh maniacally?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Look, you don't see me makin' fun of your laugh, do you? Rude!
can you give people sweet dreams too? or only nightmares?
I can, though generally I prefer not to--it's just not as fun. Though straight up nightmares aren't always best either. Really, the key lies in mixing it up and subtlety, you know?
ALL I WANTED WAS AN ADEQUATE SANDWICH
WELL TOO DAMN BAD
dont forget fun names like: bill west, bill nye the science guy, billy goat, billionaire, billbo tri-baggins
See, these are halfway clever, I'm okay with these.
Do you look at people naked?
All the time.
It's not really that interesting-- your bodies aren't exactly thrilling to look at. It just kinda comes with the territory of being all-seeing.
Bill, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck chuck norris.
He'd chuck as much Norris as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
Which isn't that hard these days since those jokes are so overdone.
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It’s adorable the way you think calling yourself witty makes you anything of the sort.
Deal is you tell me who wrote the books then I help you with something deal? *holds out hand*
Look, we've been over this. I can't tell anyone who wrote the books without violating my nonexistent nondisclosure agreement with Alex Hirsch's head. So no deal.
Hey, Bill! How would you feel if you went from your 2D form to a 3D one?
Doesn't really matter to me.
I remember being, I don't know, like five years old and seeing a picture of a Siberian Husky with three eyes. Utterly terrifying for no reason. Couldn't fall asleep without thinkin' of that thing friggin staring at me for about a year and a half. My question is.... do you know what that thing was? B̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶o̶b̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶a̶n̶g̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶a̶n̶o̶i̶d̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶,̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶H̶A̶D̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶e̶m̶o̶n̶
Ever heard of smile dog?
By all means, look it up~! It's such a charming story and truly, I feel like it's one everyone in the family can enjoy~!
I was doing my periodic check of the ol FF.net, and found this piece of gold. I though you’d like it.
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Welp. You did it again, fandom. You made another fanfic that will haunt me forever.
Are you happy now? Was Dipper Goes to Taco Bell not enough for you? You had to ruin Bill, too?
Just wanted to warn you guys (my followers) against this gem of a fanfiction. It’s really, really bad. Like, Dipper Goes to Taco Bell BAD.
Who the hell makes these things, anyways? Like, who in their right mind would write this shit?
...meh.
Trying way too hard-- pun not intended.
Nickname list: Bill, Billy, Billboard, Bibi, CUTIE WOOTIE MUFFIN PIE.
No.
Well that's good. Life with meaning would probably be less chaotic and fascinating.
Exactly~!
So glad you see it for what it should be~!
PTSD obviously
S-shut up!
Hiya Bill! So, what's the meaning of life? It's 42, right?
Haha! Yeah, totally! And it’s the number of paths a man must walk down and…. hehehehe.
Yeah no, that’s total crap and you know it. Wanna know the truth?
T H E R E I S N O M E A N I N G
"We'll okay then" I say. "Wait since this is my mind right ?" I turn my mind blank and make clock noises, first very far and then they start too speed up. "Hey it's my mind" I say. Then I put rainbows on the clocks over and over but then they turn red and black. I then create anther side were it is sunny and full of colour. I also create anther side with clocks speeding up faster and faster each side.
Whoa there friend you may need to slow down
